2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Gidnik 3269]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

Bama's offense will be lacking in superstars, other than QB.  If we can score , we'll be in this game until the end.

you always say stupid shit or just this once?

[ousux 5597]

it's actually the opposite.  Thompson's thumb injury has taken a life of its own in some spaces on this board and used to justify all kinds of excuses for Thompson's play - with a big assist through Charles Thompson's mouthpiece, Chip Brown.  The thumb injury was not that severe, but was a useful crutch to for the Thompson crew to shift blame.  QB play definitely cost the team wins, but that was because of a lack of talent/buy in more than a thumb injury.

Maybe some of it was hype, idk...but what I do know is there was a noticeable difference in accuracy and velocity on many throws after the thumb to the helmet incident. It was downplayed by the coaching staff and even Casey himself throughout the season, I wasnt paying attention to his gooner father or FCB.

[Irieguy 1059]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

you always say stupid shit or just this once?

I would also like an answer to this question. @jdhorn92

[Newy25 7668]

54 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

 

Outside of QB, zero returning production.

 

I cannot tell if you are serious or if you just do not watch college football. 

[closetojumping 62725]

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

49 minutes ago, someguy said:

it's actually the opposite.  Thompson's thumb injury has taken a life of its own in some spaces on this board and used to justify all kinds of excuses for Thompson's play - with a big assist through Charles Thompson's mouthpiece, Chip Brown.  The thumb injury was not that severe, but was a useful crutch to for the Thompson crew to shift blame.  QB play definitely cost the team wins, but that was because of a lack of talent/buy in more than a thumb injury.

Maybe some of it was hype, idk...but what I do know is there was a noticeable difference in accuracy and velocity on many throws after the thumb to the helmet incident. It was downplayed by the coaching staff and even Casey himself throughout the season, I wasnt paying attention to his gooner father or FCB.

Casey Thompson was an entitled whiny bitch with a noodle arm and limited athleticism. He is Casey Appleblack. His dad is a convicted felon with his hand out and a chip on his shoulder. Thompson showed late to meetings and didn't often care enough to get fully familiar with the game plan. Teammates didn't like him, he wasn't a leader, and he demanded to be named the starter heading into 2022 or threatened he would transfer. They told him to go shit in a hat. The thumb injury is quaternary nonsense to all of the other bullshit that wet blanket brought to the party.

[ousux 5597]

Bama's offense will be lacking in superstars, other than QB.  If we can score , we'll be in this game until the end.

Hmm, kinda like every offense we faced last year? Keep in mind blowU's "superstar" was sucking too much even by their standards...and our defense created another one for them in the second half.

If by "in the game till the end" you mean theres no mercy rule in CFB, then yeah.

Listen, I'm optimistic for this team and do think we'll be better on both sides of the ball during the season, but our defense pretty much has the same ingredients used in last years shit sandwich. We'll have to match everyones score with at least two of our own..and if Card transfers after he doesnt win the job in fall camp, we're an Ewers hangnail away from another disastrous season...and maybe even if he doesnt transfer.

[closetojumping 62725]

When Bama lands Addison, then we can all laud how awesomely talented they are offensively. Until then, I'm on the side that says they're of course going to have dudes that can play on offense, and Young is a 1st round QB, but it's not the kind of firepower they normally show up with in most seasons. They also have Buttchin O'Brien calling the plays.

I'll write more about my certainty that Texas is going to fucking roll Bama during the week of the game when I publish my paean to Steve Sarklostagain titled "Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass & Forces The Crimson Tide Hillbillies To Gargle Our Balls".

[TXRed 3255]

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Shan seems a little butthurt.

 

Shan is such a pussy. He’s always been a know-it-all with a giant ego that turns into a butthurt little bitch whenever someone disagrees with him or proves him wrong. 

[WBT 20572]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The thumb injury is quaternary nonsense to all of the other bullshit that wet blanket brought to the party.

septenary imo

[NoName 16351]

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

These reactions are hilarious to me, people are acting like the tweet’s purpose was to trick people into running with it as a real story. 

It wasn’t exactly the most subtle of jokes yet it flew way over the head of “the most legit sports radio host in the DFW market”. 

this guy has literally 30 followers.

[NoName 16351]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

 

Outside of QB, zero returning production.

 

bill c's early returning prediction had them at #80 / 61% returning on offense. for comparison texas is #77 / 62%
 

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As mentioned, the formula I use changes from year to year. Here's the current weighting for determining the offensive percentages above:

Percent of returning WR/TE receiving yards: 37% of the overall number

Percent of returning QB passing yards: 29%

Percent of returning OL snaps: 28%

Percent of returning RB rushing yards: 6%

Broken out by position/player, you're looking at approximately 29% for the quarterback, 9% for each of four wide receivers and/or tight ends and 6% for the running back and each offensive lineman.

