2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

[Goodman 3282]

11 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

They announced on the podcast today that it is fully funded now.

I did not hear them say fully funded, great news if true.

[realgreggym 838]

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So take care of our guys and get the portal guys great deals for coming to Texas and it’s not our fucking problem. Did you think women showing more than their ankles was gonna ruin this country too? Fuck. 

There will always be kids that are going to feel disrespected. Its going to affect most if not all schools. I am a huge proponent for a woman showing everything that she would like to show.

[Barbacoa 1934]

Ok good now tell the walk ons just kidding and use their money for the Future Texas Tight Ends From Florida NIL Fund. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

If everyone is comfortable putting in about 500 a month I think this plan will work. 

"Support Texas Football players legally for only the price of a cup of coffee*!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*filled with two ounces of weed

[JesusSweatDuck 18094]

20 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Really enjoying the continuing trend of changing avatars to other poster's actual faces. Well done, @JesusSweatDuck 

"JuSt LoOkInG oUt FoR tHe KiDs"

When you root for Texas in the NIL age, allowing the free market to work is a positive. Let's not overthink.

@immamac's pic looks more like Jesus than my previous one, so I thought it worked

[irishtexan 11712]

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That’s good news. Now, everyone DOUBLE their contribution so we can do another position group. Maybe double and another quarter since the WR group is bigger. If everyone is comfortable putting in about 500 a month I think this plan will work. 

Comes with a "Barbacoa Approved Not-Broke-Ass-Bitch" flare for your handle. Very exclusive.

[SydneyCarton 49477]

31 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

There will always be kids that are going to feel disrespected. Its going to affect most if not all schools. I am a huge proponent for a woman showing everything that she would like to show.

Kids already feel disrespected for dozens of reasons. Touches, playing time, yelled at in practice. It’s already reality. 

[futureman 22694]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Kids already feel disrespected for dozens of reasons. Touches, playing time, yelled at in practice. It’s already reality. 

it’s because they’re soft. and getting softer. in another 20 years it’ll just be walking pussies out there on the field.  

[HenryJames 67329]

[Tree Fidy 1207]

Comes with a "Barbacoa Approved Not-Broke-Ass-Bitch" flare for your handle. Very exclusive.

Whatever, that broke ass bitch is only in for $10/month.

[Bevo 13870]

44 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Whatever, that broke ass bitch is only in for $10/month.

$10 makes you a war daddy?

[El Compadre 774]

53 minutes ago, Bevo said:

$10 makes you a war daddy?

Have you seen the price on barbacoa lately? $10 gets you a seat at the kids table with the little corn tortillas.

[ClubWhatever 12291]

I don’t know anything, but Good Brock told Kurt Bowels this week that his brothers were happy at Alabama.  He was asked if they were transferring here and said “I wish”.  

[Vertigo 20492]

10 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Have you seen the price on barbacoa lately? $10 gets you a seat at the kids table with the little corn tortillas.

[WinningIsHard 4171]

2022 transfer thread: no more ass cheeks on these mirrors

[Pato del Muerto 53463]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That’s good news. Now, everyone DOUBLE their contribution so we can do another position group. Maybe double and another quarter since the WR group is bigger. If everyone is comfortable putting in about 500 a month I think this plan will work. 

Maybe instead of spending your surplus on shitty end zone seats you should have dumped it into burnt ends. You coulda had syd’s kids. 

[SydneyCarton 49477]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe instead of spending your surplus on shitty end zone seats you should have dumped it into burnt ends. You coulda had syd’s kids. 

Yes, because helping the SEZ get built did nothing for Texas football and recruiting. Maybe you should find $10 bucks a month for Burnt Ends before you criticize how other people spend their money on the UT program. Can’t give up 2 trips to whataburger?

Edited September 11, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[Enchubben 5600]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe you should find $10 bucks a month for Burnt Ends before you criticize how other people spend their money. Can’t give up 2 trips to whataburger?

Feel like anyone with rep over 1k without flair should be chastised at this point. 

[Pato del Muerto 53463]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, because helping the SEZ get built did nothing for Texas football and recruiting. Maybe you should find $10 bucks a month for Burnt Ends before you criticize how other people spend their money on the UT program. Can’t give up 2 trips to whataburger?

Knew that was coming as I typed my post. No flair for tree fiddy seemed to work fine, but for some reason we have to know who is giving for burnt ends and who isn’t.  

[Huckleberry 34599]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Knew that was coming as I typed my post. No flair for tree fiddy seemed to work fine, but for some reason we have to know who is giving for burnt ends and who isn’t.  

There was flair for tree fiddy. And the point is that your dumb ass criticized how other people were spending money on the program. If you hadn't said that stupid shit then people wouldn't be pointing out that you're not contributing. 

[SydneyCarton 49477]

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Knew that was coming as I typed my post. No flair for tree fiddy seemed to work fine, but for some reason we have to know who is giving for burnt ends and who isn’t.  

