2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

Look who's back.  Impeccable timing.

[UDontKnow 10451]

59 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

I am still confused as to why he was a take in the first place. Wasn't he also flirting with ND/OU sucks?

[ClubWhatever 12159]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Look who's back.  Impeccable timing.

And I’m shocked(!) he’s already declared Sarkfailian a failure.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22332]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

[Vertigo 20337]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

And I’m shocked(!) he’s already declared Sarkfailian a failure.  

These are the kinds of hot takes that cause me to be a subscriber.

[Texas Flood 1356]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

[Ricky's one-hitter 9140]

Just now, Texas Flood said:

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

Impeccable

[Pato del Muerto 52640]

28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So the two deep EDGE/OLB is going to be Sorrell, Ovie, Finkley and ??

What name would make you happier, Jett bush or sawyer gollum-welsh?

[Vertigo 20337]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What name would make you happier, Jett bush or sawyer gollum-welsh?

Yes

[LebongJames 1827]

48 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I didn’t think the offseason could be more depressing than the actual season but holy fuck was I wrong.

This a terrible take. Maybe we haven’t got everything we wanted but almost all of the schools in the country outside Bama and Georgia would love this class and the transfers we have brought in.

[Hank_Hill 18905]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

sarklostagain is such a good nickname that i'm having trouble remembering what his actual last name is.

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

Edited April 29, 2022 by Hank_Hill

[ClubWhatever 12159]

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Brockermeyer and Bush are somehow going to play significant roles again this year

I believe that’s wrong

[HenryJames 66193]

This thread has gone full retard. Again.

[Tex-19 2885]

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So the two deep EDGE/OLB is going to be Sorrell, Ovie, Finkley and ??

Dorbah and Harris I guess? 

[Junior Bonner 6293]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This thread has gone full retard. Again.

[henrygandorf 29197]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

[closetojumping 62898]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

[Radical Larry 28664]

This thread has gone full retard. Again.

Again? Was it ever not?

[Hank_Hill 18905]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

[D3zii 3733]

Don’t care got Sorrell!! 

[Barbacoa 1934]

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

[Daichee Bell 2948]

12 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

I’m not exactly sure why I feel like this fits what you wrote, but it just does.

Edited April 29, 2022 by Daichee Bell

[6th Street 6508]

Man I don't blame this dude for picking Nebraska. For a 22 year old kid, $600k for 12 games is a great deal even if it's in Lincoln.

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Would be a huge pickup for whoever gets him.

 

[Barbacoa 1934]

12 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

I’m not exactly sure why I feel like this fits what you wrote, but it just does.

This is scarily accurate. 

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

Guess we won’t be dropping bags in football or basketball. 

[Pato del Muerto 52640]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

Oh, crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got

[Tex-19 2885]

So when does Bama do their spring cleaning? Bama backups are obviously our specialty

[Getafix 28857]

27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Would be a huge pickup for whoever gets him.

 

 

 

"A third-party ASU collective that has not yet launched is trying to keep Lole in Tempe."

 

Ah, yes.  How charming.

 

[ousux 5602]

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

[Elmer_Fudd 22332]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

[Getafix 28857]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

D. Username

Is that about right?

 

 

[ousux 5602]

 
 

Thats a given every year

[Elmer_Fudd 22332]

Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.

[ousux 5602]

Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.

So we've entered the pets heads falling off phase, brilliant.

[Viper 12112]

30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.

 

 

 

Edited April 30, 2022 by Viper

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

3 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

nah man, Brock is a killer, this is more Satya's image.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

nah man, Brock is a killer, this is more Satya's image.

[TexasGolf 5024]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

 

[Duane Moore 5250]

2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

[Enchubben 5512]

Pro: They’re going to be able to sell the 23/24 DL recruits on immediate playing time.

Con: it will be after everyone watching a second straight year of shitty Edge/DE play causing multiple L’s.

This defense and DC sucks my taint, and if Patterson can’t convince Mathis to come here then he might as well hit the road along with his sweat towels.

[ClubWhatever 12159]

2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost

I don’t think either head coach had much to do with it

[Dr.Dre 199]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t think either head coach had much to do with it

I mean Fatterson’s gotta be smiling right.  Still neg recruiting texas while drawing a paycheck?

[Wizlon 257]

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

Seems like he would have fit in well here.

[Michael Knight 12997]

If Mathis picks Nebraska he's a moron that wouldn't be smart enough to play here

[Bigbend1812 12942]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

[Newy25 7703]

Did we really lose Mathis to Nebraska? Good fucking lord. I’m sticking with my prediction of a fired DC by mid season. 

[Teryor 4484]

Is there where the money went?

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Just now, Teryor said:

Is there where the money went?

Is it too late to send Hall back to Alabama?

[Js1 85636]

5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Is there where the money went?

Allegedly USC