2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[6th Street 6441]

30 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Get violently fucked.

I think you'll find what you're looking for here 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9119]

Creasy bear would never. 

[Tex Pete 20406]

Stop with the vaccine shit, assholes. 

[Bevo 13589]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Stop with the vaccine shit, assholes. 

I wish there was a vaccine for assholes. It would make commutes and trips to college station more bearable. I would sincerely miss a few posters, though.

[Sejjr 3246]

20 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I wish there was a vaccine for assholes. It would make commutes and trips to college station more bearable. I would sincerely miss a few posters, though.

An Asshole Vaxx? So you want to kill Surly? 

[LebongJames 1813]

Roach is such an incompetent piece of shit. I’m drunk and fired a guy out on Covid today but he is ten times better than Roach. Maybe my lazy entitled employee can take his job. I hope they pay $150k.

[kevwun 15809]

I think players who refuse to get vaccinated should have to wear orange capes.

[Newy25 7703]

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I hope he proves me wrong for being concerned. Hopefully being utilized more like a large slot receiver gets him to buy in. 

[The Deuce 1094]

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

How are we going to choose which players are allowed to get booster shots since we’re limited to only 7 doses?  

Well I believe an asshole variant was just mentioned in here. Our players will be able to use a buttplug to replace the mask, and that should prevent entry into the body from said variant. Those who refuse the buttplug, will be required a booster. With only 7 doses available, numbers may get tight…….and you should be worried

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1267]

35 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Well I believe an asshole variant was just mentioned in here. Our players will be able to use a buttplug to replace the mask, and that should prevent entry into the body from said variant. Those who refuse the buttplug, will be required a booster. With only 7 doses available, numbers may get tight…….and you should be worried

Username checks out

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

39 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Well I believe an asshole variant was just mentioned in here. Our players will be able to use a buttplug to replace the mask, and that should prevent entry into the body from said variant. Those who refuse the buttplug, will be required a booster. With only 7 doses available, numbers may get tight…….and you should be worried

No plug needed. Just pick up a couple of these doodads.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

I hope he proves me wrong for being concerned. Hopefully being utilized more like a large slot receiver gets him to buy in. 

He’ll be utilized as an H-back just like he was two years ago at Bama when he was very effective.

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

Held a UT offer, went to Mizzou, transferred to New Mexico, now he's in Tucson.

https://247sports.com/Player/Jack-Buford-46040168/

Apart 

[Getafix 28685]

@closetojumping

 

2022 Transfer Thread:  Politics and Pricks

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Apart 

I know, dude.  I get "alot" and "a lot", but this "apart/a part" thing gets me every time.

[squeegeedegg 723]

6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

An Asshole Vaxx? So you want to kill Surly? 

I think the idea is to not be killed by Surly

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

Guys im vaxed 

[Junior Bonner 6271]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys im vaxed 

[Napoleon 8691]

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys im vaxed 

I add an “x” each time I get another one, because it’s faster than explaining how many I’ve had.

 I’m vaxxxed.

[gmr548 16589]

Idk safety is an important position in any defense. . They’re the last line of defense and is the voice on the back end . . . 
 
But Idk if I’d move Cook to safety either. . I hope we’re able to get one in the portal or BJ Allen is ready Day 1 , only thing about that is we need two safety’s . .  I’m really not banking on Thompson right now, he was not good last season. . . 

I’m not understating it’s importance, I’m saying I don’t think Cook has the tools to be anything special at safety.

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

23 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I add an “x” each time I get another one, because it’s faster than explaining how many I’ve had.

 I’m vaxxxed.

3 more and I get a free slurpy.  So things are looking up In 22

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I’m not understating it’s importance, I’m saying I don’t think Cook has the tools to be anything special at safety.

Please don’t clog up the vax thread 

[D3zii 3708]

23 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I’m not understating it’s importance, I’m saying I don’t think Cook has the tools to be anything special at safety.

Im saying the same thing. . . Cook wasn’t as great as people make him out to be last season but the plays he did make were magnified due to our defense being so bad. . . I think cooks best bet is to stay at Nickel, ion think he would be a good Safety either. . . Last year was his first season at Nickel so hopefully he’s better this season if not, I do think we’ll have better options at that position 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

53 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I’m not understating it’s importance, I’m saying I don’t think Cook has the tools to be anything special at safety.

Uh. Do we have anyone " special " at safety theyve been hiding from us?  

I think we are looking for serviceable right now. And hope and pray for something better to develop 

[The Deuce 1094]

4 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Uh. Do we have anyone " special " at safety theyve been hiding from us?  

I think we are looking for serviceable right now. And hope and pray for something better to develop 

Hell if we simply had “serviceable” position groups, accompanied with “good” RB/QB play, we are in the B12CG

[Codaxx 5801]

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

I’m not understating it’s importance, I’m saying I don’t think Cook has the tools to be anything special at safety.

