Jackass Forever - New Jackass Movie 10/22/21

[4th&Five 41558]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

Me 30 seconds ago: c’mon no way. 
 

me now:  welp I’ll be watching that 

[NOMAAA 1696]

im sold.

[smuggs 9353]

Fuckin A. Can't wait.

[Pam Cummings 9645]

All in

[pops 7003]

That's a hard yes. 

[Post Oak 20246]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

Looks like I now have plans for October 22.

[Bogeywon 2519]

In!

[Bill Brasky 1449]

fuck yeah, I'm in 

[William Wallace 106]

I saw there was a Stevo Podcast pop up on recommended, I was like, he's still alive.  I guess only Dunn is dead.

They always brought the funny, I'm looking forward to it.

[atomheartbevo 89732]

47 minutes ago, William Wallace said:

I guess only Dunn is dead.

Yeah, there's a little bad blood among some, but as far as I know only that fucking idiot Dunn is dead, although he managed to kill a Jackass production assistant in his little drunken high-speed escapade.

[4th&Five 41558]

Bam is trying to join him. Steve O has been clean for years. 

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

20 years on, you can bet your ass that shit hurts a lot more for a lot longer that it did before. Yet here they are. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

I saw a dude at LAX a few years ago that had the same Alfred E. Crimson tattoo as Steve-O and I thought to myself that it was kind of lame to rip off such a distinctive tattoo, and it wasn't until I heard his voice that I realized that it actually was Steve-O. He's really looking healthy and seems to have his shit together. 

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

The most epic ending ever for this movie would have been renting a seat on one of the almost space tourist rides. Can you imagine not telling them until they were driven to the launch site. Letting them debate/opt out/rock-paper-scissoring for one of the few seats. Then maybe blowing up, maybe not. Culminating looking back at the blue planet wondering, "How did being a 'jackass' get me all the way up here?"

[smuggs 9353]

12 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

The most epic ending ever for this movie would have been renting a seat on one of the almost space tourist rides. 

Bezos would have had to agree to do a full vinyl wrap of Party Boy's cock onto his penis rocket.

[Lhorn 4916]

No way am I going to watch that…….

and not laugh my balls off!  In!

[C-Man 27230]

Can. Not. Wait.

Knoxville: "We have winners. And we have ... Steve-O."

And LOL at the "blob" in the furniture store. So simple. Yet so perfect.

[UTCzech III 2907]

They had a Jackass show on Shark Week, most stunts were pretty lame but on the last one one of their new flunkies, "Poopies" got his arm ripped up pretty good after he literally "jumped the shark". 

They did a segment on the shark after dark show with Josh Gates from Expedition Unknown and Steve-O had just been to the hospital (supposedly, looked a little fake), due to a clip they showed, the Jackass crew filled a t-shirt gun full of dog shit and fired it into the side of Steve-O's face, blowing out his eardrum.  Don't know if that will be in the film, probably so...

[futureman 22485]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

filled a t-shirt gun full of dog shit and fired it into the side of Steve-O's face, blowing out his eardrum

incredible. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

They had a Jackass show on Shark Week, most stunts were pretty lame but on the last one one of their new flunkies, "Poopies" got his arm ripped up pretty good after he literally "jumped the shark". 

They did a segment on the shark after dark show with Josh Gates from Expedition Unknown and Steve-O had just been to the hospital (supposedly, looked a little fake), due to a clip they showed, the Jackass crew filled a t-shirt gun full of dog shit and fired it into the side of Steve-O's face, blowing out his eardrum.  Don't know if that will be in the film, probably so...

Man, that's a million dollar idea. 

Think of how awesome it would be to have a pre-loaded poop cannon while driving in traffic. It would be pretty cool until your inevitable murder. 

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

I’m surprised Preston lacy is alive tbh. Must have a heart as strong as secretariat’s. 

[Scraps 13562]

Forever in

[atomheartbevo 89732]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised Preston lacy is alive tbh. Must have a heart as strong as secretariat’s. 

Horse tranquilizers will do that for you.

