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To use Qanon maths...she has 8 toes and is the #3 most powerful person in our new government.  8x3=24 which is the number of chromosomes she has.  

I can't believe with the media/PR/Fox media machine she has around her at all times, that somebody is constantly trying to duct tape a pair of crocs to those fucking ape paws.  

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12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

To use Qanon maths...she has 8 toes and is the #3 most powerful person in our new government.  8x3=24 which is the number of chromosomes she has.  

I can't believe with the media/PR/Fox media machine she has around her at all times, that somebody is constantly trying to duct tape a pair of crocs to those fucking ape paws.  

A brilliant look into their.... minds?

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My whore smells like whiskey and feet.  

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

Because I'm a dumbass, and my quick scan didn't reveal the first one.

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7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Why did this necessitate a second thread?!?

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

Goddamnit I was thinking that too

Edit: and honestly I think she mutilated herself to give life to all sorts of conspiracies: ancient aliens, flat earth, young earth creationism, Satan, etc. 

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6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, when those feet photos finally make it to the Ancient Aliens channel, they'll milk them for 50 shows spread over a decade.

 

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Did they inject the thalidomide straight between her toes to hide the track marks and cause the club toes all at once?  

 

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Wished I had thought to take a screenshot but looks like our gump doesn't know how to spell poison in her latest IG tantrum.  She has since corrected it. 

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On 7/26/2021 at 10:00 PM, TeeDubya said:

Dear god, what are these cloven hobbit feet?  

https://twitter.com/ThatLoomis/status/1417635316664610818?s=20

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Walter Sobchak : Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter.

Walter Sobchak : No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Nihilist #2 : His girlfriend gave up her toe!

Nihilist #3 : She though we'd be getting million dollars!

Nihilist #2 : Iss not fair!

Walter Sobchak : Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

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And who the fuck is that media crew that she and Matt always have in toe?  

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On 7/26/2021 at 11:09 PM, Anastasis said:

She apparently has eight toes.  That explains a bit. 

8 toes and a bigger dick than most of her( I mean ITS) Republican colleagues

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She has a tail, doesn't she?

Rush Limbaugh had a tail. The medical name is pilonidal cyst, but you know that thing would wag a little whenever he heard about kids getting shot.
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12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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Well, I have now.

Not so fast, we only saw the part of her feet sticking out of the sand. I wouldn’t bet against an opposable toe on the bottom of her heel.

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On 7/29/2021 at 12:32 PM, RPM said:

She has a tail, doesn't she?

She had it cut off, and keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde in her medicine cabinet, between the Band Aids and the monkey blood.

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MTG, may have finagled her way on to the House Oversight Committee, but her once close personal friend thinks she’s a whore and a criminal:

 

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"I will not suffer this harlot."



Thanks Nathanial Hawthorne....   (But please, I don't want to hear details about someone literally bumping uglies with that three-toed baboon face.)

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7 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

"I will not suffer this harlot."



Thanks Nathanial Hawthorne....   (But please, I don't want to hear details about someone literally bumping uglies with that three-toed baboon face.)

I was impressed when he deployed “harlot” but then he sunk back to just mediocre, unoriginal misogyny with “whore.”  
 

Strumpet, hussy, floozy, tramp, painted woman, Jezebel, slattern, moll…This is where you need to go next for some inspired ranting once you deploy “harlot.” 

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