40-Year-Old Virgin observation

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Just rewatching this and someone correct me if I'm wrong, but in the scene where Andy actually plays one of the porn takes from the big box of porn, the "actress" in it is Stormy Daniels.....at least I think it is.

 

EDIT: Google agrees.

Edited June 28, 2021 by Nole-4-Life

[Guest Lobo]

Stormy Daniels?  Nope, no idea who that is.  Certainly never met her before.  

[troph 24,916]

nole 4 life - that's a name I haven't seen in a while.  makes me remember JP Howell dripping wet with sweat and a crooked bill on our way to unfucking ourselves from a terrible Super Regional draw.  carry on.

[mdmost 43,110]

 Life is about people. It's about connections.

It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

And butthole pleasures.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

And these Cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,566]

Edited June 28, 2021 by billfromlaketravis

[Guest Lobo]

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 Life is about people. It's about connections.

It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

And butthole pleasures.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

And these Cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

 

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

Fun fact-the other Indian guy (not the older one that says these lines), is in prison for the rest of life for stabbing his fiance to death.  

[mdmost 43,110]

Cloudy with a chance of getting shanked in the shower

[Underdog 28,852]

When your son is born, is he already on parole? 

[Michael Knight 13,041]

50 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

Fun fact-the other Indian guy (not the older one that says these lines), is in prison for the rest of life for stabbing his fiance to death.  

He actually got paroled after 8 years

[Guest Lobo]

Fucking Big Bollywood.  Those famous people get away with everything.  

[Red Five 41,030]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,566]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

It’s remarkable. He claims he doesn’t drink and eats well. But... I’m sure he uses extremely expensive facial products as well. 

[Red Five 41,030]

I guess "younger" is debatable but he definitely looks better now. He's 52 so 35-36 when filming that movie. I don't know how many people can say they look better in their 50s than they did in their mid-30s. 

[Deej 77,012]

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

He's the Count of Saint Germain.

[Guest Lobo]

Somewhere in the Chateau Marmont is a painting of Paul Rudd getting older.  

[Biff Tannen 45,761]

There's something wrong with her underwear.

Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

['stache 21,899]

Reminds me of Chapelles joke about Monica Lewinsky.

 

[CooterBrown 18,040]

It’s remarkable. He claims he doesn’t drink and eats well. But... I’m sure he uses extremely expensive facial products as well. 

He probably uses the Heather Locklear facial care program.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,848]

https://clip.cafe/the-40-year-old-virgin-2005/did-just-flick-in-the-balls/

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

He probably uses the Heather Locklear facial care program.

[Celery Man 21,022]

and now i am making your silver pants blue

[WhatTheBuck 28,824]

Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights FTW. 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,693]

The studio also had Aparow tell Rudd he was looking too heavy midway through filming 40 Year Old Virgin and Rudd went bonkers trimming down weight, pretty much not eating the remainder of production. He’s been slimmed down ever since. 

[Underdog 28,852]

On 6/29/2021 at 9:30 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights FTW. 

Does she have an ass in her cock? 

[Eskimohorn 5,645]

The romantic montage with Lionel Ritchie music getting ready to fap to porn, only to pivot to watching Everybody Lives Raymond gets me every time.

[Rip76 4,977]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does she have an ass in her cock? 

I always wondered if he just messed up and they left it like that.

[Parliament 14,357]

6 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

The studio also had Aparow tell Rudd he was looking too heavy midway through filming 40 Year Old Virgin and Rudd went bonkers trimming down weight, pretty much not eating the remainder of production. He’s been slimmed down ever since. 

But they were fine with Rogan being a fatass?

[TexArcher 38,204]

On 6/28/2021 at 1:30 PM, Lobo said:

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay?!  Okay?!

[Underdog 28,852]

When I fell in love... 

[Stunns38 3,611]

Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights FTW. 

She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.

[WhatTheBuck 28,824]

2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.

Let’s see that interview. And the fuck scene. And the name of her “boyfriend.” When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

[South Austin 52,673]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

[WhatTheBuck 28,824]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I don’t think I’m allowed to post it here in this forum. 

['stache 21,899]

9 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.

Well, did she ever go back?

[WhatTheBuck 28,824]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well, did she ever go back?

Did she even go there in the first place?

[Underdog 28,852]

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Let’s see that interview. And the fuck scene. And the name of her “boyfriend.” When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

Much like Tupac, a lot of holes in your story. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,824]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Much like Tupac, a lot of holes in your story. 

Only one in yours. 😛

[Stunns38 3,611]

Well, did she ever go back?

If you go to Pornhub, no.