Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Rimbo 25773]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

1,4,5,3,2

 

40 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Bingo

I had 1,4,2,3,5, myself. 

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

1,1,1,1,1

I, too, subscribe to the Binary Scale.

[Rimbo 25773]

35 minutes ago, General Specific said:

What in the ever living fuck is going on here?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

1,1,1,1,1

I don’t know. That one on the left looks like she has Vecna living inside her.

[Hornlover 8824]

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Happy Tolerant Fourth Everybody! Here's my cool beach house and my hot girlfriends hanging out. Let's all get along! 

Marissa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio

For anybody that needs names. 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

2 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

I don’t know. That one on the left looks like she has Vecna living inside her.

That's usually bits of fat left from liposuction. 

[dcar00 14030]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

1,4,5,3,2

i'm gonna have to switch 2 and 1 that said my #1 looks like she'd be up for anything up to and including potentially slitting your throat if you fucked around on her.

[chainsaw 9837]

5 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

I don’t know. That one on the left looks like she has Vecna living inside her.

2/10 would not bang

[Hornlover 8824]

Luckily, after they stopped by your beach house, they came over to my place and met up with the rest of my girlfriends. 

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

Professional opinion: micropeen

[SHOOTER12 8788]

17 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Luckily, after they stopped by your beach house, they came over to my place and met up with the rest of my girlfriends. 

1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,x

[HtownHorn 14468]

I guess if we are going to shit all over a thread, the thread about aggy shitting on themselves is the best one to do it on.

[RomaVicta 29775]

How do the same drooling troglodytes know when someone posts a picture of sexy women?

Similar to bbq, nobody gives a rat fuck about your preferences beyond the first obligatory ranking. I don't know what to say about someone who's memorized their names.

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

How do the same drooling troglodytes know when someone posts a picture of sexy women?

Similar to bbq, nobody gives a rat fuck about your preferences beyond the first obligatory ranking. I don't know what to say about someone who's memorized their names.

What a grump.

[closetojumping 62219]

Boy, I don’t know why, but the Theatre of the Absurd that this last 2 pages has become has entertained me. Just outstanding unintentional trolling by @UTEE97 in that he’s managed to get guys like @Rimbo and at @SydneyCarton singing from the same song sheet. 

Also, no one could be happier about this direction shift than Fletch. Dude is wiping his brow somewhere. 

[Napoleon 8600]

My tolerance of Arkie’s mistreatment of us last September was played out yesterday. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

My tolerance of Arkie’s mistreatment of us last September was played out yesterday. 

No apple? GTFOH 

[SHOOTER12 8788]

4 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

I don’t know. That one on the left looks like she has Vecna living inside her.

 

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That's usually bits of fat left from liposuction. 

It could be an extreme veinous situation where a person with a very low fat percentage and very toned muscles prominently shoe the veins that are close to the surface.  I have the same thing in the same area, and believe me,  I've never had lipo.

Edited July 4, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

1...ahhhhh...  I'll be back in an hour for more...

[ztejas 43262]

7 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Texags would allow lit more criticism than this board would.

Holy fuck this is hilariously stupid.

[Junior Bonner 6227]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

It could be an extreme veinous situation where a person with a very low fat percentage and very toned muscles prominently shoe the veins that are close to the surface.  I have the same thing in the same area, and believe me,  I've never had lipo.

So, wait, you’re a hot chick? 

Pics now or gtfo… 

[Napoleon 8600]

21 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Jeeesus fuck. I’m on vacation in Mexico. Check in to confirm we got a dude we thought we were gonna get. And then…… this?

You should NEVER order 3 pizzas To Go while on vacation in Mexico. 

So now you know. 

[Hank_Hill 18486]

6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

It could be an extreme veinous situation where a person with a very low fat percentage and very toned muscles prominently shoe the veins that are close to the surface.  I have the same thing in the same area, and believe me,  I've never had lipo.

Weirdest attempt at a humble brag 

[52-80 19081]

19 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Marissa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio

For anybody that needs names. 

 

dont need names.  hos like these is a dime a doutzen

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

 

On 6/30/2022 at 8:29 AM, closetojumping said:

I honestly don’t think there is a cap on the class for this cycle in Sarkisian’s mind. 28, 32, 35, if the right guys want in, they’re not going to give a shit. Whatever the number, the aggies thinking it’s anything low are just projecting their own insecurities at it. Also, they actually really are supposedly taking a smaller class, in a cycle without counters. Only aggies are this moronic. 

If UT takes a big '23 recruiting class like you're suggesting, will UT even have room to to go after blue-chip portal guys next winter?

[closetojumping 62219]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

If UT takes a big '23 recruiting class like you're suggesting, will UT even have room to to go after blue-chip portal guys next winter?

