Did I urinate on your rug?

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

31 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I'll be there, man.

 

Oh.. And Dude.   Tomorrow's already the 10th.

 

Far Out.

 

If you could just slide the rent under my door.  

I've said it in another Lebowski thread before, but this is when I realized that the 69 cent check he's writing at Ralph's at the beginning is post dated.

[futureman 22,411]

different mothers, huh?

[Trey3216 15,325]

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've said it in another Lebowski thread before, but this is when I realized that the 69 cent check he's writing at Ralph's at the beginning is post dated.

yep.  Dated 9/11  

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

One of my favorite non-verbal moments.  "Please don't touch that."

[BonzoMontreaux 1,033]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

One of my favorite non-verbal moments.  "Please don't touch that."

PSH had some range.  Miss that guy.

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

One of my favorite non verbal moment is Walters face after he says “my dirty laundry, my undies, the whites”

[83Horn 1,638]

Has the whole world gone CRAZY!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?

[futureman 22,411]

went all right. dude’s car got a little dinged up. 

[Amos Moses 795]

She’s gotta feed the monkey. I mean hasn’t that ever occurred to you man? Sir?

[usmc0331horn 934]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Look, just because we’re bereaved, doesn’t make us saps 

It’s our most modestly priced receptacle.

[Incredulity 11,532]

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

Edited June 12, 2021 by Incredulity

[RPM 26,185]

I'm a fellow brother seamus.

Edited June 12, 2021 by RPM

[futureman 22,411]

38 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'm a fellow seamus.

fellow?

[RPM 26,185]

fixed

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

[Da Fino 2,719]

Fuck the tournament?

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

I don’t need your sympathy, I need my fucking johnson!

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

What's a pederast Walter?

[WBT 20,397]

I didn't rent it shoes.  I'm not buying it a fucking beer.  He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Edited June 12, 2021 by WBT

[Celery Man 20,874]

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

[Celery Man 20,874]

on you maybe

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.

[Buzzrock 14,867]

Your phone’s ringing Dude

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Your phone’s ringing Dude

Dammit. Came here to post this. 
 

Thank you Donnie!

[Rimbo 25,752]

On 6/10/2021 at 6:04 PM, Biff Tannen said:

 

Both already said.  Try to keep up.

A few individuals in this thread, we have them on ignore for good reasons.

[futureman 22,411]

that fuckin bitch…

[Celery Man 20,874]

Speed of Sound tour. Buncha assholes.

[CycleTex87 2,953]

I’m just going to go find a cash machine. 

[WBT 20,397]

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax.  You're goddamn right I'm living in the past!!

[CycleTex87 2,953]

You can imagine where it goes from here…..

Edited June 12, 2021 by CycleTex87
Authenticity

[futureman 22,411]

you ever hear of the seattle 7?  that was me… and, uh, six other guys. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.

 

[WBT 20,397]

You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain

[usmc0331horn 934]

Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

[nycHorn 2,958]

Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh, I don't see what this has to do with uh--do you have any Kahlúa...

[futureman 22,411]

2 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?

you’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.  The original statement, not the compromised second draft.

 

I used that at work and got nothing but blank stares.

[RPM 26,185]

He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time.  In your wisdom you took him, Lord.  As you took so many bright flowering 
young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364.  These young men gave their lives.  And Donny too.  Donny who. . . who loved bowling.

[Trey3216 15,325]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time.  In your wisdom you took him, Lord.  As you took so many bright flowering 
young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364.  These young men gave their lives.  And Donny too.  Donny who. . . who loved bowling.

We used to go frequent a bar on Sunday’s for lunch and the young kid tending bar was named Donny.   Naturally, his name was Donny Who Loved Bowling.  

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling. 

[Sawbonz 27,375]

Obviously you’re not a golfer

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Obviously you’re not a golfer

We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 

[DCA_HORN 725]

We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 

Only in the fact that the line is at the beginning of the movie. The whole movie is quotable and I'm pretty sure the script is more than 3 pages.

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

3 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We should all be ashamed it took 3 pages to get to this one. 

Only in the fact that the line is at the beginning of the movie. The whole movie is quotable and I'm pretty sure the script is more than 3 pages.

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion man. 

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

Larry!  Sweetie!  That man is here!

[futureman 22,411]

we’re hoping it won’t be necessary to call the police. but that’s up to little Larry here. isn’t it, Larry?
*snaps open briefcase*

[Biff Tannen 45,477]

Son, I've got buddies that died facedown in the muck! (tell him about the car man)

[hobbes2702 12,771]

Does he still write?

[ztejas 43,244]

On 6/10/2021 at 11:57 AM, South Austin said:

what was all that shit about Vietnam?

Coupled with Walter's eulogy this is my favorite line in the movie. Glad it got in on page 1.

It's rare for one of these to go 3 pages this quickly. I need to rewatch I guess. 

[Capt. Squints 176]

This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.

You're killing your father, Larry.