2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Codaxx 5829]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

We could use one if those too.

That is a hard transition that Texas tried for years under Orlando. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

I was wrong on the Tulsa DT.  Committed to Baylor.

[Schulz2.0 29007]

21 minutes ago, Viper said:

Nahlin:

 

I don't think he suddenly got definite information that Sanders wanted to be a true LB. He's saying if it's Arkansas then Sanders wanted to play LB instead of edge. 

[Radical Larry 28660]

FWIW, the "several" commitments are the Tulsa NG Jaxon Player (he's announcing today) and McGlothern.

Jaxon Player committed to Baylor.

[Schulz2.0 29007]

9 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

I did not see anything on Sanders' highlights that scream Edge.   I'm not surprised that he wants to play traditional LBs.

He's 6-5 245. It's rare to see true LBs that are over 6-3.

[TXRed 3291]

Player to rape aggie.  
 

 

[Bamboozled73 315]

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He's 6-5 245. It's rare to see true LBs that are over 6-3.

not anymore with spread offenses...

[Marcusshelton 86]

33 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Transfers signed by Texas so far...

• Quinn Ewers.              QB
  6-3 / 206        Ohio State
• Jahleel Billingsley      TE
  6-4 / 230         Alabama

• Ryan Watts                  CB

  6-2.5 / 187         Ohio State
•  

Not a bad list. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

I’m not shocked that a white guy from Denton would choose Arkansas over Texas.

[Codaxx 5829]

13 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

not anymore with spread offenses...

?????? Need is to get faster and more mobile,  it bigger and slower 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Codaxx

[Laxtonto 12090]

[Bevo 13596]

14 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

Not a bad list. 

Way too short. We need to tamper. DE and LB suck. We need a WR, too. If we want to compete we have to play the game.

[LTtxfan 49332]

24 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Jaxon Player committed to Baylor.

Jaxon is a plug and play DT or NG for bears -- DAMN

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Pay stubs?  WTF?  Just hold on to your 1099s.

[Huckleberry 33073]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Pay stubs?  WTF?  Just hold on to your 1099s.

Yeah, no shit. I'm sure Arkansas was running it through their payroll department and the pay stubs say "For professional services rendered" or something like that. I mean at least put together a good bullshit story.

[Vertigo 20309]

DP

Edited January 17, 2022 by Vertigo

[Vertigo 20309]

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Gotta seal the deal with Drew Sanders.

[Marcusshelton 86]

20 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Way too short. We need to tamper. DE and LB suck. We need a WR, too. If we want to compete we have to play the game.

Is it that we aren’t tampering or that no one is interested when we try to tamper?

[conVINCEd 21469]

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, no shit. I'm sure Arkansas was running it through their payroll department and the pay stubs say "For professional services rendered" or something like that. I mean at least put together a good bullshit story.

Whenever I had to pay my roommates money in  college, “services rendered”  always appeared in the memo line.

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Whenever I had to pay my roommates money in  college, “services rendered”  always appeared in the memo line.

I always wrote either sexual favors or gay sex nttawwt. It really pissed one of my roommates off. 
 

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I always wrote either sexual favors or gay sex nttawwt. It really pissed one of my roommates off. 
 

We may still do that today via venmo.  Services rendered kept it somewhat classy.  We’ve always strived to be classy.

[Ravishing Rick 1134]

36 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

This is either going to get incredibly interesting to watch play out, or turn into one of the most genius acts of trolling of all time.  Possibly both.

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

We may still do that today via venmo.  Services rendered kept it somewhat classy.  We’ve always strived to be classy.

I wrote “you know what you did and why you are getting paid” on the last one. 

[Hook1997 5397]

11 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

This is either going to get incredibly interesting to watch play out, or turn into one of the most genius acts of trolling of all time.  Possibly both.

