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14 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

An ER nurse I used to date called it the Rally Tally. The wagering on the over/under of Rally fatalities was more popular than March Madness brackets and Super Bowl squares. 

Lotta fat people came to town. 

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lotta fat people came to town. 

ROT was adult Halloween for vapid, fat suburbanites to play dress up and pretend to have meaning in their lives.

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By my recollection, most ROT Rally fatalties were out near Decker Lane, but I give that one dude a lot of credit for the Mopac flyover move.

Rolling out in your new leather vest on your new $30K bike and taking off Friday from your low/mid-level white collar job is serious business.

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Man, the amount of Escalades towing hogs to town was quite hilarious.  I felt like there were a lot of upper echelon exec and Dr. types that came to town to pretend to be bikers for the weekend.  Roll that Harley off the trailer with less than a dozen miles on it, only to wreck it because you've got no experience on it, especially on the gravel lots out at Travis County Expo Center.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Legos are serious business.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/toy-joy-robbery-suspect-north-austin-texas

Man stole Lego sets from Toy Joy, threatened to shoot employee: APD

AUSTIN, Texas - The Austin Police Department is looking for a man they say stole several Lego sets from a North Austin toy store and threatened to shoot an employee.

What we know:

APD says the incident happened at around 8:20 p.m. on March 6 at the Toy Joy store on Burnet Road.

A man stole several boxes of Lego building sets, and police say when an employee tried to stop him, he threatened to shoot them.

Austin police have released photos and a description of the suspect.

He is described as a Middle Eastern male between 30 and 40 years old and between 5'7" to 5'8" tall with a medium build. He also has black hair and a full beard.

He was last seen wearing a black mid-length leather jacket, black jeans or pants, and black shoes.

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And carrying a bottle of ketchup...

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3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Whomever runs against Garza needs to plaster this on every flat surface across the city.

So the tapeworm will get 60% of the vote next time instead of 70%.  He's not going anywhere. Never underestimate the idiocy of the local electorate.

Garza probably won't be sending Tony Plohetski a Christmas card. He blew the lid off all this mismanagement. Even though it's not going to matter, good reporting is still good reporting. Plohetski is among the best. 

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The dipshits who keep voting for Garza are the opposite side of the coin of the dipshits who keep voting for the dude in the other party. Team politics is shitty for the country.

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4 hours ago, Deej said:

It seemed like you could count on at least one per day, average, during that week every year. 

FIFY. 

You'd see fatalities all over. The Hill Country was also a popular spot for some's last destination.  A few pops plus out-of-towners on two wheels not knowing the roads = done. 

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On 3/31/2025 at 7:35 PM, Mittens said:

 

 

These were e-bikes from all over Texas.  They had a big meetup here in Austin.

From a friend:

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So, my sources at APD shared the topic of their Monday morning team meetings was e-bikes , unlicensed vehicles on the road and bicycle safety, expect the police to be paying more attention to everybody on two wheels after that huge E bike fiasco over the weekend, I believe the days of Moto kids running wild in the streets are over

 

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On 4/1/2025 at 11:29 AM, Your Mom said:

An ER nurse I used to date called it the Rally Tally. The wagering on the over/under of Rally fatalities was more popular than March Madness brackets and Super Bowl squares. 

When I worked at Brackenridge Hospital back in the day it was always an all hands on deck week for the ER.  We had a crotchety old doc who ran the ER back then. Dude had been an ER doc for so long that he was on shift at Parkland when they brought Kennedy in.  I was working on a PC in the ER and this woman was hollering and carrying on in one of the ER bays and the nurses couldn't get her settled down.  This dude comes storming out of one of the other bays and walks in and starts yelling at her to STFU. It's not an exact quote but something to the effect of "you should have thought about that before you got on a donor cycle with a drunk.  You're lucky, at least you're still alive.  The idiot you were riding with is having his vital organs removed right now for people who hopefully aren't morons".  It was pretty brutal.  I was like the Jesse drinking water gif from Breaking Bad.  One of the ER nurses sitting at the desk said "God, I love that man." 

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Ugh.

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AUSTIN (KXAN) — Austin Police said a 16-year-old was arrested after a deadly shooting in downtown Austin on Monday night, the Austin Police Department said. The incident happened near the intersection of Third Street and Nueces Street. 

