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Just now, Okcool said:

It’s still at The Cottages in that shithole of a town? aggy own the apartment complex?

Yes. And I believe he university owns a small stake or has a subsidy or something. There is some relationship between the complex and the university. Maybe A&M donated the land or something. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

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1 minute ago, Okcool said:

It’s still at The Cottages in that shithole of a town? aggy own the apartment complex?

I was going to ask:

“Do all of the prisoners living in the barn houses in the prison yard get access to that swimming pool?”

The facilities at prison yards in shit holes in Texas apparently have been upgraded since they filmed “Cool Hand Luke”.

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1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

I will be mockingly chanting S-E-C after we beat Bama in September.

I, for one, had an absolute blast chanting S-E-C at the Sugar Bowl—especially after hearing UGA fans near us say “it’s obvious the team didn’t want to be here.”

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7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I love how they cherry pick one of the few recruits we have committed that actually went up in ranking to confirm BOMC.  Fucking morons

Also they don’t apply the same scrutiny when their 3 star linebacker commit gets bumped up enough to get a 4th star during the summer, after he commits there. Because you know THAT guy was severely under ranked and the services are just catching up.  Despite no camps or games. 

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These expectations are going to make to make this thread delicious. The texags meltdowns this season are going to be a thing of legend. They feel the urgency. They have ten plus years of writing checks with their mouths. They haven’t cashed a single one.
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Yea. I can see the usual pre-season optimism, but they are working themselves up into thinking they're a playoff contender. The posters on Texags have gone from saying 10 wins and an NY6 bowl victory would be great to imagining themselves as a juggernaut.  The former is within the realm of possibility no matter how unlikely. The latter is a recipe for mass suicide.

They make zero allowance for a new QB and a new DC. They're actually happy Mond and Calzada aren't on the team as though experience is a curse. Las Vegas says it's much more likely they finish with 8 wins and nobody thinks they'll win their division or conference.

"I always like our chances when we're underestimated."

Yes, it takes the sting out of 8-4 and ducking Wake Forest.

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Where the fuck are they getting that we are paying players not to visit other schools?  Where did this get started?  There was reference in the screenshots that it came from Texags, I assume Lucci?  It has become a mantra for them.  Coming from a school who allegedly threatened to withhold their bag if a player attended an allstar game.

 

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24 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Where the fuck are they getting that we are paying players not to visit other schools?  

Same as every other ignorant dumbass thing they believe in all walks of life.  Some dipshit says it and then their very limited, very poor hive mind accepts it and spews into their echo chamber ad nauseum.

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30 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Where the fuck are they getting that we are paying players not to visit other schools?  Where did this get started?  There was reference in the screenshots that it came from Texags, I assume Lucci?  It has become a mantra for them.  Coming from a school who allegedly threatened to withhold their bag if a player attended an allstar game.

 

Like all the other fantasies in their heads that become their own personal realities, some idiot on the boards said it was the only explanation that made sense as to why kids weren't visiting them, and why there wasn't as much interest. It had nothing to do with current guys on their rosters telling recruits that a&m wasn't paying as they'd promised once kids got to campus, or that momentum was elsewhere. No, it obviously was because we were paying kids not to visit aTm. Of course, Liucci tacitly implied this was happening without getting into specifics on some radio program, and viola, their perpetual motion machine of delusion was off to the races. 

These motherfuckers have never heard of Occam's Razor, that's for sure. 

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28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Like all the other fantasies in their heads that become their own personal realities, some idiot on the boards said it was the only explanation that made sense as to why kids weren't visiting them, and why there wasn't as much interest. It had nothing to do with current guys on their rosters telling recruits that a&m wasn't paying as they'd promised once kids got to campus, or that momentum was elsewhere. No, it obviously was because we were paying kids not to visit aTm. Of course, Liucci tacitly implied this was happening without getting into specifics on some radio program, and viola, their perpetual motion machine of delusion was off to the races. 

These motherfuckers have never heard of Occam's Razor, that's for sure. 

*Voila 

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It is amazing to see these rubes spew the same fantasies in their heads over and over and over. They have no critical thinking or analytical skills whatsoever, and certainly no self awareness. How can people walk through life so dumb?

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It is amazing to see these rubes spew the same fantasies in their heads over and over and over. They have no critical thinking or analytical skills whatsoever, and certainly no self awareness. How can people walk through life so dumb?

Think about how dumb the avg person is. Now realize half of people are dumber than that. That’s where aggys fall.

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22 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It is amazing to see these rubes spew the same fantasies in their heads over and over and over. They have no critical thinking or analytical skills whatsoever, and certainly no self awareness. How can people walk through life so dumb?

Everyone of these screen shots is guaranteed to have a "Trust in Jimbo", "wait til tu's season starts!", "tu is paying players not to come here", "class is full of bread, hardly any top 200 players". Truly a sight to see.  

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4 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Where the fuck are they getting that we are paying players not to visit other schools?  Where did this get started?  There was reference in the screenshots that it came from Texags, I assume Lucci?  It has become a mantra for them.  Coming from a school who allegedly threatened to withhold their bag if a player attended an allstar game.

 

Let's start with this one.  They think Patton gave a shit about them.  They think they are blue blood program and a national powerhouse.  They think they are a sleeping giant and not some mid-tier program.   They think that Texas has not been relevant and yet their only national championship was claimed by USC before WW2, meanwhile we have one this century and one more game played. 

They think Jimbo Fisher's contract was a great deal (for them).

If you are a functioning human you will never understand them.  Unless you get some Black Noir type of treatment.

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