Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Beau Vine 54,208]

* berth

No one wants to smell having a baby in the championship game.  

[SydneyCarton 48,057]

45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Just imagine the profound depth of that pool.

Yeah I’ve noticed it for years. Decommit season is also another one we pioneered. 

[SDG 3,319]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

We are. We have a whole day planned for Coronado tomorrow, about which we are extremely excited. But we’re going to mess around on Mission Beach for a few hours, then head to La Jolla for tidal pools. 
 

if we ever get out of the fucking hotel. 

Just tell her you’re gonna meet Zep in Tijuana for a few hours until she’s ready.  I’ll bet she’ll be ready in under 5 minutes.   

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

This has been a glorious meltdown. Bravo for the work gentleman 

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

As somebody that doesn't follow recruiting closely, I never really understood the RC didn't offer nickname but I get it now.

That nickname was too damn good to change it. 

[TriStone 1,724]

OK, so I seem to remember one of aggy's 2022 class was from Florida and committed to them without ever even taking a visit.  Am I correct on that or am I misremembering shit?

[pacman 7,355]

The infamous PowerPoint image that I just can't manage to attach to this post in the year 2022.

Edited July 1, 2022 by pacman

[Vertigo 20,276]

5 minutes ago, pacman said:

The infamous PowerPoint image that I just can't manage to attach to this post in the year 2022.

They are probably referencing the NIL slide that Marion posted to his IG last year if they even have that. 

[ricky queso 96]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I have a 2%er wife as well, but she also hates football so I get to avoid any dumbass conversations and she just rolls her eyes when I make aggy jokes. 

have you tried explaining them to her?

[ricky queso 96]

10 minutes ago, pacman said:

The infamous PowerPoint image that I just can't manage to attach to this post in the year 2022.

Bezos is a Longhorn!!!

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I understand a genuine rivalry, but these sad little gomers are delusional.  

[BigSwingingD 719]

3 hours ago, horn4life said:

I especially liked " and can't stand seeing us doing what we are doing."

Exactly WTF has A&M Done?  Beaten Alabama twice in the last decade, and never sniffed a birth in the Championship game?  Who the fuck would want to emulate that?

 

Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.  

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

3 hours ago, horn4life said:

 

Exactly WTF has A&M Done?  never sniffed a birth in the Championship game?  

 

Many aggys have sniffed a birth in an ewe's pussy.  

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Many aggys have sniffed a birth in an ewe's pussy.  

HEY a dad has to be there for the birth of their offspring

[RomaVicta 29,902]

3 hours ago, TriStone said:

OK, so I seem to remember one of aggy's 2022 class was from Florida and committed to them without ever even taking a visit.  Am I correct on that or am I misremembering shit?

It just took a picture from the pool party and he begged to get in.

 

1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.  

They tried to push the idea that it was the greatest college football game ever. Everybody would forget the 2005 championship game.

[RGBIII 22,838]

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Aggies have sark and Arch pegged, imo. He needs talent all around him, just like Mac Jones. Who promptly got drafted and cratered in the NFL. What’s that? Playoff run as a rookie and pro bowl appearance and the most successful rookie in his class? Aggie fans are literally a hive extension of Helobious. If they’re saying it, it’s factually the opposite. 

No one has ever seen Jimbo and @NowThis in the same room. That’s a fact

[jimmyjazz 45,889]

3 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.  

I've actually had that thrown at me.  I mentioned that we're 1-1 against LSU in the last 25 years, whereas they're 2-9.

That didn't go over well.  

[HtownHorn 14,668]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've actually had that thrown at me.  I mentioned that we're 1-1 against LSU in the last 25 years, whereas they're 2-9.

That didn't go over well.  

We are a dropped TD pass and a pandemic away from being 3-0 against them.

[RollLeft 5,040]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Poor Bohmfalk

(Also, wild misrepresentation of UT fans being happy NIL has outpaced the bag game, but go off)

Thats exactly what we are saying you dumb mfer.