I don’t give a shit if someone gives or doesn’t. Until this moment, Duck. But your repeated comments about “shitty” SEZ seats and wasting money on the program because it’s not spent in a way YOU think is good, is beyond stupid and deserves to be roundly mocked. And when you add in you don’t spend shit yourself, well, yeah it should be met with disdain and contempt. 

As for the seats, you don’t have any concept of my motivations or return on investment are with those seats. My preferred method of watching college ball is a sports bar with my buddies with some talent to eyeball, or at a house with booze and food, and specifically in a climate controlled setting. But you know what, I had an opportunity to invest in UT, and take my son and my wife to games so we can have that experience as a family and make memories for years to come. So I did it. And I’ve been real happy with the experience so far. 
 

As for the NIL, a couple things. 1) The capital donation contract I had to sign to commit to the SEZ was literally 3 years ago, before the NIL was even a thing. So your entire logic about where my money should have gone is fucking retarded and impossible, dumbass. 2) I’ve also given a lot of my time the last 3 months trying to get Texas turned in the right direction on the NIL, which I’m guessing is a lot more than almost anyone here has done. But there are others who have too, some on threads around here who have also been getting mocked. So yeah, I’m not really going to entertain second guessing about my time and money when you don’t know jack fucking shit about it, so fuck right off. 
 

But I’m glad you’ve put it on the record that you don’t think the SEZ and upgraded facilities are important for the program and recruiting. That’s a real great take, I’m sure it will be well received.

 

now, please back to portal talk. 

Edited September 11, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13430]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t give a shit if someone gives or doesn’t. Until this moment, Duck. But your repeated comments about “shitty” SEZ seats and wasting money on the program because it’s not spent in a way YOU think is good, is beyond stupid and deserves to be roundly mocked. And when you add in you don’t spend shit yourself, well, yeah it should be met with disdain and contempt. 

As for the seats, you don’t have any concept of my motivations or return on investment are with those seats. My preferred method of watching college ball is a sports bar with my buddies with some talent to eyeball, or at a house with booze and food, and specifically in a climate controlled setting. But you know what, I had an opportunity to invest in UT, and take my son and my wife to games so we can have that experience as a family and make memories for years to come. So I did it. And I’ve been real happy with the experience so far. 
 

As for the NIL, a couple things. 1) The capital donation contract I had to sign to commit to the SEZ was literally 3 years ago, before the NIL was even a thing. So your entire logic about where my money should have gone is fucking retarded and impossible, dumbass. 2) I’ve also given a lot of my time the last 3 months trying to get Texas turned in the right direction on the NIL, which I’m guessing is a lot more than almost anyone here has done. But there are others who have too, some on threads around here who have also been getting mocked. So yeah, I’m not really going to entertain second guessing about my time and money when you don’t know jack fucking shit about it, so fuck right off. 
 

But I’m glad you’ve put it on the record that you don’t think the SEZ and upgraded facilities are important for the program and recruiting. That’s a real great take, I’m sure it will be well received.

[Pato del Muerto 53463]

Thought I was just making fun of the poster(s?) that were mocking premium priced end zone seating.  Guess not. 
 

appreciate the diatribe though. 

Edited September 11, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[SydneyCarton 49477]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Thought I was just making fun of the poster(s?) that were mocking premium priced end zone seating.  Guess not. 

The only person interpreting it that way was you, apparently. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18094]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Feel like anyone with rep over 1k without flair should be chastised at this point. 

[Okcool 791]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t give a shit if someone gives or doesn’t. Until this moment, Duck. But your repeated comments about “shitty” SEZ seats and wasting money on the program because it’s not spent in a way YOU think is good, is beyond stupid and deserves to be roundly mocked. And when you add in you don’t spend shit yourself, well, yeah it should be met with disdain and contempt. 

As for the seats, you don’t have any concept of my motivations or return on investment are with those seats. My preferred method of watching college ball is a sports bar with my buddies with some talent to eyeball, or at a house with booze and food, and specifically in a climate controlled setting. But you know what, I had an opportunity to invest in UT, and take my son and my wife to games so we can have that experience as a family and make memories for years to come. So I did it. And I’ve been real happy with the experience so far. 
 

As for the NIL, a couple things. 1) The capital donation contract I had to sign to commit to the SEZ was literally 3 years ago, before the NIL was even a thing. So your entire logic about where my money should have gone is fucking retarded and impossible, dumbass. 2) I’ve also given a lot of my time the last 3 months trying to get Texas turned in the right direction on the NIL, which I’m guessing is a lot more than almost anyone here has done. But there are others who have too, some on threads around here who have also been getting mocked. So yeah, I’m not really going to entertain second guessing about my time and money when you don’t know jack fucking shit about it, so fuck right off. 
 

But I’m glad you’ve put it on the record that you don’t think the SEZ and upgraded facilities are important for the program and recruiting. That’s a real great take, I’m sure it will be well received.

