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Are you angry feminine hygiene products have not kept up with the times?

Do you believe the patriarchy has not given the further development of these products the attention they deserve?

Well I've got good news for you and your vaginas!  The future is now.

https://jewelpads.com/Home/?mitem=30876

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

graphene is actually some very cool stuff. 

Indeed. Never knew they were using the stuff in beaver dams, however

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Nobel prize winning material graphene?  They're giving awards to materials now?
 
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Graphene.

Caution: Graphene may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Reign contains a Graphene liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue Graphene use if any of the following occurs: Itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremites, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

If Graphene begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Graphene may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Graphene should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Graphene, Reign, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
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12 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fail Falling Down GIF by America's Funniest Home Videos

OP thinking he was funny but nooooope. Nobody laughs at menstral jokes, dumbass.  

Menstrual shows just aren't funny anymore. They're a thing of the past.

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On 7/10/2021 at 12:58 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Mods: please move to Douchbag-Adjacent Central. 

The topic is bloody vaginas, so probably aggy thread, maybe ou too.

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On 7/11/2021 at 11:35 AM, Gatorubet said:


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Graphene.

Caution: Graphene may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Reign contains a Graphene liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue Graphene use if any of the following occurs: Itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremites, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

If Graphene begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Graphene may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Graphene should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Graphene, Reign, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Graphene.

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