2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

 

[Longhornlove 4827]

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

[BigSwingingD 719]

It would be nice to fuck SC over on Addison since they recruited him to the portal (allegedly) and after those pricks tried to steal Worthy. In short, fuck Riley.

We shall see...

Hook'em 

[Hornlover 8830]

42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All brakes.

[Laga4 1270]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You can't out moneywhip other billionaires, and even if you do, you can't do it forever when there is no monetary return. There are other philanthropic mouths to feed and constantly throwing new money at 18-23 year old guys that not only don't say thank you, but think you're lucky to be paying them at all, gets old. It's already getting old. That implies a limit that all capable entities will settle around in the future, if not in this 2023 cycle. 

 

Probably the most cogent paragraph in this thread.

Well done.

[Hookem2147 21273]

He heard Addison was coming to Texas and said nah I’m out for week 1

 

[Octavian 1025]

50 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If that’s what Nahlin thinks, then buckle up kids

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Dude went to Cancun.......twice........on daddy's money for "work" and put it on his resume. You don't just show up on construction projects as a manger, sorry, not happening. No one is going to believe that. Well, almost no one.

Excuse me, sir, but did you not see that he completed Subway Academy?

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

11 minutes ago, Octavian said:

If that’s what Nahlin thinks, then buckle up kids

I’m pretty sure the It staff said last night that he was expected to leave this morning. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

[TotallyLegit 3053]

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Honestly, this might be the only economy in which a lambo is a good investment

Edited May 12, 2022 by TotallyLegit
if you don't drive it

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

Portal related because this is why the portal is so god-damn important right now.  The 2019 class was a complete clusterfuck.

 

[futureman 22462]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

You new here or being sarcastic?

don’t be thick. hall is in doubt until he’s enrolled and in uniform week one. 

[Eggo 3977]

Just now, ATexanAbroad said:

this is not english and as a leader and a coach this is ridiculous

LOL stfu 

[Hookem2147 21273]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Portal related because this is why the portal is so god-damn important right now.  The 2019 class was a complete clusterfuck.

 

Sad part is I believe they are counting Liebrock as one of the 5 and he hasn’t played a meaningful down at Texas. So it’s really 4.

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

3 hours ago, Eggo said:

 

For the olds...

 

[Eggo 3977]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For the olds...

 

Was posted above. Moose outside shoulda told ya. 

[tokamak 6430]

3 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
 

Skips leg day. Do not want. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Glad we’ve got this thread back on the rails. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

I wonder how long he was in Austin?

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wonder how long he was in Austin?

Since Sunday night or Monday morning

[tokamak 6430]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

So is he not visiting Bama at all? When is he supposed to decide?

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Since Sunday night or Monday morning

That’s interesting fact to know. 

[MuellerHorn 4230]

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm way older than 33 and it's really not that hard to understand

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Retain partners/employees so that your competition doesn't poach them and outcompete you in the marketplace (or, alternatively, they do not begin their own competitive ventures)

To avoid this, I achieve loyalty among my partners/employees through physical presence and shared financial success

I see that you are very proud of yourself for achieving far less than we achieve in a smaller and less lucrative portion of the market

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There, easy.

We found the guy who consults on and writes mission and value statements for a living.

Edited May 12, 2022 by MuellerHorn

[Octavian 1025]

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

Well I guess that’s that, then? Although a four day visit is probably longer than most people expected this to go. Perhaps this will be an Ochaun Mathis situation but in our favor.

[Thiefery 4995]

39 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Skips leg day. Do not want. 

I'll allow it since they are the same size as Vernon Broughton's

[SarksJuggs 1106]

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

[Bevo 13577]

I would do a sign and trade deal with Alabama for Will Anderson.

[Fondren & Main 6717]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm way older than 33 and it's really not that hard to understand

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Retain partners/employees so that your competition doesn't poach them and outcompete you in the marketplace (or, alternatively, they do not begin their own competitive ventures)

To avoid this, I achieve loyalty among my partners/employees through physical presence and shared financial success

I see that you are very proud of yourself for achieving far less than we achieve in a smaller and less lucrative portion of the market

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There, easy.

You know I used to really not like you as a poster.  I’ve gotta be honest, you used to really aggravate me.  But, now, I’m gonna re-use this from an earlier post.

 

[TexasGolf 4903]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Since Sunday night or Monday morning

So undefeated ?

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

God dammit can you imagine how much better we would have been for the last 40 years if we’d always been paying players like this. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

God dammit can you imagine how much better we would have been for the last 40 years if we’d always been paying players like this. 

We seem to pay coaches pretty good. That hasn’t had any positive impact.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

So did we get him? 

[nycHorn 3008]

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

[pacman 7355]

The only way to end a surly slap fight is bewbs.

[Bevo 13577]

16 minutes ago, NoName said:

if hudson card starts game 1 we are megafucked.

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

[Nope 3114]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

I don’t think we have enough defense to care who starts at QB in game 2

[Post Oak 20213]

36 minutes ago, pacman said:

The only way to end a surly slap fight is bewbs.

Big nostrils.  4/10. WnB

[Bevo 13577]

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Big nostrils.  4/10. WnB

 

 

[irishtexan 11519]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

17 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It was a serious question for me. If we get 10 billionaires to chip in $1,000,000.00 each that's like me donating tree fidy

All we need is one male nurse. 

[Fondren & Main 6717]

31 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

I believe that is a matchup specific assessment of Texas' outlook. Though I could be wrong

[Fondren & Main 6717]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

OL is better than the one Colt had in 2009.

[UncleBuck 6454]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

Cancel the season I'm scared omg!

 

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Cancel the season I'm scared omg!

 

 

 

It’ll be ok, little buddy. 

[Reese Bennett 3612]

5 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

We pay coaches WELL, you anarchist. Speak The Queen’s English, good man. We are not barbarians. We are gentlemen! 

Hear, hear! We gentlemen of Surly are legion and we have numerous gentlemen’s clubs throughout the land to prove it.