The worst music there is. Any Genre

[Parliament 14,257]

The 4th most played song on Country radio in 2017:

If you graduated HS between 1998 and 2003, you rocked this tape on your Honda Civic.  Don't lie:

 

[Hate 20,108]

Actually, it's more weird than terrible.  

[Jerry Callo 8,700]

 

[Ldogg53 514]

Last night on the Tonight Show was some band called Father John Misty.  It was pretty horrific.  I suspect a bunch of hipsters in Austin may like it though.

[noharleyyet 2,838]

oom poppa mau mau

Edited May 8, 2018 by noharleyyet

[Hate 20,108]

Yeah, I like the Oak Ridge Boys but that song sucks!

[Ldogg53 514]

Don't care.  Fapped to pics of Elvira.

[TxArch 2]

Pop country

Gabber

Clownstep

 

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[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

 

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[PittsburghTiger 6,181]

It's hard to beat Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy, Spanish version

[PittsburghTiger 6,181]

Starship's effort is solid though.

 

 

[Paul Wesley 3,278]

All genres suffer from wannabes with little or no talent.

I think modern country bothers me the most, because they've got a monstrous amount of corporate money and machinery that they could put behind anyone they choose, and they choose to put it behind hacks that are aiming so laughably low that the music is a parody of itself.  

[utee94 15,820]

^^^^

I don't find mainstream pop to be any different, nor any better.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,974]

Whip Nae Nae.

Edited May 9, 2018 by Knoxtnhorn

[Stoogey 219]

Asian pop music.

 

 

 

[Stoogey 219]

AKB48 and all of the sister groups. Sugary sweet bubblegum rock in general.

 

 

 

[Errestaurants 2,570]

 

[UDontKnow 10,444]

 

[Bullneck 19,084]

On 5/8/2018 at 10:24 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

Starship's effort is solid though.

 

 

I've gotten nostalgic for this song.  True.  

 

Grace Slick had a great line about auto repairs for her Alfa Romeo once.  

Edited May 11, 2018 by Bullneck

[Gil Bang 25,949]

 

[DalTxHornFan 3,101]

Slightly less worse than Boomer Sooner.

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,181]

This one was on the radio about every 15 minutes the one summer I spent in Germany. It was ALWAYS on.

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Low hanging fruit, as this band never made it beyond Fort Worth public access TV, but this is so terrible it's almost great:

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,181]

Chinese Opera is really hard to take. Even my Chinese relatives have a hard time listening to it. I remember my first trip to China, when my brother and I backpacked our way through Asia, there was not a lot on Chinese TV, other than Chinese Opera. 

It's pretty rough listening.

[Stoogey 219]

 

[Parliament 14,257]

On 5/10/2018 at 9:09 PM, Stoogey said:

AKB48 and all of the sister groups. Sugary sweet bubblegum rock in general.

 

 

 

Yellow fever thread is that way -->

[Underdog 28,621]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Yellow fever thread is that way -->

Did you start it?

[Equinox 95]

On 5/10/2018 at 9:09 PM, Stoogey said:

AKB48 and all of the sister groups. Sugary sweet bubblegum rock in general.

 

 

 

 

How old are these girls? Asking for a friend....

[Stoogey 219]

On 5/12/2018 at 6:38 AM, Parliament said:

Yellow fever thread is that way -->

Fuck you. Over a billion views and 900,000,000 are Parliment's.

[Atxhorn 0]

Nickelback hasn’t been shit on yet?

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

To me this is second only to We Built This City in its crapulence. 

[Grandioso 2,592]

Ok, Blame it on the Rain had a killer hook and backing track. If Michael Jackson had done the song, it'd be a classic. 

 

Ok, I was confused. I was thinking of "Girl You Know It's True." That song could have been killer with a good singer/rapper like MJ or even LL Cool J.

Edited May 14, 2018 by Grandioso

[Underdog 28,621]

Breaks my heart to say it, but have to throw in Uptown Girl and We Didn’t Start The Fire. 

[jimmyjazz 45,910]

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

To me this is second only to We Built This City in its crapulence. 

I don't even know where to start, but . . .  no.  Nowhere close.

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even know where to start, but . . .  no.  Nowhere close.

Alright smart guy let’s discuss the merits of Owner of a Lonely Heart...

Cons: Totally crap effort by a formerly great band trying to stay relevant in the 80s. Kids love a shitty song with inane lyrics so just add some fucking synth right? Your pros are appreciated 

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

Anything by Lil' Wayne.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

Lot of good shit up in this thread. And not in a good way.

[tfoolry 8,212]

https://youtu.be/H5X7bN3hVng

[jimmyjazz 45,910]

55 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Alright smart guy let’s discuss the merits of Owner of a Lonely Heart...

Cons: Totally crap effort by a formerly great band trying to stay relevant in the 80s. Kids love a shitty song with inane lyrics so just add some fucking synth right? Your pros are appreciated 

Trevor Rabin's guitar part.

[Steel Shank 9,424]

Trevor Rabin is one of my favorite guitarists of all time!!! lol!!! He's top 478 of all time!!

[Parliament 14,257]

 

 

[Guest]

On 5/14/2018 at 6:55 AM, mr. sunshine said:

To me this is second only to We Built This City in its crapulence. 

Neg worthy post.

While that video is creepy as fuck,  the opening riffs alone keep the song from being junk.  It may not be a particularly deep lyrical presentation, but it is a good jam in and of itself.

Jimmyjazz is correct.

Edited May 15, 2018 by slorch

[Scraps 13,561]

Man I want to neg a bunch of you 

[Paul Wesley 3,278]

Y'all leave Yes alone.  Track is not that bad.

Even prog rock guys have mortgages.  What, were they supposed to pay them with their mailbox money from "Tormato?"

[Paul Wesley 3,278]

Worst thing that you're able to pull up on your car radio, right this moment?  Christian modern country.  

I know it exists because I was home for Mother's Day and got to hear a bit in the car.  

Grid perfect, absurdly hyper-tuned, thoroughly unoriginal, repetitive, highly-polished, excessively bright and squashed.  

Like a fucking chainsaw came to life and wanted to whisper a secret right in your goddamn earhole, except a chainsaw probably less monotonous and more musical.