2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Js1 85449]

Not that anyone *really* cares, but after using the "insta/twitter followers" method a few weeks ago for a volleyball transfer we really wanted, who looked very much headed to UCLA or Ohio State based on following the majority of their rosters, and then she picked Texas -

I ain't trusting social media follows.  Unless and until someone from the Texas graphics department starts following (and vice versa) because it means an edit is coming. 

Edited January 14, 2022 by Js1

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Billingsley is not going to be an inline TE at Texas. I wouldn't worry about that too much.

Why the fuck do you care about his vaccine status, the vaccine doesn't do anything that was promised i.e. stopping people from getting and spreading Covid, and I am triple jabbed? It's time to move on from Covid, it's never going away.

Can we all agree not to do this here?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Can we all agree not to do this here?

to be fair everyone knows all in line tight ends are vaccinated! okay, sorry. you're right we won't do this.

[texifornia 57032]

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Billingsley is not going to be an inline TE at Texas. I wouldn't worry about that too much.

Why the fuck do you care about his vaccine status, the vaccine doesn't do anything that was promised i.e. stopping people from getting and spreading Covid, and I am triple jabbed? It's time to move on from Covid, it's never going away.

It means that he's got one very public data point of not getting his shit together and doing what's best for the team and his participation on it.

[NoName 16364]

39 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I am probably in the minority but I wouldn’t sign  Billingsley. He’s actually a worse blocker than Wiley if they try to use him traditionally and if we are thinking about playing him in the slot I think we can find a true wide receivers instead. That’s before you factor in the vaccine drama. 

let me remind you of the players currently on the Texas WR roster:

the healthy ones are: Marcus Washington, Xavier Worthy, Kelvontay Dixon

that's it, that is the full liast.

add in true freshman Savion Red who may be a WR and may be a RB?

there is a ton of need at the moment.

 

[NoName 16364]

23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

[covid comments were here]

Edited January 14, 2022 by NoName

[Creasy Bear 667]

16 minutes ago, NoName said:

let me remind you of the players currently on the Texas WR roster:

the healthy ones are: Marcus Washington, Xavier Worthy, Kelvontay Dixon

that's it, that is the full liast.

add in true freshman Savion Red who may be a WR and may be a RB?

there is a ton of need at the moment.

 

Fucking Coleman. 

[pacman 7365]

On the positive side, if we have a QB who can consistently complete a pass, Sark has shown he can score 50 with just Worthy and two blockers at WR.

Edited January 14, 2022 by pacman

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Fucking Coleman. 

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

[Tex48 840]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Herb

[Chuckie Finster 22702]

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence
Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Recruiting-wise, has to be Coleman. Being unable to sell Sark’s offense to WR recruits is honestly an impressive display of incompetence.

[pacman 7365]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Tim Nunez

[6th Street 6444]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Drew Sanders day.  No commit to OU or Arky.  No crystal ball picks for either.  Fuck it, put him in the calculator.  Still preparing to be disappointed.  

That'll be $9.95

Someone take that fool to the Yellow Rose

[MAGS® 400]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Thats like choosing between HIV or your dick falling off...

[RomaVicta 29948]

10 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

A two star who never saw the field at UNC is going to fix our problems?

Everything will be fine. He'll be playing with a chip on his shoulder. You know the drill.

[Creasy Bear 667]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

I want to say Coleman but it has to be Herb Hand.  We would have won a couple more games this year if our O-line was serviceable.  Unfortunately, the OL room that Flood inherited was just pure garbage.

[Zhorn96 1773]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

yes

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

9 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Thats like choosing between HIV or your dick falling off...

I'd take HIV personally

[Ricky's one-hitter 9119]

Gerry

Spoiler

Just to update ...

Alabama transfer Drew Sanders (Denton, Texas/Ryan) will be in Austin later today for his final visit. The 6-foot-5, 245-pounder was at Arkansas Wednesday and Oklahoma Thursday.

IT expects a decision from Sanders out of the three schools by end of the weekend.

 

[Js1 85449]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry

  Hide contents

Just to update ...

Alabama transfer Drew Sanders (Denton, Texas/Ryan) will be in Austin later today for his final visit. The 6-foot-5, 245-pounder was at Arkansas Wednesday and Oklahoma Thursday.

IT expects a decision from Sanders out of the three schools by end of the weekend.

 

Nice to be the last visit. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

someone should shop QE's mullet onto this guys face.  He'd look better

 

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Get off my Lon

Lawn Mower

[Jive Turkey 12630]

9 hours ago, Foosters said:

What does CCR stand for?

Cross Canadian Ragweed.  duh

[RollLeft 5045]

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'd take HIV personally

Selfish bastard.  You're still thinking of having the ability to bang knowing that if you do you sentence someone to their death.  Some Surly shit right there. 

[Huckleberry 33042]

Uh, you know HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, right? Welcome to the 21st century.

There's also the chance that he just doesn't have sex. He's Jesus, after all.

[RollLeft 5045]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Uh, you know HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, right? Welcome to the 21st century.

There's also the chance that he just doesn't have sex. He's Jesus, after all.

Sure thing, lets sign you up to be first to take up the ass. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Selfish bastard.  You're still thinking of having the ability to bang knowing that if you do you sentence someone to their death.  Some Surly shit right there. 

Ummm, it's actually treatable now. 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Uh, you know HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, right? Welcome to the 21st century.

There's also the chance that he just doesn't have sex. He's Jesus, after all.

Jesus bangs plenty, he just shoots blanks these days

[Longhornlove 4837]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Uh, you know HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, right? Welcome to the 21st century.

