Tim Beck Thread

[South Austin 52,144]

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

[Tex Long 4,348]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Naaah... Were it the Wizard, he'd make sure Beck would be calling plays, no?

[South Austin 52,144]

Fair point.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Hopefully, it's just a case of the jobinterviewsomewhereelseitis.

[South Austin 52,144]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Hopefully, it's just a case of the jobinterviewsomewhereelseitis.

I think Gene Chizik suffered from the same ailment when we played in Manhattan in 2006.

[LTtxfan 48,979]

Beck went to wrong place for Hot Soup......

[Tex Long 4,348]

Sayyyy... you don't suppose this has anything to do with Ehlinger asking MensaTom if he really wanted him to do something Beck told him to do?

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

bird flu, small pox, measles, zika, west nile....all possibilities that would keep him from flying. My guess is that Coach Herman will take an intentional delay of game on the first play, in his honor....

 

This place will be a real shit show Saturday night if Herman calls plays and the Horns offense actually looks presentable. This is gonna be fun.

Edited September 28, 2018 by FloridaHorn

[bschoolprof 6,232]

I thought the general consensus is Herm is already mostly calling the plays anyway.  If Beck is not in the booth, I doubt it will matter much.  This is Tom Herman's offense - period.  

[1leggedduck 443]

I'm not a Tim Beck fan, but anything that changes the regular flow of things just scares me to death {hand wringing}. On the other hand, if things go as they have been going, or better, many theories gain traction. Either way, hope the guy gets better.

[TexasFan21 1,275]

Good guys by 50

[Yesh 904]

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[South Austin 52,144]

21 minutes ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Machinator 32,097]

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

[Domedriver 655]

Suffers from acute ig nor ass syndrome.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

[LTtxfan 48,979]

35 minutes ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Kenny Powers 45]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

[Machinator 32,097]

5 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

It's on the paywall side. Nothing about who's calling plays.

Edited September 28, 2018 by Machinator

[BayouBill 835]

He probably casually coughed one time around Herman and he said he should sit out this season...out of concern

[ztejas 43,266]

11 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

[BayouBill 835]

"No it's fine coach, just a little sensitive to mold is all. I'll be fi...."

Herman- "WHY GOD!!! WHY HAVE YOU STRICKEN US DOWN WITH SUCH MALADIES!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

[txbroadcaster 110]

Just now, ztejas said:

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

Well he will curse the right one as soon as KSU names his son as HC in waiting. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[runthebone 7,932]

Best wishes to him for a full recovery in 2019.

[South Austin 52,144]

Well I guess our players have something to rally around.

[Texas007 195]

Win one for the "Becker"!

[Bill Lumbergh 7,170]

I dislike Beck the coordinator as much as the next fan, but all the jokes about him in a thread announcing that he's missing a game due hospitalization are as inappropriate as a slow developing stretch play on fourth and one against a fast but small tcu defense. 

[Bevo14 8,274]

I thought it was a pitch

[Bill Lumbergh 7,170]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

I thought it was a pitch

Could be, I've tried to block it out. 

[Katfid54 8,592]

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

[South Austin 52,144]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

Shit, I was hoping he'd used up his eligibility at Texas.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.

[Katfid54 8,592]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.



Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

[Magus Ossis 2,784]

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

[texifornia 56,526]

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

[South Austin 52,144]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

[Katfid54 8,592]

Just now, texifornia said:

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

Would be pretty cool if he did.  Just goes to show those DC-area bonds are strong.

[South Austin 52,144]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I've got $20 on retropharyngeal abscess.

[Katfid54 8,592]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

[Not a Sock 2,308]

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

[Magus Ossis 2,784]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

[ztejas 43,266]

imgur

[ztejas 43,266]

This is what I do at work on Fridays

[Spring Branch Horn 124]

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)   (just a joke!)

Edited September 28, 2018 by Spring Branch Horn

[Katfid54 8,592]

1 minute ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

[kingkoopa6 8,316]

[ztejas 43,266]

14 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

Beer? No no. That's a job for beer's cousin, liquor.

[LTtxfan 48,979]

10 minutes ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

[OrangEngr 1,034]

Ironic, since he’s been a staff infection here at Texas.