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On 7/1/2021 at 1:31 PM, InkaUtexas said:

T-shirts as well. And boxers. She likes to sleep in them at my place and then goes back to her place early in the morning for class. They never seem to make it back to my place.  

I would be ok with it...

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

“I need to use your phone to video this.  I am out of storage.”  

Only so many pictures of Pinterest recipes and home improvements to store on her phone.   

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12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Concert videos that she’ll never watch again. 

Those pop up in her Facebook memories on a yearly basis.  She just refuses to delete them from the phone.   

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Never fails.  Go to my main toolbox for my tape measure and it’s gone. Have bought about a half dozen cheap ones specifically for her but mine always disappears. 


Obviously I should have had the foresight to look in her car for my tape measure because that’s where it was. Bonus- not sure if we’re buying furniture or there’s some project about to be dumped on me.

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Never fails.  Go to my main toolbox for my tape measure and it’s gone. Have bought about a half dozen cheap ones specifically for her but mine always disappears. 

Obviously I should have had the foresight to look in her car for my tape measure because that’s where it was. Bonus- not sure if we’re buying furniture or there’s some project about to be dumped on me.
What is she measuring, dicks?
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On 6/30/2021 at 6:00 PM, tx ind said:

my iPhone charging cords just vanish

I had to strap my lightning cords to the power strips where I had my cords. God bless zip ties.

My daughters were the thieves, not my wife. 

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On 7/1/2021 at 11:53 AM, General Specific said:


Only if you want to stay out of prison! Mine leaves the top off after use. FML

Fun fact. Cockroaches like toothpaste. Tell your wife did that. Problem solved. 

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47 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Try telling your wife something and report back.

You need to get any random person off the street such as a homeless guy, a guy with a sandwich board standing on the corner, or an unknown person on the internet to tell this to her.  You should then act incredulous about the "fact", and that way she will adopt it as the gospel truth that you can never convince her is incorrect.

This is wife level 3 stuff - "Managing the marriage so you get to 'death do us part' without being the one killing someone."

Level 1 is 'Honeymoon' phase also called "You're an idiot".

Level 2 is 'We are Partners' phase where you believe you can rationally discuss and work with her to solve issues.  Also known as "You're still and idiot".

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5 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Level 1 is 'Honeymoon' phase also called "You're an idiot".

Level 2 is 'We are Partners' phase where you believe you can rationally discuss and work with her to solve issues.  Also known as "You're still and idiot".

Level 3 is "Divorce" phase also called "I can't believe I was such an idiot"

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You need to get any random person off the street such as a homeless guy, a guy with a sandwich board standing on the corner, or an unknown person on the internet to tell this to her.  You should then act incredulous about the "fact", and that way she will adopt it as the gospel truth that you can never convince her is incorrect.
This is wife level 3 stuff - "Managing the marriage so you get to 'death do us part' without being the one killing someone."
Level 1 is 'Honeymoon' phase also called "You're an idiot".
Level 2 is 'We are Partners' phase where you believe you can rationally discuss and work with her to solve issues.  Also known as "You're still and idiot".

You left off 3.a; lot and lots of marriage counseling, aka “You’re an idiot”.

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