2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Longhornlove 5,195]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I think he's pretty much a weasel, myself. But, he's an awfully voluminous poster and, in the end, we see eye-to-eye on the best way to continually fuck up a recruiting forum. We're in the business of posting recruiting news, rumors, and non sequiturs, Longhornlove. That is a responsibility we have to take pretty seriously.

So, what's your point? I was in a conversation about a recruit when he rudely butted in. Are you accusing me of something?

[MoJames 8,258]

26 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Let me help you out there, dipshit. You always want to get the last visit. We have the last visit. 

Just like Neyor.

[HenryJames 67,323]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Are you accusing me of something?

He's accusing you of being a coelacanth.

[Codaxx 6,243]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

to be clear, you watched any Texas games this year...and determined that the team's largest need is defensive end, not linebacker?

and beyond that, the choice is a guy who is a good but not great DE vs a guy who was a dang good LB but stuck behind the next great Bama pass rusher (Dallas Turner)?

I actually think this would be a great debate. I believe Babers had a stat that opposing offenses were running for over a 10 yards a carry on the right or left D gap against Texas (I think that was after Kansas, but dont quote me on that). The inability to contain the run or show any sign of pass rush was really high on the list of defensive problems. Scary to say that Texas really missed Jones on defense this year. Having a player that understands the idea of contain, does not fly up field opening lanes underneath him (Ovie), and could provide a pass rush could really help things.  Though this argument is a bit odd, as both Mathis and Sanders play on the edge. 

[sidis 10,013]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

So, what's your point? I was in a conversation about a recruit when he rudely butted in. Are you accusing me of something?

 

[Longhornlove 5,195]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He's accusing you of being a coelacanth.

That is an extremely obscure reference that I had to google and still don't completely understand. Thanks for those 3 minutes of my life I will regret eternally.

[dcar00 14,947]

46 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Fuck.  Seems like most of the players in the portal rarely make all of their visits.

 

unlike a high school recruit(and whoever the HS competitors are for a spot) who can't sign until a certain date, its easier to say to a transfer that we want you but if you can't commit today we are moving on, putting the pressure on the guy because he and his potential competition can commit right away.

the old "you might lose your spot" thing can be a very short process.

as it relates to your point, it seems it might be better to have the early visit on a transfer unlike with HS guy.

[closetojumping 65,379]

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

So, what's your point? I was in a conversation about a recruit when he rudely butted in. Are you accusing me of something?

My original point was BO&W is a low-functioning dufus and if he's someone causing you angst here, you're not doing it right, should push away from your monitor for a bit, change your handle out of the shame of it, and start over again in a couple of years. By then, our resident incel will have probably driven his early 80's Chevy van into a crowd of women at an anti-Trump rally and you can go back to your inane posting habits with impunity.

My second point was tangential for my own entertainment and also - whoosh.

[dcar00 14,947]

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

So, what's your point? I was in a conversation about a recruit when he rudely butted in. Are you accusing me of something?

he's accusing you of touching yourself...

[texifornia 59,010]

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He's accusing you of being a coelacanth.

Coelacanth, coelenterate, it's a goddamn marine biology lesson up in here.

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

 

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

That is an extremely obscure reference that I had to google and still don't completely understand. Thanks for those 3 minutes of my life I will regret eternally.

Tell us all you're new and don't actually read most of the recruiting board without actually spelling it out explicitly. 

[Longhornlove 5,195]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

My original point was BO&W is a low-functioning dufus and if he's someone causing you angst here, you're not doing it right, should push away from your monitor for a bit, change your handle out of the shame of it, and start over again in a couple of years. By then, our resident incel will have probably driven his early 80's Chevy van into a crowd of women at an anti-Trump rally and you can go back to your inane posting habits with impunity.

My second point was tangential for my own entertainment and also - whoosh.

Thanks for clearing that up......I think. Like I said, I won't change and neither will he. I'm pretty sure you will continue being you as well, as this post is substantial evidence. Nothing will change, nothing to see here.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,087]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Coelacanth, coelenterate, it's a goddamn marine biology lesson up in here.

