Tim Beck Thread

[South Austin 53154]

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

[Tex Long 4616]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Naaah... Were it the Wizard, he'd make sure Beck would be calling plays, no?

[South Austin 53154]

Fair point.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Hopefully, it's just a case of the jobinterviewsomewhereelseitis.

[South Austin 53154]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Hopefully, it's just a case of the jobinterviewsomewhereelseitis.

I think Gene Chizik suffered from the same ailment when we played in Manhattan in 2006.

[LTtxfan 49909]

Beck went to wrong place for Hot Soup......

[Tex Long 4616]

Sayyyy... you don't suppose this has anything to do with Ehlinger asking MensaTom if he really wanted him to do something Beck told him to do?

[FloridaHorn 4864]

bird flu, small pox, measles, zika, west nile....all possibilities that would keep him from flying. My guess is that Coach Herman will take an intentional delay of game on the first play, in his honor....

 

This place will be a real shit show Saturday night if Herman calls plays and the Horns offense actually looks presentable. This is gonna be fun.

Edited September 28, 2018 by FloridaHorn

[bschoolprof 6335]

I thought the general consensus is Herm is already mostly calling the plays anyway.  If Beck is not in the booth, I doubt it will matter much.  This is Tom Herman's offense - period.  

[1leggedduck 443]

I'm not a Tim Beck fan, but anything that changes the regular flow of things just scares me to death {hand wringing}. On the other hand, if things go as they have been going, or better, many theories gain traction. Either way, hope the guy gets better.

[TexasFan21 1275]

Good guys by 50

[Yesh 961]

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[South Austin 53154]

21 minutes ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Machinator 32102]

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

[Domedriver 655]

Suffers from acute ig nor ass syndrome.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

[LTtxfan 49909]

35 minutes ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Kenny Powers 45]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

[Machinator 32102]

5 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

It's on the paywall side. Nothing about who's calling plays.

Edited September 28, 2018 by Machinator

[BayouBill 835]

He probably casually coughed one time around Herman and he said he should sit out this season...out of concern

[ztejas 44114]

11 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

[BayouBill 835]

"No it's fine coach, just a little sensitive to mold is all. I'll be fi...."

Herman- "WHY GOD!!! WHY HAVE YOU STRICKEN US DOWN WITH SUCH MALADIES!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

[txbroadcaster 110]

Just now, ztejas said:

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

Well he will curse the right one as soon as KSU names his son as HC in waiting. 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[runthebone 8322]

Best wishes to him for a full recovery in 2019.

[South Austin 53154]

Well I guess our players have something to rally around.

[Texas007 195]

Win one for the "Becker"!

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I dislike Beck the coordinator as much as the next fan, but all the jokes about him in a thread announcing that he's missing a game due hospitalization are as inappropriate as a slow developing stretch play on fourth and one against a fast but small tcu defense. 

[Bevo14 8468]

I thought it was a pitch

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

I thought it was a pitch

Could be, I've tried to block it out. 

[Katfid54 9005]

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

[South Austin 53154]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

Shit, I was hoping he'd used up his eligibility at Texas.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.

[Katfid54 9005]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.



Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

[Magus Ossis 2997]

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

[texifornia 58786]

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

[South Austin 53154]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

[Katfid54 9005]

Just now, texifornia said:

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

Would be pretty cool if he did.  Just goes to show those DC-area bonds are strong.

[South Austin 53154]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I've got $20 on retropharyngeal abscess.

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

[Not a Sock 2362]

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Magus Ossis 2997]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

[ztejas 44114]

imgur

[ztejas 44114]

This is what I do at work on Fridays

[Spring Branch Horn 124]

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)   (just a joke!)

Edited September 28, 2018 by Spring Branch Horn

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

[kingkoopa6 8594]

[ztejas 44114]

14 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

Beer? No no. That's a job for beer's cousin, liquor.

[LTtxfan 49909]

10 minutes ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

[OrangEngr 1035]

Ironic, since he’s been a staff infection here at Texas.