If he’s sleeping with that and changes his mind, do we really even want him?  He’s over in Arkansas getting swayed by Austin 2’s….   How fast did this get back to her parents you think?  I’m so glad I don’t have a daughter.  I’ve got a few friends that this might be their daughters soon. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Hook1997

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

And that account no longer exists on the twitter machine . . .

[Bamboozled73 315]

42 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

?????? Need is to get faster and more mobile,  it bigger and slower 

That is my point. 6-5 240 linebackers are dinosaurs.  

Sanders has the size for Edge, but I don’t see the pass rushing skills on his highlights.   He might be able to develop them with his athleticism.  It’s not my suggestion that he plays linebacker. 
 

[Hornbeliever 713]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sanders was never coming here. There was no way he was beating out Jet Bush for snaps. 

I too am scared when I watch Jett Bush highlights.

[Harvdog 2300]

47 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Pay stubs?  WTF?  Just hold on to your 1099s.

DM Steakhouse…..what’s the problem for the expense report?

[Gidnik 3285]

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

theres got to be better looking girls than that at arky. most of the girls there are the stupid ones that couldnt get into texas or tech

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

5 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

theres got to be better looking girls than that at arky. most of the girls there are the stupid ones that couldnt get into texas or tech

Did I miss the pics somewhere?  I need to judge this for myself.

[Hook1997 5397]

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Did I miss the pics somewhere?  I need to judge this for myself.

There’s a tiny pic in the post and unless she’s hiding a amazing body it doesn’t look great.  Looks more like drunk 40 year old hanging onto her youth than a hot college girl from what I can tell. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Hook1997

[Zhorn96 1773]

8 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

theres got to be better looking girls than that at arky. most of the girls there are the stupid ones that couldnt get into texas or tech

Your first sentence was my exact thought

[texifornia 57078]

I posted this in the non-Texas 2022 thread, her twitter before getting ghosted was mostly Ole Miss stuff. Seems like your normal SEC shenanigans.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I posted this in the non-Texas 2022 thread, her twitter before getting ghosted was mostly Ole Miss stuff. Seems like your normal SEC shenanigans.

Makes sense they would have to bring in girls from Mississippi to sleep with their recruits.  All the arky girls are in committed relationships with their brothers or daddys.

[Codaxx 5829]

32 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

That is my point. 6-5 240 linebackers are dinosaurs.  

Sanders has the size for Edge, but I don’t see the pass rushing skills on his highlights.   He might be able to develop them with his athleticism.  It’s not my suggestion that he plays linebacker. 
 

Gotcha, misunderstood 

[Helobious 9464]

Because if there’s one group of males that needs to use ugly prostitutes to get laid it’s D1 college football players.

[ousux 5601]

Because if there’s one group of males that needs to use ugly prostitutes to get laid it’s D1 college football players.

You'd be surprised, remember Derrius Guice at swap tigah?

[taybo20 2878]

3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

So the guy who started following a bunch of Arky people immediately after entering the portal ended up going to Arky? No tampering to see here!

Not saying that’s unusual, but clearly he knew where he was going

Not unlike the rumors of Billingsley weeks ago coming to Texas haha

[LTtxfan 49332]

College football transfer portal rankings: Caleb Williams, Drew Sanders among best players available

By BRAD CRAWFORD  13 hrs ago

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Here's an updated look at the 10 highest-rated players available in the portal who haven't yet committed to another program. Transfer ratings are in parenthesis next to each player. 

1. CALEB WILLIAMS, QB 

Overall rank: No. 1

Former school: Oklahoma

The word: Caleb Williams starred as a true freshman for then-Sooners head coach Lincoln Riley this fall, throwing for 1,912 yards and 21 touchdowns over the final eight games — including a three-score outing during Oklahoma's bowl win over Oregon. Shortly after Williams’ explained his decision on social media, former UCF quarterback Dillon Gabriel, who was committed to Chip Kelly and UCLA, said he was transferring to Oklahoma. The Sooners did not take long to fill the anticipated roster vacancy left by Williams.

