Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

What is 2-3x NIL? Is it like when a kid says I got my 8th offer from UT.  

[RomaVicta 30,033]

56 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Very good. Maybe Free should be Free Rent in Their Heads.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,814]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

[NYBevo 1,699]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Free spot should be BDF

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

What is 2-3x NIL? Is it like when a kid says I got my 8th offer from UT.  

Aggy so stupid. They say we are giving 3x NIL like it's a bad thing. It's because their "nil" is a bad thing. Dolts still haven't figured out that we are doing things above the table.

[Deej 76,964]

Once they start getting those big dollar businesses like Brazos Valley Farm Bureau Insurance involved with their NIL, watch out...

[JesusSweatDuck 17,814]

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

Once they start getting those big dollar businesses like Brazos Valley Farm Bureau Insurance involved with their NIL, watch out...

I was curious just to see car dealers in BCS.  They have a Toyota, Dodge/Chrysler and a Chevy deal.  Real luxury brands that players want to align to.

Edited August 11, 2022 by JesusSweatDuck
typo

[Redneck Mutha 8,018]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was curious just to see car deals in BCS.  They have a Toyota, Dodge/Chrysler and a Chevy deal.  Real luxury brands that players want to align to.

[WBT 20,675]

4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Sliced Bread created a narrative that has killed their momentum

I love how much they throw that one around, as if everyone should know some rando message board handle

[Hank_Hill 18,898]

Love their continued use of “Ewers was QB3” when he enrolled a year early and they had Stroud like that’s evidence that he’s a bust.

[IBuryPaul 273]

39 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was curious just to see car dealers in BCS.  They have a Toyota, Dodge/Chrysler and a Chevy deal.  Real luxury brands that players want to align to.

They MUST have a Ford dealership to get those coveted F-250s

[WBT 20,675]

42 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was curious just to see car dealers in BCS.  They have a Toyota, Dodge/Chrysler and a Chevy deal.  Real luxury brands that players want to align to.

You're forgetting about the Big 3 - John Deere/New Holland/Kubota

[mannewers 551]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

You're forgetting about the Big 3 - John Deere/New Holland/Kubota

Well, she does think my tractor is sexy...

[Lou_Sassle 2,895]

35 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Love their continued use of “Ewers was QB3” when he enrolled a year early and they had Stroud like that’s evidence that he’s a bust.

Not to mention he showed up about a week before fall practices started. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,756]

41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Love their continued use of “Ewers was QB3” when he enrolled a year early and they had Stroud like that’s evidence that he’s a bust.

aggy 2011 Depth Chart:

1. Ryan Tannehill

2. Jameill Showers

3. Johnny Manziel

Fucking morons.

[SamMan 1,380]

I like how they spent the first part of the year minimizing “sliced bread” as some loser with an agenda to get aggies investigated and now they are treating him like a martyr who started a fucking movement in which all other schools realized that paying players was the prudent path to winning recruiting battles. Which is notably the opposite of what jimbo claimed in his bitchfest re “sliced bread”. 

Typical aggie—once you fall behind, immediately resort to claiming to have been the “first” to do whatever it is that you are now failing at.

[Deej 76,964]

Saban knew exactly what he was doing when he called Jimbo out, and Jimbo bit. 

Edited August 12, 2022 by Deej

[JesusSweatDuck 17,814]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Saban knew exactly what he was doing when he called Jimbo out, and Jimbo bit. 

Yep and Saban made sure he set the hook too. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,260]

Jimbo is a reactionary moron; perfect fit for aggy.  I hope he steals money from them for 20 more years. 

[UTEX90 589]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

Saban knew exactly what he was doing when he called Jimbo out, and Jimbo bit. 

And the beauty of it was the aggies were so proud of their fearless leader for sticking up to the greatest coach of all time.  This cycle just bolsters what everyone knew about last years aggie class. 

[texifornia 57,176]

[Moderator 98]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I am assuming that THamm post is a joke? 

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

This seems to have sailed right past the 'bingo card' inclusion of 'tired, worn out, unoriginal insult to display our disgust at it all.'

It seems like TexAgs has some "5-7, lost to Kansas" minimum requirement that needs to be met to have your 'hot take' submitted going on over there right now.

[AP101S 1,480]

Spoiler

Translation:

- The Aggies have a national reach
Every state has diamonds in the rough
- Regardless of the reach, the Aggies will always make Texas a priority
Just in case any Texas HS coaches are reading this
- Don't get too high or too low, there can be some wild momentum swings over the course of the recruiting process
We have no idea what's happening
- Don't expect the Aggies to reach just to fill a class
Too late

- Texas A&M will not win every recruiting battle
100% guarantee
- Texas A&M will not lose all the top prospects they are pursuing
The Liucci 44 will be updated as soon as we know where the A&M targets are headed
- There will be more than one five-star in this class
Hill is secured. Rivals has TJ as a 5-star and he has nowhere else to go
- Most of you guys will be pretty happy in the end
NTTAWWT
- LB Anthony Hill is one bad dude
Remember when he committed? Good times

Edited August 12, 2022 by AP101S
Spoilered the screen shot because I didn't know how to shrink it

[BigHornedLurker 1,969]

"Your 5 months of false hope and hate are over, time to be happy with the offseason again plebs" 

[Chopper 17,293]

This is from Frog camp

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

[Tex Pete 20,534]

14 hours ago, Moderator said:

I am assuming that THamm post is a joke? 

