2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Viper 12,111]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He's got the perpetual hungover/white knuckling until his next drink look in every photo.  

 

anyone know how often Jimbo wore boots at FSU?

[Ignatius 4,018]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Chip Ambres and Kohl Stewart did.

So did Vernon Wells, although as the 5th overall pick it was an easier call for him…

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,499]

Just now, Viper said:

anyone know how Jimbo wore boots at FSU?

Behind his ears as he was getting pegged would be my guess 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[IDIOTsavant 8,502]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sadly, they no longer make the green label.

Heard the warehouse burned down, and it should be available again in 3 years or so. Until then,

[Scholz 11,956]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

anyone know how often Jimbo wore boots at FSU?

All I know is he wore that jr sized baseball cap that didn't fit on his fat head.

Also, are you calling him the Brian Kelly of the Brazos?

 

[SydneyCarton 48,150]

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

anyone know how often Jimbo wore boots at FSU?

His name is Jimbo and he's from West Virginia. I feel like his boot-wearing, hillbilly bonafides are probably perfectly legit. 

That being said, I do enjoy the image of him trying to suppress his hayseedery by wearing boat shoes and loafers exclusively while at FSU. 

[Huckleberry 33,075]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

His name is Jimbo and he's from West Virginia. I feel like his boot-wearing, hillbilly bonafides are probably perfectly legit. 

That being said, I do enjoy the image of him trying to suppress his hayseedery by wearing boat shoes and loafers exclusively while at FSU. 

West Virginia boots are a bit different, though

[HtownHorn 14,763]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Weigman will be a fish, but that mlb draft could be calling. 

Not if he's on campus, playing baseball for aggy. Weigman is an EE, and has already said he wants to play baseball this spring at aggy. That would make him ineligible for the MLB draft.

[golfclap 6,903]

22 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Bo Nix to aggy makes no sense. He’s an awful passer and his only real strength is that he’s a decent athlete/scrambler. 

Jimbo likes his QBs to sit in the pocket. 

Eli Stowers. Haynes King. Zach Calzada. James Foster. James Blackman. Malik Henry. Deondre Francois. De'Andre Johnson. JJ Cosentino. John Franklin III. Jameis Winston. 

He simply doesn't recruit QBs that fit his scheme. Nix is right in line with this list. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,499]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Eli Stowers. Haynes King. Zach Calzada. James Foster. James Blackman. Malik Henry. Deondre Francois. De'Andre Johnson. JJ Cosentino. John Franklin III. Jameis Winston. 

He simply doesn't recruit QBs that fit his scheme. Nix is right in line with this list. 

And Stowers is a TE now. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[TexEx15 17,568]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,499]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

UH, yes please. 

[dcar00 14,344]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

losing Okafor was definitely a problem. he wasn't great but it really did fuck up the positioning and could help Jones.

[texifornia 57,079]

https://247sports.com/Player/Donavann-Collins-94330/

[Chuckie Finster 22,726]

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Every single Texas insider has commented on this dude.  When that happens, feel like that's usually a sign of discussions happening behind the scenes.

Edited December 14, 2021 by Chuckie Finster

[Fud 9,552]

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And Stowers is a TE now. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Tarp posted a little bit ago that he's actually having surgery on his throwing shoulder and then giving QB another go 

[Skipper 6,193]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Every single Texas insider has commented on this dude.  When that happens, feel like that's usually a sign of discussions happening behind the scenes.

Looks like he's from PA.  Is there any connection?  Seems like an odd move.

[TwiceHorn 31,530]

6 hours ago, NoName said:

i fully expect more attrition at this point

I was told that Texas was all 4-5 star and therefore we should never lose to opponents with  . . .  checks notes . . . 3 star talent.

Hmmm.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You stupid sips have no clue the NIL  potential Weigman will tap in to with soybean and alfalfa seed endorsements. 

