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8 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Have been reflecting on my comments lately re: Houston drivers from Austin drivers

So, yes, Houston drivers are trying to kill you.  They will cut you off at 80 mph, make sure you never ever enter in their lane, drive like absolute maniacs anywhere, everywhere and across all 250 lanes of I-10.

The more I pay attention, the more I realize Austin drivers will sometimes decide its OK to drive 55 on Mopac... or to stop in the middle of the road and wait to cut across two lanes of traffic to turn somewhere... or drive along Walsh Tarlton, stop in the road and F'ing hit reverse to back into a street.  People act lost or stoned (likely) or both and subsequently will throw you the weirdest driving move possible.  Baffling.

white woman privilege.

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Well for starters it’s the one and only good public buidling we’ve got and it’s so popular that pretty millennial women take their instagram shots and hang out in groups on nice afternoons on the outs

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Brisketexan

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Have been reflecting on my comments lately re: Houston drivers from Austin drivers
So, yes, Houston drivers are trying to kill you.  They will cut you off at 80 mph, make sure you never ever enter in their lane, drive like absolute maniacs anywhere, everywhere and across all 250 lanes of I-10.
The more I pay attention, the more I realize Austin drivers will sometimes decide its OK to drive 55 on Mopac... or to stop in the middle of the road and wait to cut across two lanes of traffic to turn somewhere... or drive along Walsh Tarlton, stop in the road and F'ing hit reverse to back into a street.  People act lost or stoned (likely) or both and subsequently will throw you the weirdest driving move possible.  Baffling.

The exact speech I’ve given for 30 years. I’ll take Houston drivers all day, because aggressive and homicidal is predictable. Austin drivers being stupid and pulling crazy ivans can’t be bothered predicted or planned for.
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I watched a white woman in her Mercedes pull out of the light at Pascal Ln at 360, buried in her phone, IN FRONT OF a TCSO marked Explorer (which had to brake heavily to avoid hitting her), text some more, swerve a bit, then decided she wanted to change lanes to make a U-Turn at the next left-turn turnout.  She was 3 feet into the left lane before realizing there was someone RIGHT next to her.  So she swerved back to the right lane, braked, then took a hard left across the left lane AND the left turn lane into the turn-around, all with the Sheriff RIGHT behind her.  Worst part was the sheriff just let her go about her day nearly causing 4 wrecks in half a mile.

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24 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I watched a white woman in her Mercedes pull out of the light at Pascal Ln at 360, buried in her phone, IN FRONT OF a TCSO marked Explorer (which had to brake heavily to avoid hitting her), text some more, swerve a bit, then decided she wanted to change lanes to make a U-Turn at the next left-turn turnout.  She was 3 feet into the left lane before realizing there was someone RIGHT next to her.  So she swerved back to the right lane, braked, then took a hard left across the left lane AND the left turn lane into the turn-around, all with the Sheriff RIGHT behind her.  Worst part was the sheriff just let her go about her day nearly causing 4 wrecks in half a mile.

To this day I can't figure out how they managed to get a light there. It's an entrance into a gated subdivision (and therefore a private road). Someone had some $troke to get TxDOT approval for that.

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12 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

To this day I can't figure out how they managed to get a light there. It's an entrance into a gated subdivision (and therefore a private road). Someone had some $troke to get TxDOT approval for that.

it wasn't always private.  The neighborhood voted to make the streets private a number of years ago, but well after the light was installed.

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1 hour ago, landman said:

The neighborhood voted to make the streets private a number of years ago, but well after the light was installed.

I could swear the gates went up years before the light, but now you have me scratching my head.  Used to cut through Rob Roy to shave a minute or two off my drive, so the gates always felt a little personal.

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4 hours ago, Mittens said:

I could swear the gates went up years before the light, but now you have me scratching my head.  Used to cut through Rob Roy to shave a minute or two off my drive, so the gates always felt a little personal.

clearly they dont want "your" kind there.

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3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

clearly they dont want "your" kind there.

I think I was driving an 88? red Mazda B2200 w/ a camper shell at the time - very lesbian.  I wouldn't want my poor ass cutting through that rich neighborhood at higher than posted limits either.

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On 10/24/2024 at 7:52 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

The last Oat Willies closing after 56 years. 

https://www.statesman.com/story/business/2024/10/24/iconic-austin-head-shop-oat-willies-calls-it-quits-after-36-years-closeout-deals/75826097007/

 

They didn't pivot into the CBD market? Were they just still selling grinders and glassware? You can't throw a rock in this town without hitting a CBD/Vape store. 