There's also the chance that he just doesn't have sex. He's Jesus, after all.

Mary Magdalene says Hi.

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Sure thing, lets sign you up to be first to take up the ass. 

right after you remove your wee weenie

Edited January 14, 2022 by Teamdirtyleg

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Everyday we stray further from god

now we are talking about AIDS and ass sex 

[SydneyCarton 48134]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Billingsley is not going to be an inline TE at Texas. I wouldn't worry about that too much.

Why the fuck do you care about his vaccine status, the vaccine doesn't do anything that was promised i.e. stopping people from getting and spreading Covid, and I am triple jabbed? It's time to move on from Covid, it's never going away.

Take your personal political feelings far the fuck away from here. Folks care about the vaccine status in as much as covid protocols exist that NCAA teams have to follow, and can include having to sit out games and force OTHER players to sit out games even if they're perfectly fucking fine. Are the rules stupid and outdated? Yes. But do they still need to be followed? Yes. So yeah, anyone that does shit that might increase the chances of showing symptoms and force a test, it matters. Football can move on from Covid when the NCAA lets them. Also, this:

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It means that he's got one very public data point of not getting his shit together and doing what's best for the team and his participation on it.

 

[Huckleberry 33042]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Take your personal political feelings far the fuck away from here. Folks care about the vaccine status in as much as covid protocols exist that NCAA teams have to follow, and can include having to sit out games and force OTHER players to sit out games even if they're perfectly fucking fine. Are the rules stupid and outdated? Yes. But do they still need to be followed? Yes. So yeah, anyone that does shit that might increase the chances of showing symptoms and force a test, it matters. Football can move on from Covid when the NCAA lets them. Also, this:

 

Exactly. Odds are that Nick Saban doesn't give a single solitary personal shit about someone's vaccine status but Billingsley pissed him off because it affected the team. If the NCAA is going to have a rule that you have to be constantly tested if you're unvaccinated but not if you're vaccinated then it helps the team to be vaccinated. That's all there is to it.

[Masshole Horn 775]

45 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Bobby Jack Wright

[texifornia 57032]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Exactly. Odds are that Nick Saban doesn't give a single solitary personal shit about someone's vaccine status but Billingsley pissed him off because it affected the team. If the NCAA is going to have a rule that you have to be constantly tested if you're unvaccinated but not if you're vaccinated then it helps the team to be vaccinated. That's all there is to it.

Yup. If you saw NC State get absolutely fucked by unvaccinated asymptomatic players getting tested in the CWS final and are still chill with players on the team you like being unvaccinated, I don't know what to say. 

Edited January 14, 2022 by texifornia

[quigley 1563]

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Edited January 14, 2022 by quigley

[MoJames 8244]

46 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

[Js1 85449]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yup. If you saw NC State get absolutely fucked by unvaccinated asymptomatic players getting tested in the CWS final and are still chill with players on the team you like being unvaccinated, I don't know what to say. 

This.  Why would you knowingly introduce that variable (testing) when you're a title contender?  It's selfish.

[texifornia 57032]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

He was a dickhead who sucked at his job, but at least he did recruiting things, unlike Coleman.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here is a fun topic for everyone this morning, but I woke up and chose violence

Who was worse at Texas. Herb Hand or Andre Coleman?

Coleman for sure. 

To compare: 

Herb would have at least landed the Brocks (and maybe a couple others) if not for Herman getting in the way.

Coleman had Worthy's season, Sark's system, and NIL and still could not close Stewart or anybody noteworthy outside of Thompson.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Spoiler

 

[Professor Chesney 498]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He was a dickhead who sucked at his job, but at least he did recruiting things, unlike Coleman.

Sometimes doing things (JSN, Garret Wilson, Elijah Higgins vs Bru) is worse than not doing things.

Wait, why are we doing this to ourselves?  Don’t play this game.

[Professor Chesney 498]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It means that he's got one very public data point of not getting his shit together and doing what's best for the team and his participation on it.

 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yup. If you saw NC State get absolutely fucked by unvaccinated asymptomatic players getting tested in the CWS final and are still chill with players on the team you like being unvaccinated, I don't know what to say. 

Great points.  This really shouldn’t be an argument.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

24 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyday we stray further from god

*God

[The Beast 585]

[Teryor 4476]

 

[Tex-19 2872]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He was a dickhead who sucked at his job, but at least he did recruiting things, unlike Coleman.

Honestly our WRs were pretty dang good under Meh. Not saying he was good, but imo nowhere near the Coleman/Hand category.

[Octavian 1025]

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

This is gonna age very poorly when he hits the portal this weekend.

[closetohumping 17453]

7 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

[cafe society 2872]

10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Not to derail this thread even more, but Steve Miller didn't make up the word. He stole it from an old R&B song called The Letter, by The Medallions. The original made up word was puppetudes (some sort of puppet reference), but Miller thought it was pompatous.

If you peer closely enough, you can make out the faint portmanteau inspiration for puppetudes, but pizmotality is the real puzzler.

[futureman 22510]

penis

[Vertigo 20298]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

let me remind you of the players currently on the Texas WR roster:

the healthy ones are: Marcus Washington, Xavier Worthy, Kelvontay Dixon

that's it, that is the full liast.

add in true freshman Savion Red who may be a WR and may be a RB?

there is a ton of need at the moment.

 

I don't see how we don't take two guys at WR. We simply can't go into next season without the ability to have a two deep with four wides. Dixon hasn't exactly inspired confidence either. Brenan Thompson is very exciting, and Red can be Whittington lite, but for them to have to be that next year may not be ideal.