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2 hours ago, Amos Moses said:

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who’s having sex with the hen?

That’s perverse.

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7 hours ago, elfenix said:

and you clearly ain't got no crystal ball

He had a million dollars but his, his wife spent it all (on chickens).

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Many years ago my grandfather wanted to raise pigs.  Captured what he thought were 5 sows.... Well, one wasn't.  3 years later he had like 60 pigs.  Granny was not amused.  

/CSB

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On 7/12/2021 at 10:37 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I went to lowes for some black caulk.  Asking the lady in the paint department had the same effect.

Have also done this.   Also, more recently than I care to admit, I used the term hand job while trying to convey some intricate work done by hand on a board call.  Pretty sure I was the only one who chuckled audibly. 

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Turns out 2 more the "hens" are also roosters. 

Also found out that the place the eggs were from will take the roosters back and give us hatchlings in return. So that's the plan. 

I'm tired of these literal 6:30 a.m. wake up calls, gotta get these damn birds sent to the farm. 

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3 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Lol, did she buy straight run chicks?

No clue. We got hatchlings when they were 6-8 weeks old from a friend of the wife who hatched them, not from a store with guaranteed hens. She (the friend) had no idea the sex of the chickens. But the place the eggs came from will take them back. 

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3 hours ago, hornian said:

Turns out 2 more the "hens" are also roosters. 

Also found out that the place the eggs were from will take the roosters back and give us hatchlings in return. So that's the plan. 

I'm tired of these literal 6:30 a.m. wake up calls, gotta get these damn birds sent to the farm. 

I don’t recommend you go to Key West for vacation. 
Eat the roosters. You’re going to trade an adult rooster for a baby rooster. Bad trade, amigo. 

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4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

How many HDMI ports does your rooster have?

Like, 7? 8? I don't know. Whatever it takes to get the damn things out of my yard.

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So you are basically taking the chicks, feeding/raising them and then returning them full grown for another chick? If you decide to do that with cows or pigs let me know.

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16 minutes ago, EE2B said:

So you are basically taking the chicks, feeding/raising them and then returning them full grown for another chick? If you decide to do that with cows or pigs let me know.

My wife is in charge, so I'll give her your screen name if she decides to go that route. 

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2 minutes ago, hornian said:

My wife is in charge, so I'll give her your screen name if she decides to go that route. 

Does she know what a straight run of chicks is?

nevermind, I read above. 

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does she know what a straight run of chicks is?

nevermind, I read above. 

I didn't marry her for her homesteading knowledge. Laura Ingalls Wilder, she is not. 

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On 7/19/2021 at 12:26 PM, hornian said:

Turns out 2 more the "hens" are also roosters. 

 

How do you know that they are cocks?

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Are you sure it was a rooster and not a hen that identifies as a rooster? Did you ask the rooster for their pronouns before you jumped to conclusions?

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