Yes. 

[BurntOrange&White 39618]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

If UT takes a big '23 recruiting class like you're suggesting, will UT even have room to to go after blue-chip portal guys next winter?

Yes, because the roster still needs to be churned. The floor needs to be raised a lot. 

[Hornlover 8824]

25 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

If UT takes a big '23 recruiting class like you're suggesting, will UT even have room to to go after blue-chip portal guys next winter?

We're currently at 84 scholarship players (including Hookfin. I think that count is right).

We have 14 seniors/super seniors. Toss in two that decide to leave early, a medical scholarship and 7 that decide to transfer, you're starting at 60 or so.

If we signed 30 HS players and 5 portals, we'd be at 95 scholarships. We'd need need some combination of 10 players to either agree to be walk-ons or get trapdoored or moved to medical scholarship. Completely do-able.

 

[texifornia 56489]

Hope y'all had a lovely Fourth. Except Mr. "Everyone hating my shitty opinions is Un-American."

[texifornia 56489]

Starting with the afternoon of 7/1

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

The last class was all about outworking the others and relationships. Got it.

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

Bless this man's heart

[texifornia 56489]

[SydneyCarton 47847]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hope y'all had a lovely Fourth. Except Mr. "Everyone hating my shitty opinions is Un-American."

“We have every possible advantage defensively.” Yes, like a new defensive coordinator that isn’t Mike Elko, and just so happens has a history of being wildly despised and killed one of his players. What’s not to like?

[texifornia 56489]

Rolling on with 7/2

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

[RomaVicta 29775]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The repetition remains mind-numbing with the exception of their fervor over the greatest event in the history of recruiting.

 

 

[Chopper 17153]

[Duane Moore 5236]

I love how they say that someone playing at a 2A high school will never be ready for the SEC when it’s the same high school that Peyton and Eli attended. 

[RomaVicta 29775]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

I love how they say that someone playing at a 2A high school will never be ready for the SEC when it’s the same high school that Peyton and Eli attended. 

They were overrated fehgs, too. Haynes King would devour them.

[SydneyCarton 47847]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Listen, those fucks don’t understand what the fairness doctrine actually is or how it works, clearly. But I would love for all schools to be doing that. What I do know is that those motherfuckers would HATE it immediately. 
 

on the flip side, aTm implementing a journalism school based on a principle/law/concept that hasn’t been around for, what, 40 years, is also the most perfectly Aggie thing ever. 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

It’s not fair that we don’t have a low school or a journalism school. Waaah.

hell no, nobody else in Texas can have a veterinary school!

[SydneyCarton 47847]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not fair that we don’t have a low school or a journalism school. Waaah.

hell no, nobody else in Texas can have a veterinary school!

I mean, they are the Lowest of schools, so disagree there. 
 

in all seriousness they have a law school. They bought one of the shiftiest ones in Texas no one has ever heard of a few years back and slapped their nutsack of a logo on it. Problem solved. 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, they are the Lowest of schools, so disagree there. 
 

in all seriousness they have a law school. They bought one of the shiftiest ones in Texas no one has ever heard of a few years back and slapped their nutsack of a logo on it. Problem solved. 

I know. But before that they petitioned whatever governing body to create a new one and were told there was no unmet need. But they were determined to add a bunch of aggy to the bar and eventually the Texas lege and benches.   So they bought Wesleyan- and promptly told weslyan grads that asked for new diplomas saying aggy law school to fuck off. 
 

all while attempting to stop another veterinary school to be started by another Texas school despite a proven need. 

Edited July 5, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[UDontKnow 10439]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not fair that we don’t have a low school or a journalism school. Waaah.

hell no, nobody else in Texas can have a veterinary school!

So this just started up...finally!

https://www.depts.ttu.edu/vetschool/

Since they are based in Amarillo, they need to eventually have satellite campuses in Lubbock, Midland, Odessa, and maybe even El Paso. This shouldn't be too difficult considering that Tech already has academic campuses in those places.

 

But the future aggy tears will be delicious.

"Oh yeah, well we're the top veterinary center for sheep care. Fuck cows. Who cares about them?"

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, they are the Lowest of schools, so disagree there. 
 

in all seriousness they have a law school. They bought one of the shiftiest ones in Texas no one has ever heard of a few years back and slapped their nutsack of a logo on it. Problem solved. 

Somehow aggy is ranked as a Top 50 law school: https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

 

I know not to put too much stock into these rankings, but goddamn Top 50 (#46)? Seriously? Here I was thinking that only TSU's law school is worse than them (in-state).

[Vertigo 20265]

"We are better at NIL than they are".

[TriStone 1724]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They sure are proud of their pool party.  You'd think they invented the concept.