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16 minutes ago, Deej said:

They didn't pivot into the CBD market? Were they just still selling grinders and glassware? You can't throw a rock in this town without hitting a CBD/Vape store. 

There is one LITERALLY across the street from the new courthouse.  Sign of the times, man.

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Lakeway, but...

These fellas get the wrong guy?

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According to an affidavit obtained by KXAN, that’s how Lakeway Police found a man who was assaulted by a group of five men. Police said the men filmed the attack at an H-E-B on Ranch Road 620.

That group of men are now being investigated, and charged with organized criminal activity, Lakeway PD said.

One of the men identified as a suspect in the affidavit is affiliated with a proclaimed online vigilante group called, “Dad’s Against Predators” (DAP). This group, founded in Ohio, operates in several states, according to Lakeway PD.

The affidavit said Lakeway PD got a call on Sept. 27, in which witnesses said, several men chased a man “in the store and into the parking lot where there was a physical altercation.”

The men called the man they attacked a pedophile. Lakeway police have since identified that man as a victim.

 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/travis-county/affidavit-group-of-men-assault-presumed-pedophile-at-lakeway-h-e-b/

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11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Lakeway, but...

These fellas get the wrong guy?

 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/travis-county/affidavit-group-of-men-assault-presumed-pedophile-at-lakeway-h-e-b/

Chances that each member of that "Dads against pedophiles" group has sexually assaulted a child....has to be close to 100%, right?

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On 10/23/2024 at 9:40 PM, blacklab said:

The developer of the neighborhood paid for the light to be put in and got it in the contract it wouldn't be removed.

Txdot has tried to remove it a few times but the residents threatened to sue and txdot backed off.

I hope they enjoy having no intersection at all, because that's what is coming.   Maybe they'll keep the light on the frontage road for them. :)

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2 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I hope they enjoy having no intersection at all, because that's what is coming.   Maybe they'll keep the light on the frontage road for them. :)

 

Good.

I want the hours of my life back that I've spent at that light with no cars coming from the neighborhood 

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3 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I hope they enjoy having no intersection at all, because that's what is coming.   

What is the overall plan for 360?  I don't hit it going N of 2244 much anymore, but I've been surprised at just how much dirt has been moved and lanes added just south of the bridge so far.  Link to any plans?

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Just now, Mittens said:

What is the overall plan for 360?  I don't hit it going N of 2244 much anymore, but I've been surprised at just how much dirt has been moved and lanes added just south of the bridge so far.  Link to any plans?

Sorry, I don't have the link, but they're out there.  They're making it a proper highway with frontage roads and overpasses at the major intersections (essentially only the roads that travel both east and west from 360 will get an overpass).  The clearing work you're seeing is for the frontage roads.   They started at Westlake, and I believe the Lakewood area is next, as they've already done some utility work at Lakewood along with some at Spicewood, although could have been part of the Spicewood expansion project.  There are zero plans to widen the bridge (somewhat understandable) and last I checked no plans to do anything about that major interchange at 360 and 183, so essentially everyone will be able to head north really fast only to wait through the light at 183 4000 times before going on their way.  

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Having to make the commute daily, I for one welcome the expansion.  The lights along 360 are a PITA and should look like 360 and Bee Cave Rd.  

Westlake Dr, Cedar St, and Pascal can go F themselves with the amount of times those lights have been out of sync and hosed traffic.

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Supposedly the end result will be only one light between 183/360 (Capital of TX Hwy) and Bastrop after all the work is done. Only remaining light will be at Mopac/360. And sadly this is one of those projects that YGIFS would be able to post several paragraphs on.

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Local crime syndicate steals $57K of lingerie and a handgun

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AUSTIN (KXAN) — Four people were arrested and face charges in connection with what police said was more than a dozen “high-value thefts” of lingerie in Austin.

Investigators with the Austin Police Department in early September started an “organized retail theft investigation,” according to a release from APD.

According to police, an Organized Retail Crime Investigator with Victoria’s Secret identified three suspects who were connected to more than a dozen high-value thefts in the Austin area that “resulted in significant losses to the company,” the release said.

Four people were arrested as a result of the investigation, and two residential search warrants were executed. Police seized approximately 2,000 pieces of suspected stolen retail merchandise belonging to more than 40 different retailers, with an approximate value of $57,000, as well as a stolen handgun, according to the release.

Anyone with any information may submit tips anonymously through the Capital Area Crime Stoppers Program by visiting austincrimestoppers.org or calling 512-472-8477.

 

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