He would a solid athlete at Safety. He was a solid tackler. Not a physical player, but solid tackler. His lack of man ability would not be on display at safety compared to nickel. His physical ability suites Safety better than Nickel. The young CBs have shown to more physical vs the run than Cook and are wasted on the bench. Cooks experience could also be a huge asset at Safety, where there is no veteran presence 

Edited January 15, 2022 by Codaxx

[Reynolds Woodcock 4785]

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Im saying the same thing. . . Cook wasn’t as great as people make him out to be last season but the plays he did make were magnified due to our defense being so bad. . . I think cooks best bet is to stay at Nickel, ion think he would be a good Safety either. . . Last year was his first season at Nickel so hopefully he’s better this season if not, I do think we’ll have better options at that position 

[Bevo 13589]

I've just got to things to say: 

1. ion like all this talk about vaxes, vaxing, or vaxers 

2. y'all sleepin' on ibraheem

[Hmbre97 6323]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I've just got to things to say: 

1. ion like all this talk about vaxes, vaxing, or vaxers 

2. y'all sleepin' on ibraheem

Well, if you don't like it, you don't need to be apart of the conversation than

[D3zii 3708]

18 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

He would a solid athlete at Safety. He was a solid tackler. Not a physical player, but solid tackler. His lack of man ability would not be on display at safety compared to nickel. His physical ability suites Safety better than Nickel. The young CBs have shown to more physical vs the run than Cook and are wasted on the bench. Cooks experience could also be a huge asset at Safety, where there is no veteran presence 

[89Horn 1542]

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I know, dude.  I get "alot" and "a lot", but this "apart/a part" thing gets me every time.

It really isn’t anything you should loose  your shit over. 

[Codaxx 5801]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Of course there is evidence of him being a solid athlete at Safety. If you think he is athletic enough to play nickel, which requires more athleticism, than obviously he is athletic enough to play safety. 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

19 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Edited January 15, 2022 by Bigbend1812
What thread is this?

[gmr548 16589]

ion

+rep

Uh. Do we have anyone " special " at safety theyve been hiding from us?  
I think we are looking for serviceable right now. And hope and pray for something better to develop 

No, read my post again. That’s not what I suggested.

He’s a plus a nickel. I think you make the secondary weaker moving him to safety because I don’t think he moves the needle enough at safety to negate the fact that his replacement at nickel would be a downgrade.

[gmr548 16589]

2. y'all sleepin' on ibraheem

I’m sure he’ll make a run at playing time this spring while suspended from all team activities.

[SarkAfterDark 1693]

46 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

He would a solid athlete at Safety. He was a solid tackler. Not a physical player, but solid tackler. His lack of man ability would not be on display at safety compared to nickel. His physical ability suites Safety better than Nickel. The young CBs have shown to more physical vs the run than Cook and are wasted on the bench. Cooks experience could also be a huge asset at Safety, where there is no veteran presence 

He is to slow and doesn’t have the instincts for safety. We need speed and range at safety more than someone that is just a solid tackler. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

32 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I've just got to things to say: 

2. y'all sleepin' on ibraheem

Sleeping anywhere near Ibraheem seems like a bad idea.  I mean unless you want to end up on-camera.

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

He is to slow and doesn’t have the instincts for safety. We need speed and range at safety more than someone that is just a solid tackler. 

This is stupid.  Both for the improper use of 'to' and for thinking that Cook is too slow to play safety.

[Vito Andolini 9127]

I think “He is to slow…” was the beginning of an SAT question. 

[D3zii 3708]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is stupid.  Both for the improper use of 'to' and for thinking that Cook is too slow to play safety.

He might have the speed but he doesn’t move good enough for safety. . . 

[LTtxfan 49309]

18 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think “He is to slow…” was the beginning of an SAT question. 

As she is to slower

[D3zii 3708]

32 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Of course there is evidence of him being a solid athlete at Safety. If you think he is athletic enough to play nickel, which requires more athleticism, than obviously he is athletic enough to play safety. 

That’s isn’t always true, In some instances yes but this isn’t one. . . Also just cause you have the athletic ability doesn’t mean you’d make a good safety. .  Saftey is all about Smarts and instincts just as much as athletic ability. . 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

6 minutes ago, D3zii said:

He might have the speed but he doesn’t move good enough for safety. . . 

*well

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

BJ Allen and LTG being early enrollees is a big deal.They will have every opportunity to step up. Additionally, all of the guys at IT think Terrance Brooks can play safety too. He is a good enough player that if he's not one of your top 3 corners right away, you let him play safety in order to get him on the field. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

That’s isn’t always true, In some instances yes but this isn’t one. . . Also just cause you have the athletic ability doesn’t mean you’d make a good safety. .  Saftey is all about Smarts and instincts just as much as athletic ability. . 

Negged for the period use

[D3zii 3708]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

*well

*Swell

[Junior Bonner 6271]

Can someone please explain to me, like I’m seven, WTF this mind-numbing discussion of Cook has to do with the got damn Transfer thread? 
 

Thanks in advance… 

[D3zii 3708]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BJ Allen and LTG being early enrollees is a big deal.They will have every opportunity to step up. Additionally, all of the guys at IT think Terrance Brooks can play safety too. He is a good enough player that if he's not one of your top 3 corners right away, you let him play safety in order to get him on the field. 

I’d look at Brooks for the Nickel position to 

[SuckitKevin 920]

Just now, D3zii said:

I’d look at Brooks for the Nickel position to 

Jesus Christ, “too”