Junior Mints. Milk Duds. Malted Milk Balls. .

[smwhorn 483]

Pick one and only one for your next trip to bring on the airplane. 

[deadshank 24653]

Junior Mints.  

[Post Oak 20365]

Malted Milk Balls.  All day.

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

MMB. By the milk carton full 

[TexArcher 38449]

I didn't know we had so many grandmothers on here.

Junior Mints > Milk Duds > malted milk balls.

[Sam Lin 3567]

Whole apple pie.

[Mo Horn 8900]

IMO, malted milk balls are the best candy, period, so an easy choice. 

[tx 3 putt 78027]

All three in a gallon zip lock, with a whole apple pie mixed in 

Edited June 22, 2021 by tx 3 putt

[Zepol87 9263]

Malted milk balls, wtf? People really eat that shit

[Guest Lobo]

silver dollar pancakes /Kinane 

Edited June 22, 2021 by Lobo

[davidg 4042]

 

 

[WBT 20783]

Whoppers

Although Junior Mints are very refreshing!

Edited June 22, 2021 by WBT

[Anastasis 23529]

junior mints you fucking heathens. nobody wants to watch you suck on malted balls while we are packed in asshole to asshole on a flight. 

[Anastasis 23529]

also, bourbon and ice is the correct answer, but apparently that is frowned upon in air these days. 

[ztejas 43787]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I didn't know we had so many grandmothers on here.

Junior Mints > Milk Duds > malted milk balls.

Yeah this question sucks. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21143]

Milk Duds are good a couple of times a year. 

Junior Mints are good every couple of years. 

Whoppers are good to give out to obnoxious trick or treaters or other people you don't like and for nothing else. 

Edited June 25, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[utee94 15907]

Malted milk balls are awesome.

Junior mints crushed into Amy's Mexican Vanilla or Amy's Sweet Cream are awesome.

Milk duds suck.

[Mo Horn 8900]

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Malted milk balls are awesome.

Junior mints crushed into Amy's Mexican Vanilla or Amy's Sweet Cream are awesome.

Milk duds suck.

Amy's Mexican vanilla with malted milk balls is my go to

[Underdog 28894]

Milk Duds if you're in need to extract a tooth.  M&Ms or chocolate raisins ftw. 

[next2naus 439]

MMB

[Native Horn 3524]

stale milk duds followed by junior mints.  fuck MMBs.

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

Take the hard, chewy caramel of a Milk Dud, combine it with the soft, rich chocolate from a Rolo, and you'd have the perfect candy.

Love Milk Duds regardless, but their waxy "chocolate" coating is low-key gross. And Rolo's gooey caramel misses the mark.

That'll be $9.95, Hershey.

[DougO 5257]

I like all three, except I don't eat sugar any more. But they each have their own place. For a plane Mild Duds probably last the longest. I'd be done with the Junior Mints within the first half hour. Malted Milk balls are the most luxurious, but the richness is such that I really don't want to eat a whole lot of them in one sitting.

Lately, I go with sugar free hard candies and try not to bite them, which I always do because my anxiety levels these days are "like woah!".

[DougO 5257]

My movie theater go-to was always chocolate covered almonds. Russell Stover's sugar free version is pretty damn good.

[Your Mom 4886]

Junior Mints are over-rated unless they're mixed with Mexican Vanilla at Amy's.  My local Amy's has taken them off the crush-in menu so I doubt I'll ever eat another one.  Whoppers are delicious until you get that random empty one which freaks me out a little.