He can co-host Down onThe Farm and report on beef and cotton prices on KKYX

[UnhappilyMarried 817]

34 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

He got booted from Penn State’s class after he robbed a Wawa. I assume they want him back now 

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

23 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

He got booted from Penn State’s class after he robbed a Wawa. I assume they want him back now 

Get him an NIL with Buc-ees. Problem solved.

Edited December 14, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[Bevo14 8,364]

29 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

He got booted from Penn State’s class after he robbed a Wawa. I assume they want him back now 

They practically give away those meatball subs during the summer so is it really stealing?

Edited December 14, 2021 by Bevo14

[Chili dog 1,787]

19 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Great post. But I don’t think Day discriminates. As long as there’s no grass on the field he’ll play ball. 

Oh yeah. He’ll play in the dirt. 

[texifornia 57,079]

 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

I am for one shocked that the Boyd and Kittley plan did not lead to Ewers. 

[Gidnik 3,285]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

I don't know how Jimbo ever lucked in to Winston.

because mack refused to offer him. 

[theaveragejon 988]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

He's got the perpetual hungover/white knuckling until his next drink look in every photo.  

 

Ugly ass Black sweater Henley combo with a retarded collar, with blue jeans, and brown boots. My god a walking travesty. 
 

I expect more from you adidas. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

37 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I am for one shocked that the Boyd and Kittley plan did not lead to Ewers. 

 

"Fuck, we still gotta take this kid even after we missed on Ewers?"

[BrazilHorn 6,630]

42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

"Fuck, we still gotta take this kid even after we missed on Ewers?"

That was Texas last year when Ewers, Milroe etc all bailed and all the Horns had left was Wright

[SydneyCarton 48,150]

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

Ugly ass Black sweater Henley combo with a retarded collar, with blue jeans, and brown boots. My god a walking travesty. 
 

I expect more from you adidas. 

Funny I expect exactly this from adidas. 

[Laga4 1,270]

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

I expect more from you adidas. 

It's a collie station exclusive for Jimbo.

Only available in small. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I was told that Texas was all 4-5 star and therefore we should never lose to opponents with  . . .  checks notes . . . 3 star talent.

Hmmm.

Check some more notes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,499]

14 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

It's a collie station exclusive for Jimbo.

Only available in extra small. 

Fify

Hobbits have special clothes made for them 

[texifornia 57,079]

Good luck I guess

 

[texashorn13 228]

4 hours ago, Fud said:

Tarp posted a little bit ago that he's actually having surgery on his throwing shoulder and then giving QB another go 

Unless the surgery is getting a new arm completely, no f***ing way this works.  Guy just can't throw the ball...never could.  He was awful as a passer in HS, but could run it. 

[Schulz2.0 29,007]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Good luck I guess

 

[texifornia 57,079]

Dabo no

 

[texifornia 57,079]

Dabo no

 

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

[crash_davis 23,114]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dabo no

 

agreed. we should pay them under the table through a sham church. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,968]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dabo no

 

Seems like he doesn't realize you can simply pay the kids now 

[texifornia 57,079]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

Baylor guy just CB'd Winfield to Texas.  Guess we can call that one.

[texifornia 57,079]

Iowa State grabs a UDel transfer that looks exactly like you picture "Iowa State LB": https://247sports.com/player/colby-reeder-77770/

 

[texifornia 57,079]

One of the better transfer WRs on the market in a (so far) weak year for them

https://247sports.com/Player/Tayvion-Robinson-46042110/

[texifornia 57,079]

KU holding a QB fire sale

 

[texifornia 57,079]

bork bork bork

Edited December 15, 2021 by texifornia

[Tex Long 4,434]

Yeah, let's bring back the sit-out-a-year deal for transfers.

 

 

 

 

While we're at it, let's apply that to staff and let the coaches and assistants sit out a year, too. 

 

That oughta level the playing field. 

[Schulz2.0 29,007]

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

KU holding a QB fire sale

 

The kid that started against us is their starter for next year. That's why these guys are bailing.

[utexas8 1,465]

Found this interesting. Maybe he will go to USC. We will know more after their bowl game.