Now you're going to summon casual encounter

[C-Man 27,777]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

In the thread about Sanders:

 

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

To add on to this, OB had a note last night saying GP was on campus in a working capacity. The job posting that is presumed to be for GP has a start date of 1/16 so probably no announcement before then. They expect him to be around this weekend for any visits that occur

Nothing else worthwhile on OB

If Patterson is brought on as an analyst and not a regular assistant, he's not able to directly recruit, right? Or maybe I have that wrong? Does it matter that these guys aren't HS players?

[Herbie Hancock 7,489]

Thanks for clearing that up......I think. Like I said, I won't change and neither will he. I'm pretty sure you will continue being you as well, as this post is substantial evidence. Nothing will change, nothing to see here.

Then shut the fuck up already you menstruating snatchweasel.

[Longhornlove 5,195]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Tell us all you're new and don't actually read most of the recruiting board without actually spelling it out explicitly. 

I've been out lately and missed many pages, just jumped into the cold end of the pool. Sorry, Busy with life and work. Just getting back to normal after the Hollidays. I apologize for missing the obscure reference.

[Texas Wahoo 3,631]

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Just like Neyor.

Tennessee had the last scheduled visit in that case (although he committed before taking them) - so maybe it did work out?

[texifornia 59,010]

That's a familiar name

 

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

On 5/26/2021 at 6:37 PM, closetojumping said:

You guys are just fucking brutal on BO&W. He's one of those posters where I generally don't have a negative view and then I see you assholes just fucking raging at him at times and I find myself thinking "what thread(s) did this guy post nudes of himself on in order to drive this kind of rabid response from these people?"

In short, you're all a bunch of meanies and BO&W seems fine enough. 

 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My original point was BO&W is a low-functioning dufus and if he's someone causing you angst here, you're not doing it right, should push away from your monitor for a bit, change your handle out of the shame of it, and start over again in a couple of years. By then, our resident incel will have probably driven his early 80's Chevy van into a crowd of women at an anti-Trump rally and you can go back to your inane posting habits with impunity.

My second point was tangential for my own entertainment and also - whoosh.

 

My my, how things change. Is this one of those times we're you're constantly reassessing after acquiring more information?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm sure many will agree with me when they are thrilled you've come around if for no other reason that CTJ - White Knight of the 9.95 Board was a really, really disconcerting feeling for the rest of us. 

Edited January 12, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[Huckleberry 34,578]

26 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not that it makes a huge difference, but I guess Hudson is sticking around?  Going to grind out his business degree?  

Waiting for the first report of Card taking snaps at WR in spring.

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Now you're going to summon casual encounter

He's not going to get that reference. 

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

If Patterson is brought on as an analyst and not a regular assistant, he's not able to directly recruit, right? Or maybe I have that wrong? Does it matter that these guys aren't HS players?

He can't contact kids off-campus and he can't hit the road. But he can be around everyone when they're on campus. Think Michael Huff showing off his lambos when kids hit campus. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,087]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Waiting for the first report of Card taking snaps at WR in spring.

but are his hands big enough to catch a college ball? /s

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Waiting for the first report of Card taking snaps at WR in spring.

He'll probably be in his 6th Covid protocol by spring. 

[Octavian 1,025]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's a familiar name

 

Weird. I thought Texas Tech had the greatest OC and greatest QB room in the country. Who would want to transfer out of there?? What a moron!

[Teryor 4,991]

Yikes Franklin

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Yikes Franklin

Yes. No one will replace those 350 yards he had...

 

Now's his chance to cheerfully reunite with Drayton at Temple. 

[Tex Pete 21,483]

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

I understand Tom Herman is recruiting Cain to the Bears.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

27 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Just like Neyor.

 

That don’t make a shit. This isn’t some rando Wyoming receiver. This is a Texas kid, and there’s smoke from multiple players on the roster with Alabama ties.

I said calculator goddamnit. 

