"You need one more, coach."

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

"My team's on the floor."

[RPM 26320]

Strap, God wants you on the floor.

[South Austin 52499]

My practices are not designed for your enjoyment.

[TrashMaster G 17555]

One more thing:  I play, coach stays.  He goes, I go.

[deadshank 24652]

Let’s win this one for all the small schools that never had the chance to get here. 

[mdmost 43001]

We're gonna run the picket fence at em.

[RoundRobin 828]

Don’t get caught watching the paint dry.

[Guest]

I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented.

[South Austin 52499]

First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay?  My name is Norm.  Secondly, your coaching days are over.

[RPM 26320]

Clete, you tell him. Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out. Yeah, well, I was fouled...

[bluto 4928]

Coach Dale coulda showed John Stockton a thing or two on chest passes.

[Underdog 28629]

Other than the title, movie rocks. 

[Macanudo 12978]

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Other than the title, movie rocks. 

Yes, it clearly should have been "Legends of the Ball".

[tantric superman 4667]

Damn, you guys (whooops, missed mdmost's mention) haven't hit the big ones.

Five passes!

Picket fence!

I don't think my wife and I or my kids and I have gone to any basketball games where one of us doesn't say or yell this out of boredom,  because our team is getting their asses kicked, or it's the last play with four seconds on the clock. 

 

Edited June 16, 2021 by tantric superman

[tantric superman 4667]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Yes, it clearly should have been "Legends of the Ball".

I would have gone with Miracle.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

I'll make it.

[NWBuck 8565]

"He was Dentyne"

(CSB- the guy in question was a college buddy of mine at our small school in Indiana)

[Augustus 3061]

I don't deserve this... to die like this.  I was building a house.

 

 

 

 

(yeah I know i'm just fucking around)

[South Austin 52499]

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

[Post Oak 20213]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

Yep.  No doubt he treated her just like she's your mom

 

[Beau Vine 54226]

On 6/16/2021 at 2:54 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'll make it.

One of the best lines ever.  Gives me the chills.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Coach Dale eventually fucked Myra, right? I mean, after he won the friggin’ state title, she let him plow more than her fields, right?

She’s the ultimate Karen. Trying to get him fired from the start.