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gmr548

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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
 
 
Texas beats 0U by 2 TDs+.

Sell. They’re loaded. Texas can win, though I’d favor OU, but I can’t see it being a blow out.

BoS: Texas is undefeated at home (ULL, Rice, Tech, OSU, Kansas, Kansas State)
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Tex Long

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2 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

We need to get out of this fucking conference.

I still see Independence as a viable alternative. Play eight at home every year, keep 0U in Big D, have three away games. Play "name" pushovers (or at least unlikely to be much good, but with History, bitches) instead of no-name tier two teams... say Army, Navy, Air Force instead of Coast Guard Academy, Directional New Mexico, Alaska Tech. 

If only there were as many Texans as there are Catholics.

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Tex Long

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1 minute ago, Royale with cheese said:

But, but . . . Ann Richards will make us take Baylor with us. That'll uneven things.

I'll take that as a 'Sell'. But rumors are that her being dead for 15 years has led to a lowered amount of influence.

 

 

Buy/Sell: Sark gets us into the CFP this season.

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Tex Long

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16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ooohh toss up for me at the moment. Let's see what he can do first few games of the season and against ou. I'm not buying it currently, but I'll rent it for now. 

Well, rent-to-buy is a common response, but that's half an answer. You need to add the next Buy/Sell.

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1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

Based on nothing but my gut:  Buy

Buy or Sell:  The Longhorns have two 1,000 yard running backs this year

Sell.  Bijan will get fed early and often, he hits for 1300 yds.  Keilan and Roshon will split carries.  Neither gets to 1,000.

 

Buy or sell: Jake Smith gets over 500 yards receiving.

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11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Sell.  Bijan will get fed early and often, he hits for 1300 yds.  Keilan and Roshon will split carries.  Neither gets to 1,000.

 

Buy or sell: Jake Smith gets over 500 yards receiving.

Sell: Smith will be recovering from an injury and SC has too many other weapons

Buy or sell: Texas starts the season 6 - 0 and makes the Big 12 championship game.

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16 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Sell: Smith will be recovering from an injury and SC has too many other weapons

Buy or sell: Texas starts the season 6 - 0 and makes the Big 12 championship game.

Buy! Show me a fuckin loss!

Buy or sell: Blow-U sticks with the Rattled QB all year

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USNALonghorn

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22 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Buy, Lightfoot is a stud.

 

Buy or Sell: we finish ahead of ISU in the standings (I say yes)

Buy

Buy or Sell: We hold every opponent not named OU to 31 points or under in regulation. 

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19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Sell.  Not in this conference

 

buy or sell:  both card and Casey finish with over 80 pass attempts

Sell - Casey won't get injured.

 

Buy or Sell - No one player rushes for 100 yards or more against Texas this year (in a single game). 

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28 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Sell.  Not in this conference

 

buy or sell:  both card and Casey finish with over 80 pass attempts

Sell - Even with the No. 2 QB getting lots of garbage time play, not many passes are thrown during garbage time.

Buy or Sell - Texas will have a 1,000 yard WR in 2021.

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6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Sell - Casey won't get injured.

 

Buy or Sell - No one player rushes for 100 yards or more against Texas this year (in a single game). 

Sell. It’ll probably happen 3-4 times No one plays 80’s SEC offense anymore. 

 

B/S: We have any single receiver with 800+ yards and 10 TD’s this year. 

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TexArcher

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7 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Sell. It’ll probably happen 3-4 times No one plays 80’s SEC offense anymore. 

 

B/S: We have any single receiver with 800+ yards and 10 TD’s this year. 

Sell.

B/S: We win every game we're favored in.

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gmr548

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Sell.
B/S: We win every game we're favored in.

Sell. By kickoff, Texas will be favored in every game except Oklahoma, maybe ISU depending on their season, and apparently ULL. Way too many opportunities for that to happen.

Buy or Sell: A team not named Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, Oklahoma, or Notre Dame makes the playoff.
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Shaggy3.0

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21 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

We need to get out of this fucking conference.

Honestly, this rings pretty hollow.  We shouldn't act like bitches if we can't win--much less dominate---said shitty conference.  Let's run off a 15-year conference title streak before talking shit.  

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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Sell. By kickoff, Texas will be favored in every game except Oklahoma, maybe ISU depending on their season, and apparently ULL. Way too many opportunities for that to happen.

Buy or Sell: A team not named Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, Oklahoma, or Notre Dame makes the playoff.

Buy. Stranger things have happened. 

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Tex Long

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2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Buy or Sell:

We witness Alabama vs Clemson pt. 69,420 in the playoff final game.

They're both among the very few teams that get in with a loss, so i'll buy meeting in the playoffs, although I want a little wiggle room that it may not be the final game.

 

 

Buy/Sell: Smith & Epps start and star for USC.

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8 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Honestly, this rings pretty hollow.  We shouldn't act like bitches if we can't win--much less dominate---said shitty conference.  Let's run off a 15-year conference title streak before talking shit.  

My point had nothing to do with wins or losses.    Our home schedule is an abortion: rice, ull, tech, osu and the kansas twins.  Who caaaares.  I could not care less about the Big 12 or any of the teams outside of OUsux.     I want Texas to win, and i will watch, but this conference is an albatross around our necks.

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On 7/9/2021 at 12:41 PM, Tex Long said:

They're both among the very few teams that get in with a loss, so i'll buy meeting in the playoffs, although I want a little wiggle room that it may not be the final game.

 

 

Buy/Sell: Smith & Epps start and star for USC.

Sell.  "Star" is a strong word.

B/S:  Bijan racks up 1,500 all-purpose yards.

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16 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Sell.  "Star" is a strong word.

B/S:  Bijan racks up 1,500 all-purpose yards.

OK, replace "Star" with "Frequently mentioned as contributing to USC's rise".

 

Bijan at 1500 feels doable, particularly because Sark seems to REALLY like throwing to RBs. I'll Buy it.

Buy/Sell: Our QB1 will not sing alone following the 0U game.

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12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

OK, replace "Star" with "Frequently mentioned as contributing to USC's rise".

 

Bijan at 1500 feels doable, particularly because Sark seems to REALLY like throwing to RBs. I'll Buy it.

Buy/Sell: Our QB1 will not sing alone following the 0U game.

Buy for a million reasons.  Namely we are more aligned and cdc will never let that happen again 

 

buy or sell:

 

Jaden Alexis finishes 5th or above in receiving yards for our team

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8 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

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Buy/sell Majors at center all season.

Barring injury on the one hand and Ghirmai learning to snap with any hand, I'd buy it today. 

 

 

 

Buy/Sell: Sark falls off the wagon and/or stage before this season ends.

 

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On 7/9/2021 at 7:28 AM, Shaggy3.0 said:

Honestly, this rings pretty hollow.  We shouldn't act like bitches if we can't win--much less dominate---said shitty conference.  Let's run off a 15-year conference title streak before talking shit.  

That and every other conference is 70% also rans too.  You'd just be playing similarly non-needle moving schools that traveled farther to do it.

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