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

Why does he keep saying that class was built after going 9-1? 

It was primarily built during an 8-4 season where they went from the #6 preseason team to unranked at the end of the year. 

[HtownHorn 14,668]

19 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Why does he keep saying that class was built after going 9-1? 

It was primarily built during an 8-4 season where they went from the #6 preseason team to unranked at the end of the year. 

Because it is the only time aggy has not been a complete afterthought in college football since 2011. Even then, Texas has more 10 win seasons than aggy in the last 10 years.

[Vertigo 20,276]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

No one has ever seen Jimbo and @NowThis in the same room. That’s a fact

In fairness, Jimbo may have in fact been in the room but obscured by the potted plant.

[jimmyjazz 45,889]

46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Even then, Texas has more 10 win seasons than aggy in the last 10 years.

Same # -- 1.

Over that time period, A&M has had a higher winning percentage (67% vs 56%).  But, they've done so against a lesser average strength of schedule (Texas 17 vs A&M 26).

LMAO that they faced weaker competition after moving to the SEC! SEC! SEC! than they would have had they stayed in the Big XII.

PS:  Neither team has any reason to brag.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,450]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've actually had that thrown at me.  I mentioned that we're 1-1 against LSU in the last 25 years, whereas they're 2-9.

That didn't go over well.  

Texas is 9-8-1 against LSU

 

A&M is 22-35-3 against LSU

[ATXHorn94 71]

14 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Can’t wait to read the rumors that guy has been “hearing out of the 512.”  Maybe if we get Hiil and Muhammad they’ll need so much cope they’ll make some up. 

Hey, that guy lives in Cedar Park so he must know all the intricacies of our recruiting since he lives close to Austin.  🤣

[ATXHorn94 71]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Same # -- 1.

Over that time period, A&M has had a higher winning percentage (67% vs 56%).  But, they've done so against a lesser average strength of schedule (Texas 17 vs A&M 26).

LMAO that they faced weaker competition after moving to the SEC! SEC! SEC! than they would have had they stayed in the Big XII.

PS:  Neither team has any reason to brag.

Our record would be better if we played 1 FCS team a year, too.

[SamMan 1,362]

It’s bizarre to me that fans of a school with their track record would ever question whether something will ever translate to “winning on the field” for somebody else..as if they know what that looks like. That is literally the question they have been asking themselves for nearly a century—when is our super awesome school spirit and timeworn tradition ever going to translate to winning on the field?? I mean, I’ve honestly been under the assumption that they originated the idea that a marching band could win halftime in order to compensate for their football team’s shitty results on the field, but maybe I’ve missed something in their illustrious history since 1939. 

[Tired Horn 738]

3 hours ago, SamMan said:

It’s bizarre to me that fans of a school with their track record would ever question whether something will ever translate to “winning on the field” for somebody else..as if they know what that looks like. That is literally the question they have been asking themselves for nearly a century—when is our super awesome school spirit and timeworn tradition ever going to translate to winning on the field?? I mean, I’ve honestly been under the assumption that they originated the idea that a marching band could win halftime in order to compensate for their football team’s shitty results on the field, but maybe I’ve missed something in their illustrious history since 1939. 

You haven't missed a thing. 

They're always on the cusp of an incomparable greatness for the ages that will put everyone else in the nation to shame forever, right up until the moment they're not. Then it's dead dog cemeteries, squeezing their left nut, and the cult of some guy named Gill who did a simple thing any number of students in that era did at other schools, only nobody else was delusional enough to think it was some uniquely awesome act of heroism.

In one sense, it's a shame we'll ever play them again. Continuing that stupid off campus bonfire after they quit playing us is about the most Aggie thing ever. It symbolizes their burning hatred of whatever. 

[SydneyCarton 48,057]

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've actually had that thrown at me.  I mentioned that we're 1-1 against LSU in the last 25 years, whereas they're 2-9.