Maybe Taylor Hamm is on the TxTow career progression path. 

[Getafix 28,828]

Thought this was pretty good.

Didn’t think I would see “wouldn’t let us lose to Duke” described as “Jordan-Esque” … but here we are. 

 

 

(In 2013, they finished tied for 7th in the SEC. 4-4 in conference.  Same as Vanderbilt.)

Edited August 14, 2022 by Getafix

[RabidM 2,668]

So... they're back on King as their savior?  Round and round I suppose. 

[RomaVicta 30,033]

I'm feeling sick, brother. Sick.

I seen where they missed up on some recruits, yo. You holdin'. I do whatever you want. Hook me up, Tex or Frenzy.

I needs what I needs.

 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6,642]

Good tie in with that dumb shit they do at baseball games.

[horn4life 3,784]

On 8/11/2022 at 1:51 PM, irishtexan said:

Glad I got on there with B-3!

[Carl Spackler 3,505]

On 8/13/2022 at 8:57 PM, Getafix said:

Thought this was pretty good.

Didn’t think I would see “wouldn’t let us lose to Duke” described as “Jordan-Esque” … but here we are. 

 

 

(In 2013, they finished tied for 7th in the SEC. 4-4 in conference.  Same as Vanderbilt.)

Yep -- Manziel "let" aggy lose to LSU (twice), Bama, Florida, Auburn, and Mizzou during his two starting seasons, so apparently the Jordan-esque competitiveness ebbed and flowed a bit.

[Pato del Muerto 52,623]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Yep -- Manziel "let" aggy lose to LSU (twice), Bama, Florida, Auburn, and Mizzou during his two starting seasons, so apparently the Jordan-esque competitiveness ebbed and flowed a bit.

And he didn’t pack it on his trip to Cleveland. 

[SamMan 1,380]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep -- Manziel "let" aggy lose to LSU (twice), Bama, Florida, Auburn, and Mizzou during his two starting seasons, so apparently the Jordan-esque competitiveness ebbed and flowed a bit.

I remember when Muschamp beat them in college station in 2012 (manziel’s first game?) and he said something like “disappointing all these people is a lot of fun.”

Personally, I’d point to a career record with only two losses registered as more indicative of a “Jordan-esque” will to win, but then I’d show the tape of vy bringing his team back from down 28 at the half in Stillwater, the 4th and 18 conversion in Lawrence, the crazy flip pass to benson with four guys wrapped around his legs in Fayetteville, and the late 4th quarter game-winning throw to limas in the loudest part of the horseshoe to add color to his two clutch rose bowl mvp performances (both of which featured a game-winning drive in the final two minutes to complete a comeback)..but to each his own.

When you think about the fact that he went through that entire final season with Nordgren as the ONLY backup (pretty sure one of the mccoy twins was nominally ahead of colt at the time), in the context of the last twelve years, it adds to the “Jordan-esque” aura of vy.

Note: To think bohls witnessed all of that (excluding the USC game) and still decided to fuck vy is rage-inducing. That motherfucker had seen the best player in college football perform up close every goddamn week for two fucking seasons. What a dick.

Manziel was great, but he was more like Allen Iverson.

[Deej 76,964]

Was he great? He had an offensive line that gave him time to run around before throwing jump balls to Mike Evans. 

Then aggy was dumb enough to fire the coach who recruited that offensive line. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,542]

2 hours ago, SamMan said:

I remember when Muschamp beat them in college station in 2012 (manziel’s first game?) and he said something like “disappointing all these people is a lot of fun.”

Personally, I’d point to a career record with only two losses registered as more indicative of a “Jordan-esque” will to win, but then I’d show the tape of vy bringing his team back from down 28 at the half in Stillwater, the 4th and 18 conversion in Lawrence, the crazy flip pass to benson with four guys wrapped around his legs in Fayetteville, and the late 4th quarter game-winning throw to limas in the loudest part of the horseshoe to add color to his two clutch rose bowl mvp performances (both of which featured a game-winning drive in the final two minutes to complete a comeback)..but to each his own.

When you think about the fact that he went through that entire final season with Nordgren as the ONLY backup (pretty sure one of the mccoy twins was nominally ahead of colt at the time), in the context of the last twelve years, it adds to the “Jordan-esque” aura of vy.

Note: To think bohls witnessed all of that (excluding the USC game) and still decided to fuck vy is rage-inducing. That motherfucker had seen the best player in college football perform up close every goddamn week for two fucking seasons. What a dick.

Manziel was great, but he was more like Allen Iverson.

Generous on the AI comparison. AI won his conference and played for a NBA title. 

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Generous on the AI comparison. AI won his conference and played for a NBA title. 

And Iverson was arguably better at football than Mike Vick and a WHOLE lot better at football than Johnny Manziel.

