We knew Marjorie Taylor Greene had a nasty face....

[TeeDubya 3362]

Dear god, what are these cloven hobbit feet?  

https://twitter.com/ThatLoomis/status/1417635316664610818?s=20

[Anastasis 23481]

She apparently has eight toes.  That explains a bit. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

That’s really fucking creepy. Maybe she’s an experiment?

[Guest Lobo]

To use Qanon maths...she has 8 toes and is the #3 most powerful person in our new government.  8x3=24 which is the number of chromosomes she has.  

I can't believe with the media/PR/Fox media machine she has around her at all times, that somebody is constantly trying to duct tape a pair of crocs to those fucking ape paws.  

[TeeDubya 3362]

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

To use Qanon maths...she has 8 toes and is the #3 most powerful person in our new government.  8x3=24 which is the number of chromosomes she has.  

I can't believe with the media/PR/Fox media machine she has around her at all times, that somebody is constantly trying to duct tape a pair of crocs to those fucking ape paws.  

A brilliant look into their.... minds?

[hornmpa96 2620]

These are the type of feet you generally see in babies born in an asylum.

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

Feetal alcohol syndrome

[TDunk 590]

Was she on the Alive flight and used her pinkie toes and part of the bigs for food?

[F250 28813]

43 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Dear god, what are these cloven hobbit feet?  

https://twitter.com/ThatLoomis/status/1417635316664610818?s=20

[Guest Lobo]

My whore smells like whiskey and feet.  

[elfenix 34331]

two threads is two too many for this waste of space

[atomheartbevo 89777]

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

My whore smells like whiskey and feet.  

Wait, your whore doesn't smell like formaldehyde and a Glade air freshener?

[Goredho 17413]

2 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Dear god, what are these cloven hobbit feet?  

https://twitter.com/ThatLoomis/status/1417635316664610818?s=20

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

[TeeDubya 3362]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

Because I'm a dumbass, and my quick scan didn't reveal the first one.

[RDCanecutter 26462]

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

16 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Feetal alcohol syndrome

Fecal alcohol syndrome. 

[hpslugga 4062]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

Goddamnit I was thinking that too

Edit: and honestly I think she mutilated herself to give life to all sorts of conspiracies: ancient aliens, flat earth, young earth creationism, Satan, etc. 

Edited July 27, 2021 by hpslugga

[NAVY 6747]

6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Did they inject the thalidomide straight between her toes to hide the track marks and cause the club toes all at once?  

 

[Gatorubet 30286]

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

Because God gave her a foot that looked like her other one.

[Underdog 28766]

Wished I had thought to take a screenshot but looks like our gump doesn't know how to spell poison in her latest IG tantrum.  She has since corrected it. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

On 7/26/2021 at 10:00 PM, TeeDubya said:

Dear god, what are these cloven hobbit feet?  

https://twitter.com/ThatLoomis/status/1417635316664610818?s=20

Walter Sobchak : Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter.

Walter Sobchak : No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Nihilist #2 : His girlfriend gave up her toe!

Nihilist #3 : She though we'd be getting million dollars!

Nihilist #2 : Iss not fair!

Walter Sobchak : Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

[RPM 26339]

She has a tail, doesn't she?

[hpslugga 4062]

16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Because God gave her a foot that looked like her other one.

[Guest Lobo]

And who the fuck is that media crew that she and Matt always have in toe?  

[WillUSAF 226]

On 7/26/2021 at 11:09 PM, Anastasis said:

She apparently has eight toes.  That explains a bit. 

8 toes and a bigger dick than most of her( I mean ITS) Republican colleagues

[Tuco 5077]

She has a tail, doesn't she?

Rush Limbaugh had a tail. The medical name is pilonidal cyst, but you know that thing would wag a little whenever he heard about kids getting shot.

[Underdog 28766]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

She has a tail, doesn't she?

Pretty sure MTGump has more back hair than in this photo. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

And who the fuck is that media crew that she and Matt always have in toe?  

OANN, FOX, Newsmax, etc...

[NWBuck 8579]

21 hours ago, Lobo said:

And who the fuck is that media crew that she and Matt always have in toe?  

[Satchel 6946]

https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1422675527794634754?s=21

[Macanudo 13007]

20 hours ago, Satchel said:

https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1422675527794634754?s=21

The crowds reaction to Alabama being so unvaccinated, while sickening, is not surprising at all.

[Sbbruin 21866]

Well, I have now.

[Willfully Horn 8046]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I have now.

Not so fast, we only saw the part of her feet sticking out of the sand. I wouldn’t bet against an opposable toe on the bottom of her heel.

Edited August 6, 2021 by Willfully Horn
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[Scheiss Meister 8409]

On 7/29/2021 at 12:32 PM, RPM said:

She has a tail, doesn't she?

She had it cut off, and keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde in her medicine cabinet, between the Band Aids and the monkey blood.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Maybe she DOES have an alibi...

[AnTiM 1669]

Maybe she has zakry disease, i.e. her face looks zakry like her ass.

[Satchel 6946]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33885]

13 hours ago, Satchel said:

 

she'll just have her donors pay it.

[Macanudo 13007]

Well, she has raised something like $4,500,000 so far this year.   She's learned grifting very well.

[Satchel 6946]

MTG, may have finagled her way on to the House Oversight Committee, but her once close personal friend thinks she’s a whore and a criminal:

 

[The Royal We 3072]

[TeeDubya 3362]

"I will not suffer this harlot."



Thanks Nathanial Hawthorne....   (But please, I don't want to hear details about someone literally bumping uglies with that three-toed baboon face.)

Edited January 7, 2023 by TeeDubya

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

He left out "...of Babylon!" 

[Smax 3800]

Spork footed ditch pig

[TexArcher 38007]

42 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

 

 

[Chooky 13317]

What's Sammy Davis Jr going on about?

[Sbbruin 21866]

58 minutes ago, Chooky said:

What's Sammy Davis Jr going on about?

 

[956 Worldwide 34746]

7 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

"I will not suffer this harlot."



Thanks Nathanial Hawthorne....   (But please, I don't want to hear details about someone literally bumping uglies with that three-toed baboon face.)

I was impressed when he deployed “harlot” but then he sunk back to just mediocre, unoriginal misogyny with “whore.”  
 

Strumpet, hussy, floozy, tramp, painted woman, Jezebel, slattern, moll…This is where you need to go next for some inspired ranting once you deploy “harlot.”