the FUCK ESPN euro 2020/2021 thread

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

separate thread to advocate the flying eagle treatment for the goatass motherfuckers that cram an ET/PK match replay in to a 2 hour block with assloads of commercials, stupid studio bullshit, HEINEKEN ASSRAPE COMMERCIALS, when you are airing a COLLEGE FUCKING WORLD SERIES REPLAY FROM 3 WEEKS AGO ON ANOTHER ESPN OCHO CHANNEL AND AN INSANE NEWSMAX TEXT POLL ON ORANGEMANFACEBOOK WHERE YOU CAN'T VOTE "YES" OR "NO" YOU CAN ONLY "LET THEM KNOW"   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!  I HAD TO WORK TODAY AND DIDN'T RECORD THESE INTERSTELLAR QUALITY MATCHES FUCK  YOU ESPN FUCK YOU IN THE FIRE OF ONE THOUSANDS SUNS

[Braff Zacklin 13573]

How's the blood pressure, Admiral?

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

How's the blood pressure, Admiral?

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

and now they are replaying heel/beaver from weeks ago while the euro daily show scheduled for 9pm is being over run by the aggy sec fapfest that's in the 6th fucking inning

FUCK YOU ESPN GOATFUKKKKERRRRSSSS

[Ted Lange 16085]

You probably know but just in case, you can watch the replay on the ESPN App in its entirety 

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

i don't do apps

[Captain Ron 12876]

I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

[Braff Zacklin 13573]

8 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

 

[mdmost 43001]

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

You probably know but just in case, you can watch the replay on the ESPN App in its entirety 

Welcome to the Liverpool thread where we get to see these tirades every time Peacock shows a Liverpool match. 

[Trey3216 15346]

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't do apps

"It doesn't include the speakers, it doesn't include the app" 

[LonghornSean 3998]

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't do apps

Then quit bitching, you apparently use a computer or phone to post. You can get the match on either of those

Edited June 29, 2021 by LonghornSean

[Captain Ron 12876]

Liverpool thread:

this thread:

[TexArcher 37774]

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

"It doesn't include the speakers, it doesn't include the app" 

You get a gold plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

[Trey3216 15346]

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You get a gold plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

I need to watch that again soon.   It’s been a while 

[Trey3216 15346]

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You get a gold plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

I need to watch that again soon.   It’s been a while 

[Napoleon 8679]

On ESPN FC...

The host, who is English, had just finished listening to Klinsmann's explanation of why he had an ITALY scarf from this year's Euros right behind him, when he asked Klinsmann whether the story was true that the 1996 German team, that won the Euros in England, sang "Football's Coming Home" in their locker room.

Just a great walk back down memory lane for the German and not so much for the English host.