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OrangEngr
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Ironic, since he’s been a staff infection here at Texas.

Spring Branch Horn
Spring Branch Horn

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)   (just a joke!)

Bill Lumbergh
Bill Lumbergh

I dislike Beck the coordinator as much as the next fan, but all the jokes about him in a thread announcing that he's missing a game due hospitalization are as inappropriate as a slow developing stretc

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Tex Pete

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34 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

Whatever it is, I hope they wheel his gurney into Oklahoma's locker room this weekend, and make sure he mingles with all their players in close quarters.

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Serious question and I sincerely hope Beck makes a recovery, but how weird is it that Shaggy Surly mob wants to know if Herman has been calling plays or taking a more substantial roll in play calling and Beck doesn't travel for a game? Coincidental, but still kind of weird.

Here's to the Horns scoring a ton of points, winning the game, and ending the Wizard's reign.

 

Hook 'em!

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4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

Malignant vaginitis, some other shit he picked up from South Austin’s mom

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Had to crack open a gynecology text
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4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I'm a man. I'm 40. And I've been hospitalized with a kidney infection. It was fucking brutal. 

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3 hours ago, Droopy said:

Serious question and I sincerely hope Beck makes a recovery, but how weird is it that Shaggy Surly mob wants to know if Herman has been calling plays or taking a more substantial roll in play calling and Beck doesn't travel for a game? Coincidental, but still kind of weird.

Here's to the Horns scoring a ton of points, winning the game, and ending the Wizard's reign.

 

Hook 'em!

If you listened to Hand, he said he was too busy looking at the play call to notice one of his lineman lost a shoe and had to come out a play. The back up was ready and went out there and he said oh, nice, worked like it supposed to for equipment substitution. 

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16 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I'll go with rabies for $500, Alex

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I’m happy to hear he appears to be improving. it sucks to be sick. 

He may already be out of the hospital, but it makes sense not to travel with a compromised immune system, a pressurized tube to travel in, and recirculated air to breathe. And depending on mode of transmission, that last part may also be cautionary for the rest of the team... it’s not prudent for a hundred kids and the other coaches to be in a confined environment with and breathing the same air as someone who’s recently been hospitalized with an infection. It was probably an easy call.

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19 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

“The collaborative game calling” answer wears my ass out. 

This saturdays game we will be able to tell more since beck is gone if we can notice a difference. The last two weeks have made me believe beck isn’t calling his own game so I suspect we will see much of the same.

Herman is going to throw in a few shit calls today, just to keep us confused.  Cause Mensa....

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