 

now, please back to portal talk. 

This is why I sell my West side seats on StubHub when I can’t make a game lol. I always want Horns in my seats, but it got old losing my shirt on tickets trying to unload them on our own fan sites. I’d venture to say the majority of folks on here don’t have an idea of the premium dollars it takes just to buy season tickets to sit in the stadium, much less the SEZ. SEC move will be eye opening for those folks looking for cheap after market tickets. 

Edited September 11, 2021 by Okcool

[closetojumping 65393]

I remember picking my daughter up for the weekend in my early twenties and having literally less than a $20 to stretch over 2 days, so no judgment from me on people who can’t or won’t participate on NIL stuff. 

That considered, the SEZ experience is the balls. Also proud to see what’s being done with Burnt Ends here. I’ll take the wins where I can find them, personally. 

[nineliveslost 3003]

Maybe it just takes a little time for us old fucks to accept and get accustom to this new world of NIL. Some want to break the door down and rush in , cool. Some want to push the leaders through the door, cool. Some want to just see how shit plays out , cool. We are all fans of Texas. 

I never thought I'd give $ to a Texas fan website, then I did. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

[Funk Doctor Spock 13283]

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, because helping the SEZ get built did nothing for Texas football and recruiting. Maybe you should find $10 bucks a month for Burnt Ends before you criticize how other people spend their money on the UT program. Can’t give up 2 trips to whataburger?

Hilarious you think two trips to whatabuger is $10. That shit is closer to $20. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hilarious you think two trips to whatabuger is $10. That shit is closer to $20. 

Tell me you’re fat without telling me you’re fat

[Funk Doctor Spock 13283]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Tell me you’re fat without telling me you’re fat

I'm not fat at all, actually. I don't even eat whatabuger, but I see their fucking commercials all the got damn time 

[Plorant 895]

[UncleBuck 6455]

Tell me you’re fat without telling me you’re fat

I’m whatasized

[UncleBuck 6455]

Hilarious you think two trips to whatabuger is $10. That shit is closer to $20. 

And that’s just breakfast

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

And that’s just breakfast

Tell me ur a fatty without telling me ur a fatty haha

[El Compadre 774]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

And that’s just breakfast

That breakfast Burger they had going was freaking awesome. You can still order it but the combo is like $12. Worth it though. Especially with the egg over easy.

[TommyGufano 6023]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Tell me you’re fat without telling me you’re fat

What's your order that gets you out in under $7.50?

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

What's your order that gets you out in under $7.50?

For breakfast? That’s easy

[TommyGufano 6023]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

For breakfast? That’s easy

Guess I missed the breakfast qualifier... Seems like that got added to convo after post I quoted

[futureman 22694]

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

What's your order that gets you out in under $7.50?

justaburger with cheese. 

[Texasborn91 1101]

13 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

That breakfast Burger they had going was freaking awesome. You can still order it but the combo is like $12. Worth it though. Especially with the egg over easy.

Those chocolate pies went pretty hard. For like a dollar each.Where tha fuck those go? 

[Tex-19 3013]

Apologies for posting something on-topic, but back to the Brocks..

I have no intel and am naturally skeptical it will happen BUT it honestly makes a ton of sense for them to portal here. I mean, if they were in high school now picking a school fresh, we would almost certainly be the pick. We have Sark/Flood (who they originally committed to so clearly like) instead of Herman/Hand (who they hated), we're their childhood favorite family legacy school, and their bro is a starter likely giving them great feedback on the coaches, etc. 

On top of that, they aren't getting snaps at Bama for years at best. Tommy in particular could possibly be a starter here next year with Kerstetter leaving and Jones still unproven.

[Tex-19 3013]

Would any of these guys actually portal during the season even though they can't play, or is this all post-season stuff?

[Bevo14 8468]

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, because helping the SEZ get built did nothing for Texas football and recruiting. Maybe you should find $10 bucks a month for Burnt Ends before you criticize how other people spend their money on the UT program. Can’t give up 2 trips to whataburger?

Your whataburger budget needs a little fattening. 

[SydneyCarton 49477]

24 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Would any of these guys actually portal during the season even though they can't play, or is this all post-season stuff?

Can’t see a benefit to anyone announcing anything before December, but ideally portalling at semester. 

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

Yeah it would be great and all…

…but I’m not buying it.

[mr. sunshine 2859]

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

What's your order that gets you out in under $7.50?

Sausage and egg breakfast on a bun. I even carry Tabasco in the glove compartment for such occasions 

[TXRed 3585]

I think it’s safe to say Tommy Brockermeyer would definitely be starting if he were to ever transfer here (which now seems stupid to even consider). 

[Hornlover 8940]

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

I think it’s safe to say Tommy Brockermeyer would definitely be starting if he were to ever transfer here (which now seems stupid to even consider). 

Confirmed. Bama's third teamers are better than our first teamers.