[Celery Man 20968]

Man, can’t wait. It is really sad Bam is not a part of it - I hope he gets his shit together.

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

WOMP womp. 

Delayed until February 4th, 2022.

 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

WOMP womp. 

Delayed until February 4th, 2022.

 

More pissed about top gun, but yes. 

[futureman 22485]

they better not push Dune back again. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

 

[C-Man 27230]

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

[Bogeywon 2519]

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

I mean you clicked the jackass thread what’d you think was gonna be in here lol

[Kennythetiger 9390]

On 7/22/2021 at 5:22 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Horse tranquilizers will do that for you.

Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 

[C-Man 27230]

10 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

I mean you clicked the jackass thread what’d you think was gonna be in here lol

I love Jackass. Steve-O is fucking gross.

[Prepuce of Doom 21080]

 

[atomheartbevo 89732]

Up on Paramount+. Some cringeworthy stuff.  Some funny stuff. 

[Captainant 27680]

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Up on Paramount+. Some cringeworthy stuff.  Some funny stuff. 

And I know it's jackass and all, but goddamn there were a surprising number of penises lol. Some of the Danger Aaron bits were a little rough to watch tbh, but if you're into Jackass this sure is another Jackass lol

[atomheartbevo 89732]

23 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Some of the Danger Aaron bits were a little rough to watch tbh, 

He took a beating.  Literally and figuratively.  

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

I didn't realize Bam was actually in the marching band treadmill scene before he got fired

[TommyGufano 6021]

Saw it in theaters ~4 weeks ago and fucking loved it. Couldn't name my favorite bit, but I find myself giggling about the furniture store bit where Knoxville gets sent flying through the ceiling every so often

[atomheartbevo 89732]

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

but I find myself giggling about the furniture store bit where Knoxville gets sent flying through the ceiling every so often

I'd watch an hour of this.

[wutang75 449]

That was amazing and I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard. Dark Shark was great. Knoxville is lucky to be alive. No helmet with the bull? Insane.


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[atomheartbevo 89732]

So I went down a rabbit hole, and somebody has uploaded a bunch of the old Jackass episodes (restored) to various places.

Jackass TURD Edition (The Ultimate Restored Definitive Edition)

https://archive.org/details/jackass.turd.v1.0/Jackass.TURD.Edition.v1.0/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fanedits/comments/oxqspw/jackass_the_tv_show_the_ultimate_restored/

Official versions of the show released on DVD or digitally have a number of issues for those wanting the original broadcast experience:

• Large amounts of the original soundtrack were replaced due to licensing issues.
• A number of skits have not been officially released since broadcast due to legal issues.
• A number of skits in the officially released versions have content cut.
• No official release is formatted in the same way as the original broadcast with skits being shown out of order than originally intended.

TURD Edition has therefore been put together to rectify these issues. The audio is sourced from the tv rips and the video is taken from multiple different official sources. Where the official high-quality video does not exist the original tv rip has been upscaled and color corrected to fit with in the other footage as best as possible.

[C-Man 27230]

Finally got around to watching this last night on Paramount Plus. There were some funny bits but overall, I thought it was lackluster. New, younger cast members — I don’t want that. One of them is named “Poopies”? Another gigantic, fat guy?

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

And the girl was attractive but only did the scorpion sting right?  

[4th&Five 41558]

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Finally got around to watching this last night on Paramount Plus. There were some funny bits but overall, I thought it was lackluster. New, younger cast members — I don’t want that. One of them is named “Poopies”? Another gigantic, fat guy?

Can’t disagree. I also miss Bam and the Westchester crew. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6058]

The obsession with crushing one's penis was a tad much, but the rest was ok.  Can't believe that girl let a scorpion sting her 4 times in the face.

[someguy 1508]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the girl was attractive but only did the scorpion sting right?  

didn't she also do that mime taser bit?  It's been a while since I've seen it.

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

2 minutes ago, someguy said:

didn't she also do that mime taser bit?  It's been a while since I've seen it.

That’s correct.