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3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

And I’m shocked(!) he’s already declared Sarkfailian a failure.  

These are the kinds of hot takes that cause me to be a subscriber.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I didn’t think the offseason could be more depressing than the actual season but holy fuck was I wrong.

This a terrible take. Maybe we haven’t got everything we wanted but almost all of the schools in the country outside Bama and Georgia would love this class and the transfers we have brought in.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

sarklostagain is such a good nickname that i'm having trouble remembering what his actual last name is.

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

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Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

I’m not exactly sure why I feel like this fits what you wrote, but it just does.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

Oh, crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Would be a huge pickup for whoever gets him.

 

 

 

"A third-party ASU collective that has not yet launched is trying to keep Lole in Tempe."

 

Ah, yes.  How charming.

 

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Posted

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

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Posted
1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

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1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

D. Username

Is that about right?

 

 

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Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

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Pro: They’re going to be able to sell the 23/24 DL recruits on immediate playing time.

Con: it will be after everyone watching a second straight year of shitty Edge/DE play causing multiple L’s.

This defense and DC sucks my taint, and if Patterson can’t convince Mathis to come here then he might as well hit the road along with his sweat towels.

Posted
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t think either head coach had much to do with it

I mean Fatterson’s gotta be smiling right.  Still neg recruiting texas while drawing a paycheck?

Posted
9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

Seems like he would have fit in well here.

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Posted
1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

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