Did I urinate on your rug?

[Biff Tannen 45477]

You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

Hello!  Do you speak English sir?  PARLA USTED INGLES?!?

[Incredulity 11532]

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. VAGINA.

[BrickHorn 18176]

You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus.

[shadow_operative 15931]

yeah, well, that's just like, uh, your opinion man. 

[shadow_operative 15931]

also i happen to be watching this right now. started it up about the time of the OP, and considered coming here to start a thread. weird timing. 

[Guest Lobo]

So racially, he's pretty cool?  

[shadow_operative 15931]

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[mdleast 8255]

You mean coitus?

[RPM 26185]

You make a mean Caucasian.

[TexArcher 37455]

No, Donny.  These men are cowards.

[hobbes2702 12771]

Yea well, I still jerk off manually 

[RPM 26185]

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Is this your homework, Larry?

[mdleast 8255]

I am the Walrus…

[HouTex 1847]

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[RPM 26185]

All but one man died. There at Bitter Creek. And they say he ran awayyyy!

[Amos Moses 795]

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate??

[WBT 20397]

Does he still write?

Oh, no no.  He has health problems.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

Well, there isn't a literal connection, dude.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Nice marmot.

[usmc0331horn 934]

Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...

[RPM 26185]

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community!

 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

THE GOD DAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!!

[huge 3788]

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, Dude

[83Horn 1638]

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences.  The bums lost.  My advice to you is to do what your parents did.  Get a job, sir!

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Hey Walter, if you can't drive a car, how do you get around on shammas?

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[Trey3216 15325]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

All but one man died. There at Bitter Creek. And they say he ran awayyyy!

Yeah, yeah.  I know the fucking show, Walter.   So what?

 

fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.   Bulk of the series.  Not exactly a lightweight.   And yet, his son is a fucking dunce.  
 

 

[Kennythetiger 9333]

[RPM 26185]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend.  I'm just helping her conceive man.

Hey, man, I'm not, uh...

[South Austin 52037]

Careful man, there’s a beverage here!

[futureman 22411]

who the fuck is arthur digby sellers?

[Trey3216 15325]

10 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

And do, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.   Goodnight sweet prince.    
 

shit, I’m sorry, Dude 

[BrickHorn 18176]

As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!

[RPM 26185]

It really tied the room together.
 

[futureman 22411]

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

[South Austin 52037]

23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

And do, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.   Goodnight sweet prince.    
 

shit, I’m sorry, Dude 

God damn you Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

[UTPhil2006 3790]

I appreciate the subtle awesomeness of the poster The Dude liking the first 26 posts of the thread.  I'm sure he'll be back to like the rest here shortly.

[Trey3216 15325]

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

Such a great line, and scene.   I laugh my ass off every time 

[83Horn 1638]

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...I've got information, man.  New shit has come to light...an..and, shit, man.

[futureman 22411]

I’ve seen a lot of spinals…

[Biff Tannen 45477]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

And the best part is there was almost no improv. What they said is what was written. 

[futureman 22411]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

And the best part is there was almost no improv. What they said is what was written. 

yeah I remember seeing something on youtube or somewhere about the coens being very specific about the dialogue in their movies. 

[futureman 22411]

will you come off it, walter, you’re not even fuckin jewish, man. 

[Sbbruin 21697]

8 year olds, dude.

[usmc0331horn 934]

I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck tho. Or the Creedence.

[WBT 20397]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

will you come off it, walter, you’re not even fuckin jewish, man. 

jewish as fucking tevye

[Buzzrock 14867]

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.