Chris Hansen: No, I won't have a seat - in court

[phdhorn 6224]

Famous perv roto-rooter fails to show at Michigan court hearing regarding a sting operation for larceny in which he <allegedly> (har har) participated.  Warrant out for his (2nd!) arrest.  

https://nbc25news.com/news/local/arrest-warrant-out-for-tv-personality-chris-hansen-after-failing-to-appear-in-mich-court

He was first arrested for buying mugs and all kinda shit for marketing but not paying the man.
https://nbc25news.com/news/entertainment/to-catch-a-predator-host-chris-hansen-arrested-for-larceny



Maybe they should pose as online check clearing service and invite him over for a meeting!
 

Edited July 2, 2021 by phdhorn

[Guest Lobo]

There he is.  Famous.  Works for "Big Media/Fake News."  Part of the international cabal of child sex traffickers.  Perfect ruse because he claims to be trying to bring down the international cabal of child sex traffickers. 

And who brings him down?  Qanon?  Nope.  The Department of Justice?  Nope.  Political leaders sent by God himself to save the children?  Nope.  

A hot check for some personalized coffee mugs.  That's what brings him down.  

I've resisted the notion that we are living in a computer simulation as long as I could.  But c'mon, the fucking software isn't even trying anymore.  

[ABSR 5286]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There he is.  Famous.  Works for "Big Media/Fake News."  Part of the international cabal of child sex traffickers.  Perfect ruse because he claims to be trying to bring down the international cabal of child sex traffickers. 

And who brings him down?  Qanon?  Nope.  The Department of Justice?  Nope.  Political leaders sent by God himself to save the children?  Nope.  

A hot check for some personalized coffee mugs.  That's what brings him down.  

I've resisted the notion that we are living in a computer simulation as long as I could.  But c'mon, the fucking software isn't even trying anymore.  

Whatever AI created the simulation is as lazy as we are.

[fattyflattie 4636]

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[lmao 178]

 

Edited July 3, 2021 by lmao