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How can you fuckers post at a time like this?  I'm crafting a plaque for Olsen Field and you guys are dicking around with wisecracks.  Let's get this thing done so these guys can go fuck their 200 pound tub of shit wives tonight.  

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Took a peak at the baseball forum for this game on Texags.  Yep, nearly half the comments are " ALL SEC FINAL!! "

Yeah, they are riding coattails because it's all they have. They will never be a contender.

 

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14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Took a peak at the baseball forum for this game on Texags.  Yep, nearly half the comments are " ALL SEC FINAL!! "

 

37 minutes ago, austintiger said:

Wanted to be the first to congratulate you Aggie lurkers on another moral Victory trophy. Your Hall of moral victories must be a sight to behold.

Have they hung the banner  at Olsen field yet?

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11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How can you fuckers post at a time like this?  I'm crafting a plaque for Olsen Field and you guys are dicking around with wisecracks.  Let's get this thing done so these guys can go fuck their 200 pound tub of shit wives tonight.  

Before tonight they already had options for the inscription for any outcome. It was either going read  “2021 SEC coattail national champion” Or “We beat the national champion on a random Tuesday night while then torpedoing the rest of our season” 

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We won more games in Omaha this week than they have in their history.  Fuck aggy.

I think that's the A&M Old Army slogan, "We do less this week before 6AM, than most Longhorns do all time.  Wait, shit.  We have more this year than they have last week all day.  Dammit, we had something for this, whoop!  Where the white sheep at?"  

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Any non-aggy getting worked up over aggy claiming moral victories is doing it wrong.  In the "aggy jokes write themselves" lexicon, this is the absolute pinnacle.

Soak it up and thank Krom that you are not one of 'em.

It's really just that simple.

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9 hours ago, Lobo said:

I think that's the A&M Old Army slogan, "We do less this week before 6AM, than most Longhorns do all time.  Wait, shit.  We have more this year than they have last week all day.  Dammit, we had something for this, whoop!  Where the white sheep at?"  

When their friends aren’t looking they want the black sheep. 

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16 hours ago, Lobo said:

How can you fuckers post at a time like this?  I'm crafting a plaque for Olsen Field and you guys are dicking around with wisecracks.  Let's get this thing done so these guys can go fuck their 200 pound tub of shit wives tonight.  

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Was thinking we could give them our 3 wins in Omaha this year to help them out with their "traditional college baseball power " thing they have been trying to rep, but then think they'll act like the pechelant children they are, put the wins on their outfield wall and tell us how we are bad parents. So fuck that. 

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