Surly poster whose daily life you’d most want to see on a reality show

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4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

since none of y'all have stated the obvious yet I'll do it for you: it's @rdcanecutter. I had the privilege of a few days in his peculiar orbit and it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets To Kill a Mockingbird meets Confederacy of Dunces. (But he's not fat. He does have his medievalist tendencies though.)

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Dude, you said you'd leave the Nekkit pictures out of this. It was just the one time, anyway, and that wasn't even my dog.

rdcanecutter has some awesome hobbies and jobs/hobbies from the past.  I wish he had a YouTube channel.

 

 

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4 hours ago, RPM said:

Surprised nobody has mentioned @THUJONE. 

Wasn't @THUJONE involved with this case?

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/01/supreme-court-rejects-johnson-johnsons-appeal-of-2-billion-baby-powder-penalty.html

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The Supreme Court rejected an appeal from Johnson & Johnson seeking to undo a $2.1 billion damages award against it over allegations that asbestos in its talc powder products, including baby powder, caused women to develop ovarian cancer.

The top court announced in an order with no noted dissents that it will not hear the case.

Thomas J. Henry is jealous.

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

rdcanecutter has some awesome hobbies and jobs/hobbies from the past.  I wish he had a YouTube channel.

 

 

I'd like to see him eat lunch on the 2 nickles and a dime and lint in his pocket. He'd probably McGyver the lint into a cute sheep trinket and sell it for $10 bucks. 

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4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I'd like to see one episode of his life: Black Mirror style. Him just diddy bopping away posting on Surly and then the moment of realization when he saw that on a thread about Kobe Bryant dying he'd posted a link to extremely kinky porn. What do you do then? Somebody posted you close your laptop, drive to the nearest body of water and throw it in. 

About 15 or 20 years ago, closer to 20, I was on a large site (Something Awful) and a people were posting their webcam streams (this was when webcams were new) and some idiot had left his going, and it caught him jerking off.  He apparently realized it (a friend called him or something).  He quit the site, and I want to say there were rumors that he killed himself, but I don't remember any stories being linked to it.

Fast-forward to 2020, and people are still getting caught on webcams thanks to Zoom meetings and school stuff.

Or in NowThis's case, he's copying saved links (may from a password-protected Apple Notes entry or Evernote or something) to plug into Firefox Focus or whatever, and he accidentally pastes it into a post. Edit: At least, that's what a friend told me.

 

Edited June 20, 2021 by atomheartbevo

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8 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'd like to see him eat lunch on the 2 nickles and a dime and lint in his pocket. He'd probably McGyver the lint into a cute sheep trinket and sell it for $10 bucks. 

By dinnertime, he'd have turned that into a $100.

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If posters here hadn't ruined it, we were going to see the Phlegm cooking show with pics of his knarly kitchen but assholes had to ruin it with rude comments before the pay off. I was sooooo dissappoint that I felt like that little kid in Shane calling for him annoyingly to come back and finish his thread.  I was fucked out of the pay off!

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@CHAD BRISCOE plus Chidoc, G650, Hula, Steelshank, and others. Wasn't there also a tigolbities I'm missing? 

 

[RPM 26354]

@Penelope would be a pretty interesting show at the bar.

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18 hours ago, Hate said:

Sounds like a Latin “Deliverance”.

With a requinto guitar vs. banjos. 

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My first thought was nobody. Upon further reflection, I’m thinking maybe @Axiom of Choice .  Might be a cross between an Anthony bourdain show and cathouse. 

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21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wasn't @THUJONE involved with this case?

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/01/supreme-court-rejects-johnson-johnsons-appeal-of-2-billion-baby-powder-penalty.html

Thomas J. Henry is jealous.

That wasn't our case. We've had many, but my last one was this one: https://sgptrial.com/johnson-johnson-hit-with-750m-punitive-damages-verdict-for-failing-to-warn-about-cancer-causing-asbestos-in-talc-products/ 

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RDCanecutter

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On 6/19/2021 at 8:15 PM, burntorangebongos said:

I'd like to see him eat lunch on the 2 nickles and a dime and lint in his pocket. He'd probably McGyver the lint into a cute sheep trinket and sell it for $10 bucks. 

