Fake cancer strikes again

[elfenix 34,744]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/05/08/syracuse-orange-fake-cancer-story

 

 

 

Parents Fake Son's Cancer For Donations, Syracuse Football Team Visit

 

 

 

If you're going to go to the trouble of faking cancer, isn't it the Syracuse basketball team you want to meet? Fake cancer is hard enough on a kid.

[TrashMaster G 18,072]

Fake cancer is getting to be a damn epidemic!  We need to get some fake doctors on top of this crap.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

[ABSR 5,369]

I got $50 fake dollars for our fake wreath fund.

[Beau Vine 55,859]

Faking cancer is despicable, but having your 9-yo kid fake cancer is on a whole different fucking level.

Because a 9-yo can't fake stuff like that.  They had to have told the kid that he has cancer.  They made the kid believe he had cancer.  That's beyond fucked up.

[Bogeywon 2,548]

whats the name of the guy that tried to fake cancer on the old site? Dr. Drunkenstein?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,860]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Faking cancer is despicable, but having your 9-yo kid fake cancer is on a whole different fucking level.

Because a 9-yo can't fake stuff like that.  They had to have told the kid that he has cancer.  They made the kid believe he had cancer.  That's beyond fucked up.

Yeah they need to make both the parents take real chemo.

[Lhorn 5,090]

Fuck fake cancer!

[huge 3,831]

20 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

whats the name of the guy that tried to fake cancer on the old site? Dr. Drunkenstein?

yes!

[High Plains Drifter 11,186]

Based on their apparent BMI, the parents just wanted to stay in the Ronald McDonald House, where they thought they would get free McFood everyday.