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Returning production: Quite crudely, if a player transfers from one FBS school to another, I mash his production from his previous team into the numerator and denominator for his new team. So if your quarterback leaves, and you bring in a transfer who was starting somewhere else -- a la USC, Ole Miss, Cincinnati and others -- that dampens the overall blow significantly. Because the translation from lower levels to upper is extremely inconsistent, I don't do this for players transferring up from FCS or Division II. I used to, but it didn't produce predictive value.

 

 

[NoName 16351]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Where are the Brocks?

fuck the brocks

[Hornlover 8830]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When Bama lands Addison, then we can all laud how awesomely talented they are offensively. Until then, I'm on the side that says they're of course going to have dudes that can play on offense, and Young is a 1st round QB, but it's not the kind of firepower they normally show up with in most seasons. They also have Buttchin O'Brien calling the plays.

I'll write more about my certainty that Texas is going to fucking roll Bama during the week of the game when I publish my paean to Steve Sarklostagain titled "Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass & Forces The Crimson Tide Hillbillies To Gargle Our Balls".

Maybe we’ll win by three touchdowns.

[1leggedduck 443]

CTJ makes a valid point. The Bama offense is coached by a man so stupid he not allowed to use a fork for fear of an eye injury. I trust Bill O'Brien to fuck up the Bama O at least as much as I trust our defense to be ready to fuck up Bama's O.

[closetohumping 17442]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

When Bama lands Addison, then we can all laud how awesomely talented they are offensively. Until then, I'm on the side that says they're of course going to have dudes that can play on offense, and Young is a 1st round QB, but it's not the kind of firepower they normally show up with in most seasons. They also have Buttchin O'Brien calling the plays.

I'll write more about my certainty that Texas is going to fucking roll Bama during the week of the game when I publish my paean to Steve Sarklostagain titled "Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass & Forces The Crimson Tide Hillbillies To Gargle Our Balls".

I would love to read your dissertation on Card's five td performance vs Monroe

[someguy 1508]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, someguy said:

it's actually the opposite.  Thompson's thumb injury has taken a life of its own in some spaces on this board and used to justify all kinds of excuses for Thompson's play - with a big assist through Charles Thompson's mouthpiece, Chip Brown.  The thumb injury was not that severe, but was a useful crutch to for the Thompson crew to shift blame.  QB play definitely cost the team wins, but that was because of a lack of talent/buy in more than a thumb injury.

Maybe some of it was hype, idk...but what I do know is there was a noticeable difference in accuracy and velocity on many throws after the thumb to the helmet incident. It was downplayed by the coaching staff and even Casey himself throughout the season, I wasnt paying attention to his gooner father or FCB.

I can't be as candid as CTJ, but I cosign what he writes and will say, again, the thumb injury was not a significant issue.

[ClubWhatever 12144]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Casey Thompson was an entitled whiny bitch with a noodle arm and limited athleticism. He is Casey Appleblack. His dad is a convicted felon with his hand out and a chip on his shoulder. Thompson showed late to meetings and didn't often care enough to get fully familiar with the game plan. Teammates didn't like him, he wasn't a leader, and he demanded to be named the starter heading into 2022 or threatened he would transfer. They told him to go shit in a hat. The thumb injury is quaternary nonsense to all of the other bullshit that wet blanket brought to the party.

[JFKFC 4879]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Casey Thompson was an entitled whiny bitch with a noodle arm and limited athleticism. He is Casey Appleblack. His dad is a convicted felon with his hand out and a chip on his shoulder. Thompson showed late to meetings and didn't often care enough to get fully familiar with the game plan. Teammates didn't like him, he wasn't a leader, and he demanded to be named the starter heading into 2022 or threatened he would transfer. They told him to go shit in a hat. The thumb injury is quaternary nonsense to all of the other bullshit that wet blanket brought to the party.

I am no fan of Casey's dad and I can't speak to what his teammates thought of him or his punctuality. I will defer to you on that. I don't blame him for really wanting to start over a true freshman (who we now know craps his pants in games).

However, Casey deserves some respect. He got us a bunch of first half leads against solid teams that PK & his clown show pissed away. My God, did you ever think we would attack a Texas QB who got a 3 TD lead in the first Qtr against OU......and who would finish that day with close to 400 yards a 5 TDs?!? The most puzzling thing is you belittling (and somehow having a ranking and saying it was at the 4th level of importance) of his thumb injury. Casey played hurt for us and the injury was real.

 

 

[Fondren & Main 6718]

What was wrong with Casey’s thumb against TCU?