Give me 25 new zinc-inside pennies, half a potato, and access to an ancient tube radio, and I bet I could scratchbuild us a taser and then we just wait behind the pizza joint for the delivery guy to come out and then we taze us some pizza.

Or we taze ourselves. Either way, it's views.

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On 6/19/2021 at 6:22 PM, Sbbruin said:

And I’d say @MissingInAction at a family gathering.  You could make a great series out of it.  And then him retreating home to drink it all away.

Can we start the series from the "Bacheloser" days or "BBQ Bandit"?  [Archie & Edith] "Those were the days" [/Bunker]

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On 6/19/2021 at 7:06 AM, Trey3216 said:

Mitch Cumsteen because of the wife thread lulz.  

5th post. Not sure if I should be flattered or offended. But I will say, officing at home with her for the past year+ would take that show to 11.

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Surprised nobody has suggested this fella:
 

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

 and then we taze us some pizza.

Now why would you want to taze a pizza??

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44 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

5th post. Not sure if I should be flattered or offended. But I will say, officing at home with her for the past year+ would take that show to 11.

I can assure you it was with the upmost surlified respek 

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On 6/19/2021 at 8:15 PM, burntorangebongos said:

I'd like to see him eat lunch on the 2 nickles and a dime and lint in his pocket. He'd probably McGyver the lint into a cute sheep trinket and sell it for $10 bucks. 

Ham and biscuits can inspire RD to great heights

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I feel like rocko20 could carry a show pretty well. Maybe pair him up with grendel, icono, and a few of the other OG losers. Make them all contestants in a Bachelorette style competition for fitlump's affections. 

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G650 … but then you’d have to be a boat fanatic to want to watch.  Racing now, big ass sailing yacht when he’s older. Yes please. sbbruin too. Would be boring for most but I’m ready to check out and sit on a sailboat in the marina too. 

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10 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

5th post. Not sure if I should be flattered or offended. But I will say, officing at home with her for the past year+ would take that show to 11.

Testify brother.  

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On 6/19/2021 at 10:46 AM, burntorangebongos said:

A similar competition could be had for best sandwiches from the steel shank thread.

Hey Steel Shank! - Food and Travel - Surly Horns

This one is @Steel Shank  and @Judge Roybeanbag riding around Texas in an old rusty C10 Chevy truck with no AC and stopping at gas stations to eat. 

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7 minutes ago, davidg said:

This one is @Steel Shank  and @Judge Roybeanbag riding around Texas in an old rusty C10 Chevy truck with no AC and stopping at gas stations to eat. 

Clock starts when they finish the sandwich. Last one to shit his pants wins. 

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"These Pants Ain't Gonna Shit Themselves" would certainly make me stop on the google fiber guide.   

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48 minutes ago, davidg said:

This one is @Steel Shank  and @Judge Roybeanbag riding around Texas in an old rusty C10 Chevy truck with no AC and stopping at gas stations to eat. 

It's got potential.

How about Elvis and his recent vacation?

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On 6/19/2021 at 6:22 PM, Sbbruin said:

And I’d say @MissingInAction at a family gathering.  You could make a great series out of it.  And then him retreating home to drink it all away.

Think Duck Dynasty without the beards.

My life from 1992 to 2010 was probably the most interesting it will ever get. I simply DNGAF.

Now I'm middle aged, tired, and ready for retirement.

Edited June 21, 2021 by MissingInAction

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I sincerely wonder what TtomTerrific’s day of reckoning was like.

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12 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Now why would you want to taze a pizza??

So you don't have to shoot it.

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3 hours ago, maninblack said:

@danger_snax

It's already been done as a movie.

 

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49 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So you don't have to shoot it.

 

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Grendel.

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19 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Grendel.

Well, at least you didn't say The Derel.

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20 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, at least you didn't say The Derel.

Hate The Derel.

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Gotta love the Derel.  /george

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Well, at least you didn't say The Derel.

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I'm watching, right?

I'm going with any and all of our Lesbian posters.

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6 hours ago, hullabelew said:

Testify brother.  

You and the wife get a lip reading segment every show.

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

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