Investigators believe the (40-year old) victim and the suspect passed each other as the victim and another unrelated person walked toward the Shoal Creek pedestrian bridge. 

APD said “the victim made a comment to the suspect about his position on the walkway as they passed by.” Police said the teen then shot the man.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-conducting-death-investigation-in-downtown-austin/

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Counting the hours until Garza releases the homicidal cumstain out on the streets. 

The perp gets released, then Garza releases on the underside of his desk.  Get your facts straight

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Looks like UT is sick of Garza’s shit

In the statement, the university said families, students, faculty, staff and visitors were “rightly frustrated.”

“When individuals threaten student safety with violent and criminal behavior, our law enforcement have been steadfast in making necessary arrests to remove these threats. But arrests are not enough. We must be able to work hand in hand with prosecutors and the local judicial system to make sure these offenders stay off our campus,” UT Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife said.

 

According to UT, a violent offender who was arrested three times over the past three days continued to be arrested and released. That person then returned to the “Drag,” on Guadalupe Street near campus, to threaten and physically assault UT students.
 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/arrests-are-not-enough-ut-leaders-call-out-prosecutors-judicial-system-in-letter-about-campus-safety/

Think helmet guy really pissed them off. 
 

https://x.com/justicetracking/status/1911068539454472311

 

AUSTIN MAN Aymen Labidi — former UT student — dressed in a black suit and white motorcycle helmet spent last week randomly punching strangers on the Drag and harassing women in a UT campus bathroom.
Tuesday: • Punched a man outside CAVA (victim got bloody face) • Assaulted a UT student near the “Hi, How Are You” mural (victim sent to ER) • Randomly punched a driver in the face through his car window at 27th & Speedway —all unprovoked in broad daylight.

Thursday: • Arrested again after grabbing someone and confronting girls in a campus bathroom. Last year: • Entered a boutique, demanded Wi-Fi, and threatened to blow it up. Released with bond conditions he never followed.

Since last year: 6 arrests, 9 charges — assault, theft, trespass, terroristic threat. Every time: released. No trial. No jail. Interim UT President Jim Davis says he’s calling on

, , , and to address the crime crisis around UT. He should publicly document what they say they’ll do—so the public can track them by their actions, not their statements.
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11 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Looks like UT is sick of Garza’s shit

 

In the statement, the university said families, students, faculty, staff and visitors were “rightly frustrated.”

“When individuals threaten student safety with violent and criminal behavior, our law enforcement have been steadfast in making necessary arrests to remove these threats. But arrests are not enough. We must be able to work hand in hand with prosecutors and the local judicial system to make sure these offenders stay off our campus,” UT Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife said.

 

According to UT, a violent offender who was arrested three times over the past three days continued to be arrested and released. That person then returned to the “Drag,” on Guadalupe Street near campus, to threaten and physically assault UT students.
 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/arrests-are-not-enough-ut-leaders-call-out-prosecutors-judicial-system-in-letter-about-campus-safety/

Think helmet guy really pissed them off. 
 

https://x.com/justicetracking/status/1911068539454472311

 

 

AUSTIN MAN Aymen Labidi — former UT student — dressed in a black suit and white motorcycle helmet spent last week randomly punching strangers on the Drag and harassing women in a UT campus bathroom.
Tuesday: • Punched a man outside CAVA (victim got bloody face) • Assaulted a UT student near the “Hi, How Are You” mural (victim sent to ER) • Randomly punched a driver in the face through his car window at 27th & Speedway —all unprovoked in broad daylight.

Thursday: • Arrested again after grabbing someone and confronting girls in a campus bathroom. Last year: • Entered a boutique, demanded Wi-Fi, and threatened to blow it up. Released with bond conditions he never followed.

Since last year: 6 arrests, 9 charges — assault, theft, trespass, terroristic threat. Every time: released. No trial. No jail. Interim UT President Jim Davis says he’s calling on

, , , and to address the crime crisis around UT. He should publicly document what they say they’ll do—so the public can track them by their actions, not their statements.

 

Lulz.  Like being "sick of Garza's shit" is going to matter.  

6 arrests w/o jail is a low bar. This perp needs to work on his game. At a minimum he deserves wi-fi.

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