Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29927]

On 10/3/2021 at 10:13 AM, texifornia said:

buyers remorse coming in HOT
 

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There's a missing apostrophe but does it go before or after the s?

[Texasborn91 938]

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tarp. My dude. No.

 

 

[Gut Wagon 8081]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

From this string:

There's a missing apostrophe but does it go before or after the s?

While we're at it, let's note that it also should be performances. 

[RomaVicta 29927]

On 10/3/2021 at 11:13 AM, texifornia said:

Miserabilia

Pos repped often, but the introduction of this word is outstanding, my friend. 

[texifornia 56985]

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Pos repped often, but the introduction of this word is outstanding, my friend. 

I can't claim credit, it's a Los Campesinos song off of their 2008 album We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed. 

[BurntUp 250]

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

[Deej 76820]

7 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

aggy national championship Nextdoor Racist Posting team.

[Mdhorn 5968]

The females in that picture…

 

Edited October 5, 2021 by Mdhorn

[Enchubben 5510]

18 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

Just like I imagined.  
x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x

[WBT 20588]

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy national championship Nextdoor Racist Posting team. orgy of racism

fif @C-Man

[SHOOTER12 8810]

23 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

Moms of what?

[RomaVicta 29927]

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I can't claim credit, it's a Los Campesinos song off of their 2008 album We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed. 

There is a saying that good writers borrow, and great writers steal.

Your usage was great. I really do appreciate your contributions here and your habit of linking to 247 when you mention a player to allow people like me to be reminded about or introduced to the recruit.

[Focht Up 631]

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

[pacman 7359]

5 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

Definitely a 100%'er

[Deej 76820]

13 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

Someone who eats lists.

[Bevo14 8329]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Tarp. My dude. No.

 

Bama could start their punter at QB and still win. Hell, he's probably more accurate than Calzada.

Still, if they found some way to win they'd probably be set for the next century. Jimbo would get raised to 20 mil/year immediately. 

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[BurntUp 250]

43 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Moms of what?

The ones on the front row look like they are being Futureman'd.

 

[RomaVicta 29927]

On 10/3/2021 at 12:09 PM, texifornia said:

"best damn campus on the planet" - objectively wrong

College doesn't prepare your for life, it is your life. Leaving college is the end of the best you will ever experience. You have an Aggie Ring. Don't lose perspective when the team loses even when all of us were crowing about arriving as a national power with Alabama shaking in their boots.

I don't care about winning in football. It's not as rewarding as just being an Aggie. 

Sour fucking grapes bitches.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12400]

On 10/3/2021 at 4:32 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

I actually feel for Calzada. He's just in way over his head and taking all the blame

Same. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12400]

1 hour ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

I take it the one at the very top at the end must be Foster's mom. 

[Redneck Mutha 7996]

15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

College doesn't prepare your for life, it is your life. Leaving college is the end of the best you will ever experience. You have an Aggie Ring. Don't lose perspective when the team loses even when all of us were crowing grackling about arriving as a national power with Alabama shaking in their boots.

I don't care about winning in football. It's not as rewarding as just being an Aggie. 

Sour fucking grapes bitches.

 

fify

[Handcruser 2805]

Where it wear?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Just like I imagined.  
x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x

Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

[Duke Silver 191]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

That’s a Collie Station 7, dag nabbit!

[Bevo14 8329]

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

Left and fourth from left are alright. 

[Reese Bennett 3614]

25 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Left and fourth from left are alright. 

I hope that second left was meant to be a right.

[BurntUp 250]

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

Where it wear?

Everyware 

[Bevo14 8329]

39 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I hope that second left was meant to be a right.

Definitely wasn't but I'm not exactly dying to defend my position.

 

[Mdhorn 5968]

3 hours ago, Handcruser said:

Where it wear?

To the carnival, circus or poultry event because everybody knows, that's where the ladies are at.  

[Napoleon 8687]

This one has potential. She seems to be hiding so that no one sees her and associates her with this group. 

The image is fuzzy, but she has the basics of being an attractive 50 to 55 year-old who was attractive throughout most of her life. 

Under 40 Surlys need not pause to consider her, but the older guys probably would mind a turn. 

[Napoleon 8687]

EDIT: “…the older guys probably wouldn’t mind a turn.”

[Gut Wagon 8081]

16 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

EDIT: “…the older guys probably wouldn’t mind a turn.”

Some might suggest you had it right to start with. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

12 hours ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

[horn4life 3761]

Take any Aggie stadium shot you want. ANY SHOT!!!

 

 

 

And finding any beautiful PERSON, is like a visual hunt for "Where's Waldo?"

[texifornia 56985]

Spoiler

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

That's right, aggy.  Keep Dumbo at all costs.  He's your ticket back to 1939.

[Bevo14 8329]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Ah yes. The very good system with the teeny tiny caveat that it needs an exceptional QB to run.

[texifornia 56985]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Ah yes. The very good system with the teeny tiny caveat that it needs an exceptional QB to run.

Shawn Watson ran a Sugar Bowl winning system when he had Teddy Bridgewater running it, so, ya know, seem fine.

[XForce 218]

48 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Take any Aggie stadium shot you want. ANY SHOT!!!

 

 

 

And finding any beautiful PERSON, is like a visual hunt for "Where's Waldo?"

Come on now. There are plenty of beautiful women in Texas and a few in my class went there. None of the good looking ones are sitting with the costume crowd so they don’t get as much attention. 

[WinningIsHard 4044]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

When you spend 4-5 years bangin sheep, jizzing into jars, and having your ass cheeks slapped by a grown man wearing full military garb (no Halloween homo)....all those ladies are 10's. Stupid Sip 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

SkinSpiritHouston asking "What do you want to do about it, run home to moma?", really hits home with all of @texifornia's aggy misery inspired art. 

[SydneyCarton 48108]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

SkinSpiritHouston asking "What do you want to do about it, run home to moma?", really hits home with all of @texifornia's aggy misery inspired art. 

[cafe society 2871]

If you're running home to moma, hope you don't live any further than Newark.

[RomaVicta 29927]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

SkinSpiritHouston asking "What do you want to do about it, run home to moma?", really hits home with all of @texifornia's aggy misery inspired art. 

It's fucking Mt. Everest, man. Nobody beats Mississippi State or Arkansas on any kind of a regular basis. They're juggernauts! And those are just the foothills! You don't even meet any Sherpas at this level.

EVEREST!!!!!!!

[Deej 76820]

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's fucking Mt. Everest, man. Nobody beats Mississippi State or Arkansas on any kind of a regular basis. They're juggernauts! And those are just the foothills! You don't even meet any Sherpas at this level.

EVEREST!!!!!!!

aggy:

 

[texifornia 56985]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

aggy:

 

[Scholz 11944]

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

If you're running home to moma, hope you don't live any further than Newark.

[BurntUp 250]

Give him a raise so he can buy in even better.

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

[Deej 76820]

I'd like to thank COVID for giving them last season to bring the roller coaster to new heights. This has been glorious.