2. JAXSON DART, QB 

Overall rank: No. 3

Former school: USC

The word: Jaxson Dart played in six games for USC this season following an injury to Kedon Slovis, throwing for 1,353 yards and nine touchdowns against five interceptions while completing 61.9% of his passes. Notes 247Sports' Clint Brewster, "had there been no Caleb Williams tea leaves, Dart would have been a terrific QB-of-the-future for the Trojans. He was given a 99 rating in the 247Sports transfer portal rankings, making him a five-star prospect and the No. 3 overall transfer prospect in 2022."

3. MEKHI WINGO, DL 

Overall rank: No. 10

Former school: Mizzou

The word: Mekhi Wingo — a three-star recruit in the Class of 2021 — was set to visit LSU this past Wednesday through Friday, Oklahoma Friday and Saturday and USC Sunday and Monday, according to 247Sports’ Carl Reed. During his true freshman season in Columbia, Missouri, Wingo combined for 27 tackles, one interception and one sack in 11 games (three starts). Wingo earned All-SEC Freshman honors for his performance.

4. DREW SANDERS, OLB 

Overall rank: No. 11

Former school: Alabama

The word: Drew Sanders, a former five-star, appeared in 12 games this season, making three starts but missed time due to a hand injury. BamaOnline's Charlie Potter notes that Sander saw his role decrease after Dallas Turner took over as the starting Sam linebacker. Turner stood out in last Monday night's College Football Playoff National Championship Game with two sacks.

5. JAHLEEL BILLINGSLEY, TE 

Overall rank: No. 14

Former school: Alabama

The word: Jahleel Billingsley was Alabama's sixth-leading receiver this season after a breakout campaign as a top target in 2020 at the tight end spot. He was one of several Alabama players to join Sanders and others in the transfer portal this week. Billingsley is a former four-star signee out of Chicago.

6. O'CYRUS TORRENCE, OL

Overall rank: No. 19

Former school: Louisiana

The word: One of several high-profile players who have entered the portal since head coach Billy Napier's departure to Florida, O'Cyrus Torrence is the top-available player at his position and is projected to sign with the Gators, according to his 247Sports Crystal Ball. Torrence was a difference-maker on the interior offensive line for Ragin' Cajuns.

7. TAJ HARRIS, WR 

Overall rank: No. 34

Former school: Syracuse 

The word: Taj Harris decommitted from Kentucky in December and has opened things back up in the new year. Harris was one of the ACC's most productive wide receivers during his three-year stint with the Orange, tallying 151 catches, 2,028 yards and 10 touchdowns. According to CatsPause, Harris was being pursued heavily by Ole Miss, Western Kentucky, Texas A&M, Mississippi State and Utah prior to his Wildcats decommitment.

8. JAXON PLAYER, DL 

Overall rank: No. 42

Former school: Tulsa

The word: Oklahoma State and TCU are two of five finalists for Jaxon Player, a bull rusher last season for the Golden Hurricanes who recently entered the portal. According to Horned Frog Blitz, Player was originally a three-star recruit in the 2018 class and ranked as the No. 98 defensive lineman in the nation, via the 247Sports Composite. He did not have any Power Five offers out of high school.

9. BRENDEN RICE, WR 

Overall rank: No. 46

Former school: Colorado 

The word: According to BuffStampede, Rice led the Buffaloes with 822 all-purpose yards, including 299 yards receiving and 54 yards rushing and was named honorable mention for Pac-12 Offensive Freshman Player of the Year honors this season. He had two 100-yard receiving games, against Arizona and Oregon. By averaging 27.6 yards on kickoff returns, Rice helped Colorado to a conference runner-up finish in the category during the regular season.