[dcar00 14,947]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

If Patterson is brought on as an analyst and not a regular assistant, he's not able to directly recruit, right? Or maybe I have that wrong? Does it matter that these guys aren't HS players?

do you actually think there are still rules in college football?  the NCAA is done as an enforcement arm.  it's pretty much self enforcement now, which hopefully we are done with(see Plonsky, et al).

Saban had analysts coaching on the sidelines in a national championship game.

[Scholz 12,305]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

do you actually think there are still rules in college football? 

This.  Nothing is illegal.  Tampering?  Ehh.  Illegal contact?  Nah.

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

2 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

That don’t make a shit. This isn’t some rando Wyoming receiver. This is a Texas kid, and there’s smoke from multiple players on the roster with Alabama ties.

I said calculator goddamnit. 

The players were probably tweeting about Billingsly...

[40acredropout 2,911]

40 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not that it makes a huge difference, but I guess Hudson is sticking around?  Going to grind out his business degree?  

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Might as well.  It's a damn good degree to have. 

[MoJames 8,258]

If you do start a new handle, you can use a different Alice Goodwin avatar. Some options.

[Bevo 13,870]

20 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Then shut the fuck up already you menstruating snatchweasel.

I think my penis is a snatchweasel. Is that bad?

[MoJames 8,258]

5 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

That don’t make a shit. This isn’t some rando Wyoming receiver. This is a Texas kid, and there’s smoke from multiple players on the roster with Alabama ties.

I said calculator goddamnit. 

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

[texifornia 59,010]

7 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

That don’t make a shit. This isn’t some rando Wyoming receiver. This is a Texas kid, and there’s smoke from multiple players on the roster with Alabama ties.

I said calculator goddamnit. 

Were you under the impression Neyor is from Lamar High School in Arlington, Wyoming?

[FloridaHorn 4,886]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. No one will replace those 350 yards he had...

 

Now's his chance to cheerfully reunite with Drayton at Temple. 

 

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I understand Tom Herman is recruiting Cain to the Bears.

Tough decision, he should just flip a coin.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

oh ffs

[Longhornlove 5,195]

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

If you do start a new handle, you can use a different Alice Goodwin avatar. Some options.

I would probably have to go with Nata Lee. I'm smitten with that dirty Russian.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

If you do start a new handle, you can use a different Alice Goodwin avatar. Some options.

Ehhh. Not into the whole chola look with the thin eyebrows. 6/10

[Longhornlove 5,195]

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ehhh. Not into the whole chola look with the thin eyebrows. 6/10

She has eyebrows? Huh. So she does.

[Tex-19 3,013]

Dart and Trigg supposed to visit Ole Miss after OU now. Btw if we don't have Billingsley locked up we should be all over Trigg (Todd Orlando tackling warning)...

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

By then, our resident incel will have probably driven his early 80's Chevy van into a crowd of women at an anti-Trump rally and you can go back to your inane posting habits with impunity.

This is some prescient shit

[TxTower 686]

Drew Sanders and Mario Williams please.

That is all.


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[Jamaal.25 587]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Fuck, he's white?! Chalk up another L, I guess..

[Vertigo 20,492]

1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Let me help you out there, dipshit. You always want to get the last visit. We have the last visit. 
 

Unless he doesn't make it to the last visit.. 

[NoName 17,146]

55 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Thanks for clearing that up......I think. Like I said, I won't change and neither will he. I'm pretty sure you will continue being you as well, as this post is substantial evidence. Nothing will change, nothing to see here.

i mean, CTJ has been basically the same dude online for like 20 years?

[NoName 17,146]

49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He can't contact kids off-campus and he can't hit the road. But he can be around everyone when they're on campus. Think Michael Huff showing off his lambos when kids hit campus. 

is the GP version of this holding a pickers circle at the 50 yard line during OVs?

[Longhornlove 5,195]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

i mean, CTJ has been basically the same dude online for like 20 years?

I just pictured him using dial up to get into AOL chatrooms with relentless diatribe. Kinda funny actually. Made myself chuckle.