[speed817 19272]

24 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So none of his teammates went to his birthday party???

[Duane Moore 5237]

Whatever happened to the LB from U of Louisiana? Has he not committed anywhere yet?

[UncleBuck 6454]

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I am no fan of Casey's dad and I can't speak to what his teammates thought of him or his punctuality. I will defer to you on that. I don't blame him for really wanting to start over a true freshman (who we now know craps his pants in games).

However, Casey deserves some respect. He got us a bunch of first half leads against solid teams that PK & his clown show pissed away. My God, did you ever think we would attack a Texas QB who got a 3 TD lead in the first Qtr against OU......and who would finish that day with close to 400 yards a 5 TDs?!? The most puzzling thing is you belittling (and somehow having a ranking and saying it was at the 4th level of importance) of his thumb injury. Casey played hurt for us and the injury was real.

 

 

It looks gross, but it really is a minor injury.... if you don't have to throw with that hand. 

[NoName 16351]

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I am no fan of Casey's dad and I can't speak to what his teammates thought of him or his punctuality. I will defer to you on that. I don't blame him for really wanting to start over a true freshman (who we now know craps his pants in games).

However, Casey deserves some respect. He got us a bunch of first half leads against solid teams that PK & his clown show pissed away. My God, did you ever think we would attack a Texas QB who got a 3 TD lead in the first Qtr against OU......and who would finish that day with close to 400 yards a 5 TDs?!? The most puzzling thing is you belittling (and somehow having a ranking and saying it was at the 4th level of importance) of his thumb injury. Casey played hurt for us and the injury was real.

 

 

Casey Thompson after OU (388 yards, 5 TDs)

• OK St 15/27 for 179 yards 1 TD/2 INT
• Baylor: 23/38, 280 yards, 2 TD/1 INT
• ISU: 2/6 for 2 yards
• Kansas: 30/43, 358, 6 TD
• WVU: 4/14, 29 yards, 0 TD/1 INT
• KSU: 17/23 for 170 yards, 1 TD / 1 INT

Casey Thompson vs TTU, OU, Kansas: 16 TD / 2 INT, 10.49 yards per attempt

Casey Thompson vs everyone else: 8 TD / 7 INT, 6.6 yards per attempt.

Casey Thompson was not the answer at QB

[HtownHorn 14682]

18 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There are no defensive players currently in the portal of his level. Stupid point is stupid. 

There was never a defensive player at Addison's level in the portal, not even fucking close.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

16 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What was wrong with Casey’s thumb against TCU?

Stuck up his own ass

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Casey Thompson was an entitled whiny bitch with a noodle arm and limited athleticism. He is Casey Appleblack. His dad is a convicted felon with his hand out and a chip on his shoulder. Thompson showed late to meetings and didn't often care enough to get fully familiar with the game plan. Teammates didn't like him, he wasn't a leader, and he demanded to be named the starter heading into 2022 or threatened he would transfer. They told him to go shit in a hat. The thumb injury is quaternary nonsense to all of the other bullshit that wet blanket brought to the party.

One player called him "Fakey Thompson" directly to me, he also sounds like Bo Callahan from the Box office smash hit "Draft Day" minus the Browns trading 3 firsts to go draft him first overall without actually scouting him whatsoever, then choosing to draft a linebacker first overall instead, but then trading 3 seconds to take him fifth overall, before trading that pick to the seahawks for their original selection and then taking a running back. That movie is ass but ya, I agree, none of his teammates went to his birthday  

[HtownHorn 14682]

18 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Agreed with all up to the last sentence. That game gonna be ugly. 

Well, Texas should have beaten the best SEC team of all time, and our OL for that game was just as shitty as this one, and a walking regard coaching the offense. That LSU defense had 1st and 2nd round talent all over at all three levels and a great fucking DC. Even Alabama can't cover Worthy, Addison, Neyor, and Bijan for 60 minutes. It would likely be like the Ole Miss game in 2020.

Edited May 5, 2022 by HtownHorn

[UncleBuck 6454]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

Casey Thompson after OU (388 yards, 5 TDs)

• OK St 15/27 for 179 yards 1 TD/2 INT
• Baylor: 23/38, 280 yards, 2 TD/1 INT
• ISU: 2/6 for 2 yards
• Kansas: 30/43, 358, 6 TD
• WVU: 4/14, 29 yards, 0 TD/1 INT
• KSU: 17/23 for 170 yards, 1 TD / 1 INT

Casey Thompson vs TTU, OU, Kansas: 16 TD / 2 INT, 10.49 yards per attempt

Casey Thompson vs everyone else: 8 TD / 7 INT, 6.6 yards per attempt.