10. OCHAUN MATHIS, EDGE 

Overall rank:  No. 52

Former school: TCU

The word: Via Horned Frog Blitz, "the 6-foot-5, 257-pounder appeared in 38 games in his TCU career with 34 starts. After appearing in four games as a true freshman in 2018 and collecting 40 tackles with 2.5 sacks as a redshirt freshman in 2019, Mathis burst onto the scene with a huge sophomore campaign in 2020. That season Mathis finished with 9.0 sacks which ranked second in the Big 12 and his 14.0 tackles for loss ranked third in the conference. His nine sacks were the most since Mat Boesen recorded 11.5 in 2017."

 

4. DREW SANDERS, OLB      (Arky)

5. JAHLEEL BILLINGSLEY, TE    (TEXAS)

8. JAXON PLAYER, DL           (Baylor)

 

 

Edited January 17, 2022 by LTtxfan

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Makes sense they would have to bring in girls from Mississippi to sleep with their recruits.  All the arky girls are in committed relationships with their brothers or daddys.

Or uncle.  There’s always an uncle.  

Edited January 17, 2022 by stork642

[RGBIII 22840]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t remember whatever dismissive comment I made about Billingsley coming to Texas versus staying at Bama or going pro a few weeks ago on here, but it’s for sure gotta be idiotic gold. 

Sadly, the lack of confidence in them getting Neyor or Sanders seems merited though. 

Screenshot that one for posterity. The power of the burnt ends

7 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Mike Roach is Fucking embarrassing. I’ve never seen a human make a job look THIS hard

3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Certainty this is only arky centric and no one on Texas staff would ever be involved in something as vile as this 

[futureman 22534]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Because if there’s one group of males that needs to use ugly prostitutes to get laid it’s D1 college football players.

You'd be surprised, remember Derrius Guice at swap tigah?

also from swamp tigah, 1st round playoff loser lael collins had a whale-shaped whore named throatzilla eat his dirty fat asshole and then didn’t pay her for it.

and that’s a true story. 

[Butch Had Not 2992]

55 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Or uncle.  There’s always an uncle.  

[Goodman 3273]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Because if there’s one group of males that needs to use ugly prostitutes to get laid it’s D1 college football players.

It's not that. It's that the majority of these guys are teens with a badge to pound. They'll fuck anyone, anywhere.

[NoName 16369]

12 hours ago, cafe society said:

I am loathe to refer back to sunshine pumping practice reports, but wasn't it reported by a few different people that Juan Davis has the best hands on the team?  If there is even a scintilla of truth here, perhaps Sanders finds his way back to defense.  Isn't Helm supposed to be the in line TE?

1) if this was true Juan Davis would have had more than 1 catch for 3 yards

2) Sanders has made it perfectly clear, many times - including on the Surly podcast, that he does not want to play defense

[MontereyMX 869]

On 1/15/2022 at 7:30 PM, futureman said:

is he better than luke brockermeyer?

no

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

14 hours ago, cafe society said:

I am loathe to refer back to sunshine pumping practice reports, but wasn't it reported by a few different people that Juan Davis has the best hands on the team?  If there is even a scintilla of truth here, perhaps Sanders finds his way back to defense.  Isn't Helm supposed to be the in line TE?

I like Dominos. Pizza, and this theory.

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

12 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sanders was never coming here. There was no way he was beating out Jet Bush for snaps. 

Literally every time I saw Bush enter the game last year, I let out an audible

[Viper 12111]

11 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I don't think he suddenly got definite information that Sanders wanted to be a true LB. He's saying if it's Arkansas then Sanders wanted to play LB instead of edge. 

possibly, it's a fine line they're not clear on.

[MuellerHorn 4265]

9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Screenshot that one for posterity. The power of the burnt ends

Mike Roach is Fucking embarrassing. I’ve never seen a human make a job look THIS hard

Certainty this is only arky centric and no one on Texas staff would ever be involved in something as vile as this 

Everyone made fun of EJ, and he had a lot of embarrassing takes (especially related to non-athletic topics), but he was light years better than Roach.