[ClubWhatever 12,159]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Was he great? He had an offensive line that gave him time to run around before throwing jump balls to Mike Evans. 

Then aggy was dumb enough to fire the coach who recruited that offensive line. 

They fired him because a guy made one kick.  Kick sails wide, he stays. 

[BabaYaga 15,330]

He won a fucking Heisman against a QB from K.State and a linebacker with a fake girlfriend.

That still chaps my ass that such a cock bag got one, and Vince got passed over

[closetojumping 62,891]

9 hours ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

And Iverson was arguably better at football than Mike Vick and a WHOLE lot better at football than Johnny Manziel.

Okay, calm down. I know the legend of Iverson the footballer in HS, but this post is silly. Vick actually did produce in unearthly ways at the next two levels as an individual. Manziel actually won a Heisman at the next level. So, no, Allen Iverson was not "a WHOLE lot better at football" than a Heisman trophy winner and isn't arguably better than Michael Vick at the same sport. I say this without having any love for Manziel or Vick. 

[texifornia 57,176]

On 8/15/2022 at 12:22 PM, RomaVicta said:

I'm feeling sick, brother. Sick.

I seen where they missed up on some recruits, yo. You holdin'. I do whatever you want. Hook me up, Tex or Frenzy.

I needs what I needs.

 

 

It's mostly them jerking each other off about how Ewers is going to suck. Not as fun to read imo, but I can get around to posting them sometime

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Okay, calm down. I know the legend of Iverson the footballer in HS, but this post is silly. Vick actually did produce in unearthly ways at the next two levels as an individual. Manziel actually won a Heisman at the next level. So, no, Allen Iverson was not "a WHOLE lot better at football" than a Heisman trophy winner and isn't arguably better than Michael Vick at the same sport. I say this without having any love for Manziel or Vick. 

Well...the 'arguably' part was put there on purpose. 

When the two played Virginia HS football, many 'argued' that AI was the better player, more talented, better prospect...etc.    Of course he didn't compare at the collegiate or NFL levels, but when he did compare (HS quarterback) , he more than held his own...hell,  it's almost ubiquitous in Virginia football lore (albeit, one of those  'legend' stories wherein the 'fish' gets larger the more time passes) that he was the 'show' in that part of the country in HS football....and, yes, a quick look at his film and Manziel's at Tivey will be even more of a contrast in abilities. 

 

Either way....agreed.....he wasn't a better collegiate football player nor NFL player than either one of those guys.  Didn't mean to imply otherwise.   We'll never know. 

 

I was only referring to the time he did spend in the game, not the time he didn't. 

 

Peace. 

[BabaYaga 15,330]

4 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

the better player, more talented, better prospect...etc

Some people said that about Case McCoy as well.  Proof is on the field

[RomaVicta 30,033]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's mostly them jerking each other off about how Ewers is going to suck. Not as fun to read imo, but I can get around to posting them sometime

I trust your judgment. There's not much going on around here, either.

[NoName 16,409]

24 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Either way....agreed.....he wasn't a better collegiate football player nor NFL player than either one of those guys.  Didn't mean to imply otherwise.   We'll never know.

we literally do know though. one guy didn't play CFB or NFL football, the other two did.

it's like me saying we will never know who was a better collegiate football player, me or Vince Young. we'll never know.

Edited August 16, 2022 by NoName

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

we literally do know though. one guy didn't play CFB or NFL football, the other two did.

except I literally didn't say, imply or even believe quietly that AI was a better collegiate or NFL QB than either of these guys.

this is getting semantical and silly.   I was just pointing out that Allen Iverson, his time on the field, vs. Mike Vick was close., with Iverson having a distinct advantage from the 'round the fire pit' stories told

 

vs. Johnny...not so close.

IN HIGHSCHOOL

AS A PROSPECT ONLY

I will endeavor to be more literal moving forward.

I beg your pardon.

 

here, maybe this helps

https://www.sportscasting.com/allen-iverson-shocked-nba-fans-absurdly-bold-claim-forgotten-football-career/

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

34 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

we literally do know though. one guy didn't play CFB or NFL football, the other two did.

except I literally didn't say, imply or even believe quietly that AI was a better collegiate or NFL QB than either of these guys.

this is getting semantical and silly.   I was just pointing out that Allen Iverson, his time on the field, vs. Mike Vick was close., with Iverson having a distinct advantage from the 'round the fire pit' stories told

 

vs. Johnny...not so close.

IN HIGHSCHOOL

AS A PROSPECT ONLY

I will endeavor to be more literal moving forward.

I beg your pardon.

 

here, maybe this helps

https://www.sportscasting.com/allen-iverson-shocked-nba-fans-absurdly-bold-claim-forgotten-football-career/

[SydneyCarton 48,212]

Ok, so less than 20 posts, only been a member for 6 weeks, posting with a familiarity and unfounded certainty that can only come from misguided experience and/or a football board IQ...and I'll go ahead and throw on an inability to copy/paste and/or navigate dark/light functionality.

Which dipshit that got crowd-sourced in late June do we think this knob is?