Casey Thompson was not the answer at QB

Yah, the thing is: thumb injury or not, he wasn't the guy. 

[Gene Parmesan 4007]

23 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What was wrong with Casey’s thumb against TCU?

It was attached to Casey Thompson.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

11 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Stuck up his own ass

Did his media guide photo look like this?

[NoName 16351]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, the thing is: thumb injury or not, he wasn't the guy. 

plus he missed how many wide open TDs with shit throws - he was absolutely a scheme dude who is going to be exposed at Corn.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Even Alabama can't cover Worthy, Addison, Neyor, and Bijan for 60 minutes. It would likely be like the Ole Miss game in 2020.

I'm not worried about the 60 minutes. I'm worried about the 2 seconds that it takes for Will Anderson to get into Ewers face. 

[NoName 16351]

5 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It was attached to Casey Thompson.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Well, Texas should have beaten the best SEC team of all time, and our OL for that game was just as shitty as this one, and a walking regard coaching the offense. That LSU defense had 1st and 2nd round talent all over at all three levels and a great fucking DC. Even Alabama can't cover Worthy, Addison, Neyor, and Bijan for 60 minutes. It would likely be like the Ole Miss game in 2020.

Next year, when the majority of football teams do not put their spring game after May 1, @closetojumpingis going to write a long post telling you that it's wrong to call Tom Herman a walking regard as a coach, as he is incredibly underrated and misunderstood by the majority of our fan base.  I look forward to that day. 

[JFKFC 4879]

21 minutes ago, NoName said:

Casey Thompson was not the answer at QB

I strongly prefer QE. We upgraded - no doubt. I just don't like crapping on a kid who did play hurt and who, before he got hurt, was playing better than okay.

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

27 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Whatever happened to the LB from U of Louisiana? Has he not committed anywhere yet?

ULL LB Lorenzo McCaskill.  Had a ton of offers and OV's lined up (including Texas) immediately after he went in the portal but haven't heard anything since then.

I would guess its one of two things - either grades or background check.  If its grades I assume he spent the Spring trying to rectify the situation. 

[Mr Shrimp Unlimited 97]

34 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I am no fan of Casey's dad and I can't speak to what his teammates thought of him or his punctuality. I will defer to you on that. I don't blame him for really wanting to start over a true freshman (who we now know craps his pants in games).

However, Casey deserves some respect. He got us a bunch of first half leads against solid teams that PK & his clown show pissed away. My God, did you ever think we would attack a Texas QB who got a 3 TD lead in the first Qtr against OU......and who would finish that day with close to 400 yards a 5 TDs?!? The most puzzling thing is you belittling (and somehow having a ranking and saying it was at the 4th level of importance) of his thumb injury. Casey played hurt for us and the injury was real.

 

 

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

[HtownHorn 14682]

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I strongly prefer QE. We upgraded - no doubt. I just don't like crapping on a kid who did play hurt and who, before he got hurt, was playing better than okay.

Even though he was a complete cancer in the locker room and likely would have been beaten up by Demarco Cobbs?

[HtownHorn 14682]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

ULL LB Lorenzo McCaskill.  Had a ton of offers and OV's lined up (including Texas) immediately after he went in the portal but haven't heard anything since then.

I would guess its one of two things - either grades or background check.  If its grades I assume he spent the Spring trying to rectify the situation. 

I don't believe there was ever confirmation that he made is Texas visit on April 1st.

[Duane Moore 5237]

2 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

Hell of a first post. You’ll fit in well around here. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

1 minute ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

8 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

Strong, to very strong first post lol 

[Longhornlove 4829]

7 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

One of the greatest first posts ever!

[WinningIsHard 4031]

16 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I strongly prefer QE. We upgraded - no doubt. I just don't like crapping on a kid who did play hurt and who, before he got hurt, was playing better than okay.

When Kelvin Banks takes Karic’s job from him you’re not gonna do this shit again right? You’re causing lurkers to come out of the shadows haha 

[Jamaal.25 587]

10 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

That's a solid 6 on the boner chart

 

 

[Hookem2147 21284]

Sorry guys had to go create a second account real quick.

Back on the primary one 

[UTEE97 3521]

21 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

Wow, what a first post! 😂

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

24 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

This guy fucks.

 

That's a hell of a first post. 

[Hookem2147 21284]

Hate to try to follow up that post, but Justin Wells mentioned on a podcast today that OU tried to recruit Kitan Crawford into the portal last weekend.

[UDontKnow 10445]

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hate to try to follow up that post, but Justin Wells mentioned on a podcast today that OU tried to recruit Kitan Crawford into the portal last weekend.

A tiger Sooner doesn't change its stripes.