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Bob Lives!

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Hull has a fun story…https://livingbluetx.com/2021/04/republican-sex-scandal/

It appears Team Red has the market cornered on hot elected women.

Noem:

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/v1611113757/210119-daly-kristi-noem-tease_czdk4z.jpg

Boebert:

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/57/457dfebf-97ea-5f94-92a0-f3aa65a7e5ff/600a31825848c.image.jpg?crop=700%2C1101%2C492%2C4

Lara Trump (not elected yet, but soon):

https://s.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/742/147/9/S7421479/slug/l/concourse-for-the-kids-1.jpg


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1 hour ago, Bob Lives! said:

Hull has a fun story…https://livingbluetx.com/2021/04/republican-sex-scandal/

It appears Team Red has the market cornered on hot elected women.

Noem:

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/v1611113757/210119-daly-kristi-noem-tease_czdk4z.jpg

Boebert:

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/57/457dfebf-97ea-5f94-92a0-f3aa65a7e5ff/600a31825848c.image.jpg?crop=700%2C1101%2C492%2C4

Lara Trump (not elected yet, but soon):

https://s.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/742/147/9/S7421479/slug/l/concourse-for-the-kids-1.jpg


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So 3 = cornered the market?

Big Stretchin Gretchen Whitmer, Harris, AOC, Lina Hidalgo.  There's 4 for the other side.  Market = cornered! 

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So 3 = cornered the market?
Big Stretchin Gretchen Whitmer, Harris, AOC, Lina Hidalgo.  There's 4 for the other side.  Market = cornered! 

Which one of those 4 is supposed to be hot? Those are 7’s at best, with AOC leading the (dog) pack. You have some serious blue tinted shades on if you think any of them is in the same league, from a physical perspective. I’m sure they’re all intellectually superior, but I don’t think that’s the topic.

Full disclosure: I hate both parties, so I’m giving an unbiased and purely superficial opinion.


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Attractiveness is subjective.

Your opinion is your opinion.  I was pushing back on your "cornering the market" by listing 3, 1 of which is not an elected official in any capacity and never has been.

A lot of people would disagree that AOC is a 7.  Also you're so unbiased, you called them all dogs.  Those dogs probably wouldn't even give you a sideways glance at the street. 

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2 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Hull has a fun story…https://livingbluetx.com/2021/04/republican-sex-scandal/

It appears Team Red has the market cornered on hot elected women.

Noem:

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/v1611113757/210119-daly-kristi-noem-tease_czdk4z.jpg

Boebert:

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/57/457dfebf-97ea-5f94-92a0-f3aa65a7e5ff/600a31825848c.image.jpg?crop=700%2C1101%2C492%2C4

Lara Trump (not elected yet, but soon):

https://s.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/742/147/9/S7421479/slug/l/concourse-for-the-kids-1.jpg


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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Attractiveness is subjective.

Your opinion is your opinion.  I was pushing back on your "cornering the market" by listing 3, 1 of which is not an elected official in any capacity and never has been.

A lot of people would disagree that AOC is a 7.  Also you're so unbiased, you called them all dogs.  Those dogs probably wouldn't even give you a sideways glance at the street. 

 

questioning my predilections suddenly...the gay dude and i are far more aligned on which women are more sexually attractive than bob lives and me taking off all political association and just physical.  noem and lara trump are just downright unattractive.  fucking gross on both.  boebert is acceptable in that sarah palin kind of end of the night, looking around the bar and there are no other options way but you can tell just looking at her that all types of unwelcome shit is about to come into your life and likely, some sort of late-night LEO presence worthy of the show "cops."

if we are going global (and beyond ceremonial queens and princesses and shit), it would be possible for eva kaili to potentially convince me of some of the virtues of socialism.

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Gay dudes are unbiased when it comes to female attractiveness because we don't want to fuck them.

Noem is a conventionally attractive woman.  Something is very off about Boebert.  Lara Trump is going to age into Ann Coulter. 

Dems generally have more attractive women.  But GOP has more conventionally good looking men (with the exception of Senator McHottie from Georgia). 

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

The Jordanian royal family has had it going on for a LONG time.

Queen Noor was 80's-riffic:

3-HM-Noor.jpg?itok=C0wMIdnd

 

As for lusting after politicians, smart women are a particular weakness of mine.  Sure, I'm hoping that I'd spend my time with someone more physically attractive than Madeline Albright, but being smart and clever goes a LONG way.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

The Jordanian royal family has had it going on for a LONG time.

Queen Noor was 80's-riffic:

3-HM-Noor.jpg?itok=C0wMIdnd

 

 

Something in the water because the Crown Prince of Jordan absolutely got them good genes. 

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24 minutes ago, sidis said:

if we are going global (and beyond ceremonial queens and princesses and shit), it would be possible for eva kaili to potentially convince me of some of the virtues of socialism.

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I see your greek and raise you one finn.

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Noem's politics are all fucked and her shit's retarded but she's an attractive woman. Boebert is WT who has been ginned up for the political game. Hard fucking pass -- and it's not just because of her buffoonery in the limelight.

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Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

Rania Al-Abdullah (Arabic: رانيا العبد الله‎, Rāniyā al-ʻAbd Allāh; born Rania Al-Yassin on 31 August 1970) is the queen consort of Jordan. The daughter of a Palestinian couple, her father being from Tulkarm in the West Bank,[1] she was born in Kuwait. She received her bachelor's degree in business at The American University in Cairo. In 1991, following the Gulf War, she and her family fled to Amman, Jordan, where she met the then-prince Abdullah. Before meeting him, she worked at Citibank and then took a job in the marketing department at Apple.[2] Since marrying the now King of Jordan in 1993, she has become known for her advocacy work related to education, health, community empowerment, youth, cross-cultural dialogue and micro-finance.

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On 7/19/2021 at 4:21 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i challenge every single one of you to deny the kappa/trideltishness of mtg on her wedding day.... 

i also think she had her pinky toes chopped off on purpose

being born with 8 toes is literally 1 in a million

mtg wedding.jpg

So she wasn't always ugly as sin?

On 7/19/2021 at 4:30 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess being a horrible person ruined any looks she once had

Damn.  Best me to it.  

I think you missed the meth and the steroids,  though.  She has the trifecta.

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1 hour ago, trauma babe said:

I want her shirt, fuck

Just know that we're still gonna pull a Bender from 'The Breakfast Club' and ask you, "Yeah, I got a question.  Does Ilhan Omar know that you raid her wardrobe?"  

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