Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Junior Bonner 6248]

24 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Big "I bought you dinner, you owe me sex!!!" energy

Wait. What? You saying dinner does NOT lead to automatic sex? Dude….

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

[Gil Bang 25944]

@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

[Vertigo 20276]

[texifornia 56911]

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians so it might have to wait until Sunday evening if the man himself doesn't just post them directly. 

[Bevo14 8304]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Steel yourself, Tarp.

[Foosters 17850]

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians

As one does.

[texifornia 56911]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

As one does.

it me

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[Gut Wagon 8065]

Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

[realgreggym 835]

5 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

Gut, they will be playing for the first time this year on the opposing team's field. I have no idea how tough Missouri's home crowd will be but it will be different that having 90k aggys screaming for you. And I have to believe that the crowds at Ole Miss and LSU will cause problems that this team hasn't faced yet this year.

[texifornia 56911]

Just perfect

 

[Sejjr 3246]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:02 PM, texifornia said:

Just perfect

 

It is always "Jimbo Fisher & Co" with these rubes. And I wonder how long ago Billy shat out the bones of that article. 

[ousux 5597]

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

[Tex Pete 20342]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

They should give him a raise and a shiny new 20__ trophy.

[Scholz 11941]

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

[Tex Pete 20342]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

Bryce also with the horns down. Or maybe it was an "M" for Mizzou.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

[Tex Pete 20342]

15 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

Unless he's standing in a half-squat on his toes on his right foot, which even if he were to attempt it, I don't think he could pull it off.

[Orange&White 5522]

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

[Scholz 11941]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

Yeah he whiffed on his guy on the play where they got the safety.  He's a freshman though.

[fattyflattie 4639]

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

[Catjuggler 14]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

His mom is a Qanon psycho.    I'm surprised she isn't facing charges from Jan 6th.    

[Scholz 11941]

12 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

[RGBIII 22840]

The gum to teeth ratio on the women in college station is just insane. Must be from the dipping

[Sabalo 994]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

Are we sure he's the dad?

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

Buh.  

[Schulz2.0 28951]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

[Schulz2.0 28951]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

That's Kuato.

[Davis Lane 5581]

On 10/18/2021 at 3:43 PM, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

On 10/18/2021 at 8:42 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 10/18/2021 at 10:04 AM, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

That is one messed up looking family.

[fattyflattie 4639]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That is one messed up looking family.

Aggys, man. 

[RomaVicta 29905]

On 10/21/2021 at 10:45 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

I'm guessing it's an ostomy bag dangerously full in the first photo and covered in the second. My dad had one in the same place.

[texifornia 56911]

They are coming

OU ones too

Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They are coming

OU ones too

My body is ready 

[texifornia 56911]

Let's start with some Bama sadness and aggy response to that as a light warmup since we know they eke out the W

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[texifornia 56911]

And now the in-game posts from aggy

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Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[texifornia 56911]

pt 2

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[texifornia 56911]

pt 3

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Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[Scholz 11941]

"Do we get to question how good Jimbo is?"

Sure but you're stuck with him anyway, rube.

[texifornia 56911]

aaaand that's the ballgame

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[texifornia 56911]

Live mas

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[texifornia 56911]

oh no

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[texifornia 56911]

Wellness check on RedsCerebrum

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[irishtexan 11518]

We need one of these for OU fans today.

[texifornia 56911]

15 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We need one of these for OU fans today.

Oh they're coming - just going chronologically.

More aggy:

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[texifornia 56911]

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[texifornia 56911]

LSU fans fucking suuuuuck part infinity: