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Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...

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Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences.  The bums lost.  My advice to you is to do what your parents did.  Get a job, sir!

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

All but one man died. There at Bitter Creek. And they say he ran awayyyy!

Yeah, yeah.  I know the fucking show, Walter.   So what?

 

fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.   Bulk of the series.  Not exactly a lightweight.   And yet, his son is a fucking dunce.  
 

 

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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.

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10 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

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And do, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.   Goodnight sweet prince.    
 

shit, I’m sorry, Dude 

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4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

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23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

And do, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your final wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.   Goodnight sweet prince.    
 

shit, I’m sorry, Dude 

God damn you Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

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29 minutes ago, futureman said:

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

Such a great line, and scene.   I laugh my ass off every time 

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What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...I've got information, man.  New shit has come to light...an..and, shit, man.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

that line always gets me for some reason. the coens are such geniuses. 

And the best part is there was almost no improv. What they said is what was written. 

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

And the best part is there was almost no improv. What they said is what was written. 

yeah I remember seeing something on youtube or somewhere about the coens being very specific about the dialogue in their movies. 

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

will you come off it, walter, you’re not even fuckin jewish, man. 

jewish as fucking tevye

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