Finally something we can all agree on. Heinz doing God's work.

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

@RPM There are other ways, but I do not reccomend . . . 

Spoiler

 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Ketchup only goes on fried foods.  Only children put ketchup on hot dogs and hamburgers.  Only dumbasses put ketchup on eggs and steak.  Fight me.

No thanks. You eat like someone who’s undefeated in fights

[hobbes2702 13045]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Agreed.

I made a Texas version of it once and I think that one meal led to my heart blockage.

Texas Style Sonoran Hot Dog:

• Smoke a hot link wrapped in pepper bacon and put it on a toasted bolillo roll.

Top with:

• Yellow Mustard
• Grilled Onions and Jalapenos
• Chili
• Queso

 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

On 7/9/2021 at 10:26 AM, South Austin said:

Heinz does make mustard, which is perfectly appropriate for a hot dog.

 

On 7/9/2021 at 10:31 AM, Ghost of LL said:

They also make pickle relish, which is fantastic on a hot dog right alongside mustard.

Yeah but neither their mustard nor their pickle relish is all that good. Their ketchup and malt vinegar are the only products of theirs that I buy and that’s just for French fries

For yellow mustard I buy Plochman’s. I keep Zatarain’s Creole mustard on hand and Silver Spring chipotle mustard (best chipotle mustard I’ve found). I’ve got a jar of Gulden’s spicy brown mustard in the fridge but they seem to be more like Dijon than they used to. I use that for salad dressing. I prefer French’s for spicy brown. And then I always have a few other varieties on hand that I’m trying. Never Heinz.

Anyway, CBS News had a piece on the hot dog and bun issue recently, maybe over the weekend. I can’t recall. They said the eight bun packs were started a long time ago because they made four buns per pan. At the time you bought your wieners/sausages individually from the meat market so it wasn’t an issue. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Back to the original issue I'm a little confused.  When I buy hot dogs, the buns have 8 buns in the pack, and the hot dogs have 8 hot dogs in the pack.  So am I missing something?

Oh and JCI chili dogs ftw.  Fuck that shitty weird yankee chicago dog crap.

Edited July 17, 2021 by Moby Ric

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

Did I secretly discover a time machine and today actual is April 1?

[Hate 20113]

On 7/9/2021 at 11:10 AM, washparkhorn said:

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Back to the original issue I'm a little confused.  When I buy hot dogs, the buns have 8 buns in the pack, and the hot dogs have 8 hot dogs in the pack.  So am I missing something?

Oh and JCI chili dogs ftw.  Fuck that shitty weird yankee chicago dog crap.

What brand of hot dogs are you buying?

[Parliament 14260]

On 7/9/2021 at 2:02 PM, RPM said:

Back in my trucking days I used to make the gutbomb. 1/4 lb fuelstop roller dog with mayo, mustard, japs, onions and pickles. Occasionally nacho cheese if I needed an extra catalyst. I was not going to sleep for the next 6-8 hours guaranteed. Now before you raise the no mayo on a hotdog pennant, the whole point was to get unholy things to unleash deep within. Sometimes, you gotta make sacrifices for the greater good.

How often did you poop yourself?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 7/8/2021 at 4:36 PM, mdleast said:

I am strangely aroused, and hungry.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 7/9/2021 at 11:02 AM, South Austin said:

It takes a special kind of loser to put sweet relish on a hot dog.

I also discovered later in life that sauerkraut is fantastic.

 

Guldens brown mustard, sweet (or dill if there's no sweet ) relish, onions, on a toasted bun.

Fuck the sweet relish haters.  Your day of reckoning will come.........

Edited July 17, 2021 by Onboard 2.0

[Parliament 14260]

Kraut, cheddar, onion, ketchup, mustard.  Disagree with me, and it's pistols at dawn.

[Moby Ric 2058]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What brand of hot dogs are you buying?

Ball Park Franks for your run of the mill Hot Dog, 8 in the pack.  Buns are Ms. Bairds, 8 in the pack.  I don't buy the sausage dogs like the HEB brand, which are damn good, but there are only 6 in the package.

[Surly Bevo 25049]

Trader Joe’s makes a solid plain yellow mustard if you can’t come by the Whataburger stuff. 

