Did I urinate on your rug?

[Trey3216 15325]

15 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"

May we come in??

Yes, yes..

That's him, Dude.  "And a good day to you, Sir!!" 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

May we come in??

Yes, yes..

That's him, Dude.  "And a good day to you, Sir!!" 

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

No doubt.  It's a hysterical mini-arc within the movie.  

[futureman 22411]

1 hour ago, Capt. Squints said:

Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"

horribly butchered. 

[futureman 22411]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Walter's fascination with Mr. Sellers is hysterical.  

and yet his son is a fucking dunce. 

[HouTex 1847]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

and yet his son is a fucking dunce. 

But he was about to crack.

[futureman 22411]

the little prick’s stonewalling me!

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Hey hey that's not his car!  Hey!

[83Horn 1638]

Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.

It's cool, Walter.

No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is.  Those are the fuckin' rules.

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

She thought we would get a million dollars.

It's not fair.

FAIR?  Who's the fuckin' nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies.

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

 

I like your style, Dude.

 

 

[futureman 22411]

quite possibly the laziest in los angeles county. which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. 

[Trey3216 15325]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I like your style, Dude.

 

 

Yeah, I dig your style too, man.  

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Is this your homework Larry?

[83Horn 1638]

The Dude abides...I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.  It's good knowin' he's out there...the Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

[Buzzrock 14867]

Which one’s Log Jammin’?

[Buzzrock 14867]

See, this is the movie that they should have done one of those Covid online table readings of. I’d have paid for that.

[83Horn 1638]

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Fuckin' A.

And this guy peed on it.

Donny, please.

You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this fuckin' Lebowski guy.

His name is Lebowski?  That's your name, Dude.

[Buzzrock 14867]

Your rug was in the car?

[Buzzrock 14867]

Well, guess we can close the file on that one!

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Also, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature…Asian-American, please. 

[83Horn 1638]

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.  Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway!

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

“Sonic jiggle bath”

 

[RPM 26185]

Shomer fucking shabbas!!!

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Dios mio man!

[Capt. Squints 176]

I am the Walrus?

Another Caucasian, Gary.

 

[Trey3216 15325]

2 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

I am the Walrus?

Another Caucasian, Gary.

 

Another Caucasian Gary was my Fantasy Football team name for quite a while.  

[South Austin 52037]

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

[Biff Tannen 45477]

That had NOT occurred to us Dude. 

[Buzzrock 14867]

Uh, okay, ya know, you guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but hey, that's what you, that's what you pay me for. Aha...Um. Speaking of which, do you think uh, that you could uh, give me my twenty thousand in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've gotta check with, with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax, uh…

[Biff Tannen 45477]

By god sir, I will not abide another toe. 

[RPM 26185]

Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

it was a good script, but did they have to use so many cuss words?

[Trey3216 15325]

I don’t like your jerk-off name.   I don’t like your jerk-off face.   I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you…Jerk-off 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I don’t like your jerk-off name.   I don’t like your jerk-off face.   I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you…Jerk-off 

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. 

[RPM 26185]

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. 

 

[Celery Man 20874]

"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

[Capt. Squints 176]

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Roadie for Metallica.  Speed of Sound tour.  Buncha assholes.

[BrickHorn 18176]

18 hours ago, Celery Man said:

"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

He also dated it 1991. The “aggression will not stand” quote is from August 1990.

[Buzzrock 14867]

[Incredulity 11532]

Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahlúa?

[83Horn 1638]

Oh fuck it...YES, that's your answer.  That's your answer to everything.  Tattoo it on your forehead!

[Biff Tannen 45477]

How was your meeting Mr. Lebowski?

Okay.  Old man told me to take any rug in the house.

[4th_and_18 687]

The Dude Abides Festival

The Dude Abides festival will be held November 13, 2021 outside at Pioneer Farms in Austin, TX with acres of room to socially distance, while we take it easy enjoying the festivities, celebrating the Coen Brothers timeless film, “The Big Lebowski.”

Jeff “The Dude” Dowd, who was the inspiration for “The Dude” character from the movie, will be also doing a remote Q&A for the festival.

http://apnews.com/press-release/marketersmedia/lifestyle-austin-3ca7da3eee2ba56dd12f995f04068fba?fbclid=IwAR2UKOYwteGq6NQUwaT9MqrP5ufyK0qNBK-1ul3q-DmX9-5brMNOuCUXITE

[BrickHorn 18176]

That’s interesting, man. That’s fuckin’ interesting.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

 

i fucking die on this scene every time

[Kennythetiger 9333]

I laughed out loud when he sat down and had to get right back up to get his own drink. 
Also did not notice until just now that he makes that white russian with coffee creamer. Wtf. 

[WBT 20397]

Si! Si!  Que ridiculo!  Ja ja ja ja ja ja.

[futureman 22411]

I've watched this movie 200x in the last 20+ years and it's only just occurred to me that knox harrington is david thewlis.  granted, he's not a superstar, but I definitely know who he is.  I feel stupid.

[4th&Five 41457]

48 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

i fucking die on this scene every time

I regret not making Knox Harrington my Surly name.