That didn't go over well.  

I believe you meant to say “it went over as amazing as you’d expect.”

[jimmyjazz 45,889]

9 hours ago, SamMan said:

I mean, I’ve honestly been under the assumption that they originated the idea that a marching band could win halftime in order to compensate for their football team’s shitty results on the field, but maybe I’ve missed something in their illustrious history since 1939. 

Their marching band sucks, too.  The self-delusion over their "dangerous" pass throughs is fascinating.  Any decent Texas HS marching band could learn that drill in an hour.

[RomaVicta 29,902]

And a high school marching band would add musicianship while doing so.

I'm going to have to enter rehab to stop posting on this thread, but they're so fucking bizarre it's hard not to ponder them.

I will remind of one of their most pathetic episodes before they fled. Recall they were quite distressed that most here consider OU the bigger football rival. On Texags, they were constantly pointing out that we talk about them, we have them in our fight song, and we have/had a Hex Rally. Whenever someone would quote somebody over here deriding the Aggies or even mentioning, inevitably they'd write, "Not their rivals, huh?"

The Aggies have repeated claimed that they're glad to be rid of us. They don't need us. They don't care about us anymore.

We may laugh at how they contradict themselves all the time on everything, but nobody here gets worked up that the Aggies are claiming we're not their big rival. In comparison, we realized that when Nebraska was good that the Nebraska game was likely bigger to OU than playing us. It was likely the same when A&M dominated us. For that time, we wanted that fucking monkey off our backs and would have preferred victory over the Aggies to one over OU. It's a big deal to beat OU; it's an embarrassing nightmare to lose to the Aggies.

If we declared OU was not our big rival, I can't see Sooners tearing at their hair and the veins on their red necks bulging. They'd laugh at the absurdity of it and just look forward to the game. I imagine it's the same with every other college. 

Not the Aggies. They want to believe they are feared and always on the minds of everyone particularly the fehgs down in Austin who give them their identity. These hard core Aggies will eventually find themselves in the 2% as the increased enrollment makes it safer for normal people to ignore or even scorn the traditional idiocy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Man I had completely forgotten about the hex rally. Maybe that will stay dead when the game resumes. 

[Junior Bonner 6,242]

Fuck aggy.
 

And fuck the Brocks, too… 

[LCHorn 2,615]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

And a high school marching band would add musicianship while doing so.

I'm going to have to enter rehab to stop posting on this thread, but they're so fucking bizarre it's hard not to ponder them.

I will remind of one of their most pathetic episodes before they fled. Recall they were quite distressed that most here consider OU the bigger football rival. On Texags, they were constantly pointing out that we talk about them, we have them in our fight song, and we have/had a Hex Rally. Whenever someone would quote somebody over here deriding the Aggies or even mentioning, inevitably they'd write, "Not their rivals, huh?"

The Aggies have repeated claimed that they're glad to be rid of us. They don't need us. They don't care about us anymore.

We may laugh at how they contradict themselves all the time on everything, but nobody here gets worked up that the Aggies are claiming we're not their big rival. In comparison, we realized that when Nebraska was good that the Nebraska game was likely bigger to OU than playing us. It was likely the same when A&M dominated us. For that time, we wanted that fucking monkey off our backs and would have preferred victory over the Aggies to one over OU. It's a big deal to beat OU; it's an embarrassing nightmare to lose to the Aggies.

If we declared OU was not our big rival, I can't see Sooners tearing at their hair and the veins on their red necks bulging. They'd laugh at the absurdity of it and just look forward to the game. I imagine it's the same with every other college. 

Not the Aggies. They want to believe they are feared and always on the minds of everyone particularly the fehgs down in Austin who give them their identity. These hard core Aggies will eventually find themselves in the 2% as the increased enrollment makes it safer for normal people to ignore or even scorn the traditional idiocy. 

