How big of a bump does energy drinks give you?

[closetohumping 17474]

My bench max just went up 30 pounds after I drank a Bang. 

[BearSchlong 8114]

Condolences on your imminent heart attack.

That said, I've been watching the Tour de France and am contemplating shooting up some EPO.

Edited July 16, 2021 by BearSchlong

[ztejas 43538]

Energy drinks? Do some coke like an adult.

[Incredulity 11683]

[52-80 19252]

absolute fuck all.  always been impervious to sugar, caffeine, jolt, red bull, etc.

except 4loko.  that fucked me up bad

[Guest Lobo]

My favorite part is "he's also had several cocktails in the last hour or so." 

 

I've been off energy drinks of any kind (except coffee) since 2005.  I had about a dozen red bulls and vodka at a bachelor party and the next morning vomited all the carbonated red bull back up (and then some) and ripped a whole in my esophagus.  Ended up in a Las Vegas hospital for a few hours and had to see an upper GI doc back in Austin for a few weeks.  I still get nauseous to this day if somebody cracks one up near me and I can smell it.  

But apparently the young people today still enjoy the energy drinks.  Having said all that, if somebody offered me a Jolt cola right now, I'd drink it.  Reminds me of my teenage years.

Edited July 16, 2021 by Lobo

[closetohumping 17474]

9 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Condolences on your imminent heart attack.

That said, I've been watching the Tour de France and am contemplating shooting up some EPO.

Pretty sure there was some bear schlong in my bang

[Guest]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

My bench max just went up 30 pounds after I drank a Bang. 

so did your thyroid.

[Dennis Taylor 18873]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

My bench max just went up 30 pounds after I drank a Bang. 

Congrats on cracking that 135 barrier. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

Not much. I get a bigger jolt by having Starbucks as opposed to my coffee at the house.

[Heisenberg 162]

I don't drink coffee - just iced tea and am trying to avoid cokes.

I had about 1/2 of a Monster drink about 6:00 PM a few years ago and couldn't get to sleep at all that night.

[Celery Man 20997]

If I’m traveling I’ll put a 12 oz sugar free Red Bull in the fridge for the morning. It wakes me up, a bit more so/quicker than my usual coffee. But I prefer coffee.

[Quagmire 2147]

It makes my cumshot go a few inches farther

[Jkwellborn 6745]

It makes my cumshot go a few inches farther

It makes you spit further?

[Quagmire 2147]

It makes you spit further?

No that’s your mom after

[jeevsie 3740]

[You don't know me 1161]

The last time I had an energy drink I had to lay down because I got severely light headed and my heart was racing.  Haven't touched them since.

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

Close to bumping. 

[Elvis 3375]

On 7/16/2021 at 9:03 PM, slorch said:

so did your thyroid.

What does this mean?  I’ve been having some rapidly accelerating and unwanted weight loss and I drink energy drinks.  Mountain Dew Kickstart and 5 hour energy, but for a couple of years.  

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Elvis said:

What does this mean?  I’ve been having some rapidly accelerating and unwanted weight loss and I drink energy drinks.  Mountain Dew Kickstart and 5 hour energy, but for a couple of years.  

Energy drinks are not good for you.  My comment was( or not) slightly exaggerating possible comic book-like effects.