[TKthunder2 4992]

On 7/16/2021 at 9:26 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

For yellow mustard I buy Plochman’s. I keep Zatarain’s Creole mustard on hand and Silver Spring chipotle mustard (best chipotle mustard I’ve found). I’ve got a jar of Gulden’s spicy brown mustard in the fridge but they seem to be more like Dijon than they used to. I use that for salad dressing. I prefer French’s for spicy brown. And then I always have a few other varieties on hand that I’m trying. Never Heinz.

We have similar tastes, knowing that if you haven’t tried this then you’re missing out. http://www.jackdanielsmustards.com

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

13 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

We have similar tastes, knowing that if you haven’t tried this then you’re missing out. http://www.jackdanielsmustards.com

I’ve seen it. I’ll give it a try. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

Article is worth reading beyond the headline. 

Based on that "every hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life expectancy" article that was circulating a couple of months ago, this lady took 9.175 days off of her life for this contest. 

 

[idigTexas 2289]

55 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Article is worth reading beyond the headline. 

Based on that "every hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life expectancy" article that was circulating a couple of months ago, this lady took 9.175 days off of her life for this contest. 

 

Not only that, assuming a 1:1 relationship of dog to dog stand, she ate over 10 hotdogs a day over those five weeks.  I'm getting that "one too many hot dogs" feeling in my stomach just thinking about it, and I love hot dogs.  

Edited October 22, 2021 by idigTexas
OU suks

[InkaUtexas 25986]

57 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Article is worth reading beyond the headline. 

Based on that "every hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life expectancy" article that was circulating a couple of months ago, this lady took 9.175 days off of her life for this contest. 

 

[RollLeft 5045]

On 7/9/2021 at 11:10 AM, washparkhorn said:

yasss

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

18 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Not only that, assuming a 1:1 relationship of dog to dog stand, she ate over 10 hotdogs a day over those five weeks.  I'm getting that "one too many hot dogs" feeling in my stomach just thinking about it, and I love hot dogs.  

Same. 

Years ago, I made a new years resolution to eat more hot dogs, because resolutions should also be about doing things you like, not just quitting vices or whatever. My resolution was also inspired in part by this op-ed piece that was printed in the Onion, purportedly written by Christopher Walken, but who really knows. It predates the Internet, and there is no official record of it online. It's worth clicking to embiggen. 

I attended a lot of concerts and sporting events that year, and I think I clocked in with an average of something just shy of 10 a month, which I was pretty proud of at the time. 

Seems pretty mundane in comparison to what that lady (and the two runner ups) accomplished. 

 

Edited October 22, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Clackles 276]

16 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Same. 

Years ago, I made a new years resolution to eat more hot dogs 

That’s fucking awesome.  I now have my answer anytime some dipshit asks me about my New Years resolution.

[achooloco 1072]

How y’all feel about Colombian hotdogs? Seems like sacrilege amongst y’all but them fuckers legit like ousux and scoreboard on aggy

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

10 minutes ago, achooloco said:

How y’all feel about Colombian hotdogs? Seems like sacrilege amongst y’all but them fuckers legit like ousux and scoreboard on aggy

They're all good hot dogs, Brent. 

[956 Worldwide 34715]

15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Same. 

Years ago, I made a new years resolution to eat more hot dogs, because resolutions should also be about doing things you like, not just quitting vices or whatever. My resolution was also inspired in part by this op-ed piece that was printed in the Onion, purportedly written by Christopher Walken, but who really knows. It predates the Internet, and there is no official record of it online. It's worth clicking to embiggen. 

I attended a lot of concerts and sporting events that year, and I think I clocked in with an average of something just shy of 10 a month, which I was pretty proud of at the time. 

Seems pretty mundane in comparison to what that lady (and the two runner ups) accomplished. 

 

You are a great American, sir. 

[RDCanecutter 26452]

On 7/9/2021 at 10:02 AM, South Austin said:

I also discovered later in life that sauerkraut is fantastic.

Late in life? No. Your life started on the day you found that out.

[UTGrad98 2280]

I dip my chili dogs in ketchup. They taste better that way. Same with Mexican hotdogs. Not sure what the debate is. Ketchup on hotdogs make them taste better. Just like A-1 on filets make them taste better. 

[WBT 20615]

On 7/16/2021 at 9:59 PM, Moby Ric said:

Back to the original issue I'm a little confused.  When I buy hot dogs, the buns have 8 buns in the pack, and the hot dogs have 8 hot dogs in the pack.  So am I missing something?

Same.  This seems like a "what's the deal with airline food" situation.