As someone who grew up in the Golden Triangle during their 1980’s era dominance, I’d be more than happy to have their fan base obsess over a rivalry with Arkansas or LSU or whoever instead of UT.  They are kind of like an ex girlfriend that won’t stop calling-move on already, get over it.  

[msucolt45 4,056]

I had an aggy comment on a shirt I rarely decided to wear - the Colt McCoy Rose Bowl vs Bama. It was a shirt just showing the two teams matched up prior to the “results.” No big deal but I’d barely worn it over the years.

aggy looked at that shirt and had to comment something about living in the past - huh? So I looked back at the aggy cap wearing SOB and said at least I have this! It must be tough finding a T-shirt from 1939!

Hook’em!

[msucolt45 4,056]

I had an aggy comment on a shirt I rarely decided to wear - the Colt McCoy Rose Bowl vs Bama. It was a shirt just showing the two teams matched up prior to the “results.” No big deal but I’d barely worn it over the years.

aggy looked at that shirt and had to comment something about living in the past - huh? So I looked back at the aggy cap wearing SOB and said at least I have this! It must be tough finding a T-shirt from 1939!

Hook’em!

[chainsaw 9,858]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I had an aggy comment on a shirt I rarely decided to wear - the Colt McCoy Rose Bowl vs Bama. It was a shirt just showing the two teams matched up prior to the “results.” No big deal but I’d barely worn it over the years.

aggy looked at that shirt and had to comment something about living in the past - huh? So I looked back at the aggy cap wearing SOB and said at least I have this! It must be tough finding a T-shirt from 1939!

Hook’em!

He's setting up a meetup with a brand new audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A

 

[Hozz 1,017]

We need some aggie tears posts about Mitchell.

[RollLeft 5,040]

Hey aTm...

[HtownHorn 14,668]

Just now, Hozz said:

We need some aggie tears posts about Mitchell.

They backed off because he's a 3 star.

[Scholz 11,938]

Suck it, aggys. Fuck you.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

42 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They backed off because he's a 3 star.

Which they hadn’t noticed when they started recruiting him up until just recently. 

[Deej 76,755]

On 7/2/2022 at 12:47 PM, msucolt45 said:

I had an aggy comment on a shirt I rarely decided to wear - the Colt McCoy Rose Bowl vs Bama. It was a shirt just showing the two teams matched up prior to the “results.” No big deal but I’d barely worn it over the years.

aggy looked at that shirt and had to comment something about living in the past - huh? So I looked back at the aggy cap wearing SOB and said at least I have this! It must be tough finding a T-shirt from 1939!

Hook’em!

He had no problem finding aggy Klan robes from 1939, though. 

[ATexanAbroad 627]

it is really weird, I went to texags and 247 aggy... there is absolutely nothing to be found about this random guy named sydir mitchell........he doesnt exist

[Fletch 5,800]

Nm 

Edited July 4, 2022 by Fletch

[ousux 5,597]

it is really weird, I went to texags and 247 aggy... there is absolutely nothing to be found about this random guy named sydir mitchell........he doesnt exist

Jimbo has a half dozen more on deck twice as good as Mitchell. In fact he probably backed off long ago, whoop!

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

On 7/1/2022 at 1:22 PM, RomaVicta said:

 

Just imagine the profound depth of that pool.

You know what they say. Still waters fuck sheep

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

it is really weird, I went to texags and 247 aggy... there is absolutely nothing to be found about this random guy named sydir mitchell........he doesnt exist

They did their “already backed off” shuck and jive a few days ago after the flood of predictions for Texas.  Purged off the pages if not off the servers before the commitment even happened. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,204]

Now Perroni is banning people Looch style

 

[Fletch 5,800]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

it is really weird, I went to texags and 247 aggy... there is absolutely nothing to be found about this random guy named sydir mitchell........he doesnt exist

Jimbo has a half dozen more on deck twice as good as Mitchell. In fact he probably backed off long ago, whoop!

I doubt Jimbo called