Barstool Pizza Reviews

[Rip76 4,946]

I was down a few weeks ago with some type of flu bug, and for whatever reason I started watching the Barstool Pizza Reviews.  (Honestly I never saw one before).

I knew who he was, I just never saw these before.  I’ve watched like 300 of them now. It’s good mindless BS in a time when we need some good mindless BS.

Anyway, these are a couple of my faves. (He’s got some pretty decent comedic timing).

This one is just random crazy.  (The WWII veteran is the best part)

 

Oakley Blades

 

Anyway, I know he’s padding pockets, but it seems like he’s helping out some places that may have had some hard times during Covid.

[futureman 22,517]

any links to texas joints?

[elfenix 34,331]

easily the best thing on barstool

[Scraps 13,570]

Lol I watched about 70 of these last year one day when my job was shut down from Covid

[Gatorubet 30,277]

I was down a few weeks ago with some type of flu bug

[ztejas 43,526]

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

[TheUofTexas 13]

any links to texas joints?

He did one for Home Slice awhile back. Unfortunately he was not a fan

https://onebite.app/restaurant/home-slice-pizza-austin-tx-dd87540e/review/8d46bd26-f878-4073-9331-219105987127

[futureman 22,517]

8 minutes ago, TheUofTexas said:

He did one for Home Slice awhile back. Unfortunately he was not a fan

https://onebite.app/restaurant/home-slice-pizza-austin-tx-dd87540e/review/8d46bd26-f878-4073-9331-219105987127

lulz. portnoy is awesome.

[Rip76 4,946]

Portnoy and Matthew before the Texas/LSU game.

Talking about how Texas and Michigan are both in the doldrums.

 

[Rip76 4,946]

This is a really good review.  And “Davey Pageviews,” gets me every time.

 

[Post Oak 20,254]

I like this one.  Some employee tells him to leave.  He trashes the review. "What a mistake that guy made.". Nearly ruined their business.

 

[Landomatic 3,813]

Welp, there's a couple hours of my life I'll never get back

[Dutch 4,474]

"One bite... [takes five bites]... 'Errbody knows the rules."  

Another classic review.

 

Edited July 13, 2021 by Dutch

[NWBuck 8,577]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

This. Key and Peele's edition is just incredible...

[DDD Dad 14,346]

13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I like this one.  Some employee tells him to leave.  He trashes the review. "What a mistake that guy made.". Nearly ruined their business.

 

Dave P seems like he's a douche.

[Scraps 13,570]

Well yeah...he is

[BurntOrange&White 39,943]

Barstool Sports > ESPN

[Hook1997 5,397]

https://youtu.be/gpP4R4w7ZWo

 

The armless crackhead strolls by pulling luggage.   

Edited July 13, 2021 by Hook1997

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

Post Malone is my favorite of what I've seen so far.

[Landomatic 3,813]

4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Dave P seems like he's a douche.

 

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

Well yeah...he is

When you’re worth $120 mil, you can act however the fuck you want

[CycleTex87 2,980]

The one with Gronk is pretty good. 

[Scraps 13,570]

I am going to Chicago this weekend so wanted to see his for Lou's and Giordano's

I got a kick out of this one because of Bob Ross guy. Fucker was quick to take that shit

https://onebite.app/restaurant/giordanos-chicago-il-f9648f5b

[Rip76 4,946]

25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am going to Chicago this weekend so wanted to see his for Lou's and Giordano's

I got a kick out of this one because of Bob Ross guy. Fucker was quick to take that shit

https://onebite.app/restaurant/giordanos-chicago-il-f9648f5b
 

That was gold.

[Scraps 13,570]

That was gold.

Bird killer gives it a 10

[Rip76 4,946]

Special guest - Bon Jovi

 

 

[Okie State 3,821]

These are surprisingly entertaining.

[Rip76 4,946]

18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

These are surprisingly entertaining.

Yes.  I just enjoy him opening the door and saying, “Ok, Frankie.”

It’s mindless, but I need that sometimes.

[Scraps 13,570]

If you get real bored he was doing this for frozen pizza too....i watched a good 15 of those last year too lol

[elfenix 34,331]

When you’re worth $120 mil, you can act however the fuck you want

I remember when it was just him and Jenna Marbles doing stupid shit

[Murfdogg21 4,419]

46 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you get real bored he was doing this for frozen pizza too....i watched a good 15 of those last year too lol

Yeah he was stuck with frozen pizzas when NYC got locked down. Then small restaurants started fedexing him samples to get some press, which he seemed happy to do. When he got fed up with lockdowns, he and barstool raised millions for small businesses around the country. 
 

He had a somewhat funny bit 6 months ago that started when someone inadvertently shared his home address and people started sending him random shit. He had these live unboxings and package openings on Facebook. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Di Faras in Brooklyn is the highest individual pizza score I’ve seen

One of the most entertaining ones is when he went to Big Lous in San Antonio.

He claims new haven CT as pizza capital of the world…don’t watch on an empty stomach


Jacks frozen pizza review is the best

[Da Fino 2,783]

Yeah he was stuck with frozen pizzas when NYC got locked down. Then small restaurants started fedexing him samples to get some press, which he seemed happy to do. When he got fed up with lockdowns, he and barstool raised millions for small businesses around the country. 
 
He had a somewhat funny bit 6 months ago that started when someone inadvertently shared his home address and people started sending him random shit. He had these live unboxings and package openings on Facebook. 

That was good early lockdown entertainment.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

the Joe & Pat's review is the best 6 mins of crazy on the 'net...

 

Edited July 14, 2021 by Kyrie Eleison

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

the Joe & Pat's review is the best 6 mins of crazy on the 'net...
 

Fucking LOL. Plastic machine? Forgot about that one

[Rip76 4,946]

Haha.

I posted that up top, just because of the the randomness. 
 

 

[Rip76 4,946]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Fucking LOL. Plastic machine? Forgot about that one

He loses it on that lady.

[Rip76 4,946]

“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

Is that the nerdy guy from Sex & the City who knocked up the redhead?

[Rip76 4,946]

Good stuff.

[Helobious 9,464]

Some very easily entertained people on here. He probably has a good taste for pizza, and I’d trust his ratings, but I don’t think he’s very funny. I’d get bored after watching 2 or 3 reviews, crazy that some can watch for hours.

[WhatTheBuck 28,794]

2 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Good stuff.

Does he ever actually get to a review? I tuned out after a few minutes. 

[Okie State 3,821]

Are there any threads that you two don't fuck up?

[BurntOrange&White 39,943]

 

 

 

[Underdog 28,761]

On 7/14/2021 at 10:04 PM, Rip76 said:

“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

Looks like he's about to get whacked if the review isn't good. 

[Anastasis 23,481]

 

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

Is it 2019?

[Dutch 4,474]

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Never knew about New Haven pizza until Pres; now, I find myself wanting to  make a New Haven pizza tour I did with CenTex barbecue. 

Edited July 18, 2021 by Dutch

[Anastasis 23,481]

6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Never knew about New Haven pizza until Pres; now, I find myself wanting to  make a New Haven pizza tour I did with CenTex barbecue. 

I've pretty much convinced myself to make a swing through next time I am in NE. 

[NWBuck 8,577]

Not Barstool, but this is informative:

 

[Rip76 4,946]

Haha damn man.