Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Vertigo 20,276]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

The lulz just keep coming.  Crowing about the Texas offense only scoring 38.  Yeah, did ya notice that we pulled all of our offensive starters, including the QB, midway through the 3rd quarter?  

 

We also had the same playbook as the spring game and only took a couple of shots down the field. 

[texifornia 56,893]

[Duane Moore 5,237]

“Family member is sick and prayers needed” gets a horns down emoji?

What in the world?

[texifornia 56,893]

[TBGFL 397]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Apparently these idiots glossed over the announcers talking about the championships LSU and FSU won in the Superdome. It wasn't some slight on Jimbo. 

Jesus, their inferiority complex knows no bounds. Inventing something to bitch about that isn't even there.

[texifornia 56,893]

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

We returned a punt and kickoff for a td now. I guess punt is technically correct, the best kind of correct. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

King has thrown 5ints in 64 attempts (against Kent St and SHSU)  .  Calzada for all his accuracy issues only threw 9 ints in 327 attempts.  Maybe they should concentrate on that for a little bit and not worry about our QB.

Edited September 6, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.  

[Nivek 16,923]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Just for clarity, SHSU has *not* played ULM, as far as I can tell, in at least 5 years, if ever. They didn't beat them 42-7 last year because, first of all, they didn't play them. That said, look at the upvotes for that post and then notice that people start accepting it as truth and then repeating it to make themselves feel better. Even for aggies, that shit is fucking stunning. Wow.

When has reality or facts every mattered to aggy?   Farmer > Benson   Reggie the REAL DEAL McNeal > Vince.  

[Carl Spackler 3,480]

40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We returned a punt and kickoff for a td now. I guess punt is technically correct, the best kind of correct. 

Next we'll be reading about how the Texas defense also returned multiple fumbles for touchdowns.  I guess I've gotta start watching the games closer.  I'm missing all kinds of scoring that occurred in aggy world.   

Edited September 6, 2022 by Carl Spackler

[XForce 218]

30 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.  

they’ll lose one of them. They should be as worried about App St as I am about UTSA. 

[blacklab 11,926]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Quote

"He's basically all the same things people here hated about Kellen Mond"

 

I did not know that King is African-American.

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

Lulz...

"Haynes has no arm talent, we've had same bad offense for 5 years with 4 different QB's so maybe the players aren't the problem, our OL is shakey at best....we will be absolutely dominant by mid season ". WTF?  aggy, never stop being you.

Edited September 6, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

9 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lulz...

"Haynes has no arm talent, we've had same bad offense for 5 years with 4 different QB's so maybe the players aren't the problem, our OL is shakey at best....we will be absolutely dominant by mid season ". WTF?  aggy, never stop being you.

The dominance part was specific to the defense, was how I read it. 

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The dominance part was specific to the defense, was how I read it. 

Could be, I need to re-read it. Reading all those aggy posts are such a beating I may have suffered brain damage. 

[Born Burnt 6,177]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Year 5 and offense looks exactly the same under 4 different QBs... maybe the QB is not the problem

[NoName 16,351]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

imagine watching your team play, and then 3 days later still not knowing if your starter played the full game or not

[texifornia 56,893]

[Tex Pete 20,339]

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Year 5 and offense looks exactly the same under 4 different QBs... maybe the QB is not the problem

And as one poster accurately pointed out, their line is trash.

Wait. Regressing OL play is another Jimbo constant, isn't it?

[texifornia 56,893]

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

These people have heard of Bijan Robinson, no?  I know at least one of them has because he said Bijan's 71 yards on 10 carries was the same as Achane's 42 yards on 18 carries against SHSU.  But for the rest of them - Quinn isn't doing this alone.

[NoName 16,351]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And as one poster accurately pointed out, their line is trash.

Wait. Regressing OL play is another Jimbo constant, isn't it?

he made a hire there that started recruiting non cubes, then that guy left for USC.

[Nivek 16,923]

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

These people have heard of Bijan Robinson, no?  I know at least one of them has because he said Bijan's 71 yards on 10 carries was the same as Achane's 42 yards on 18 carries against SHSU.  But for the rest of them - Quinn isn't doing this alone.

Bijan struggled to gain 7 yards/carry against a hapless ULM team that lost 55-1 vs SHSU earlier this season.  Whereas aggy faced a juggernaut SHSU FCS defending champion and managed to rack up 40 yards in the slobberknocker of a football game which featured the heroics the likes of which few have had the privilege of observing.  The classy nature and good sportsmanship was on display as the aggy took it easy and subsistuted out their first 2 teams after half-time while those sipheads had Quinn Ewers throwing picks late in the 4th quarter with the game well out of reach.    

[Hornlover 8,830]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.  

That scared shitless feeling they have is actually pretty close to the surface. Besides, I've never met an aggy that had any actual depth.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Couple of carloads of SHSU fans got lost in Roans Prairie trying to get from Huntsville to the stadium.  Luckily some milkmen, serge butts and piss heads led a convoy from Shiro to get them to the stadium on time, helped them find their seats and bought them sausage wraps.  Milkmen did a little dance for them too.   SHSU fans said they are sending all their kids and grandkids to either A&M or Blinn from this day forward.   

[msucolt45 4,057]

aggy wishing us to be mediocre in the SEC is what they’ve been in their entire football history, whether it’s SWC, B12, and SEC = mediocre (60% at best). Take out their usual “cupcake” non-conference schedule and they’re a historical 50% program.

Only aggy can fabricate being a “Blue Blood” out of mediocrity!

Hook’em!

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

King has thrown 5ints in 64 attempts (against Kent St and SHSU)  .  Calzada for all his accuracy issues only threw 9 ints in 327 attempts.  Maybe they should concentrate on that for a little bit and not worry about our QB.

4 of those passes against SHSU should have been intercepted. He's a gunslinger like Brett Favre minus any upside, and zero arm strength 

[You don't know me 1,161]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Just for clarity, SHSU has *not* played ULM, as far as I can tell, in at least 5 years, if ever. They didn't beat them 42-7 last year because, first of all, they didn't play them. That said, look at the upvotes for that post and then notice that people start accepting it as truth and then repeating it to make themselves feel better. Even for aggies, that shit is fucking stunning. Wow.

Well, that's just because they are fucking stupid.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Well, that's just because they are fucking stupid.

And they do lie, cheat and steal.  

[msucolt45 4,057]

And for aggy fans, they didn’t make T-shirts for college games back in 1939. So there’s not an “original” aggy fan alive that can pull out a celebratory T-shirt to memorize that occasion.

Maybe because Hitler was storming through Poland and everyone was rationing cotton?

Hook’em!

[Yuk 1,532]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

My favorite one screen today (so many choices).

1.) Apparently Deandre Baker was half Georgia's team.

2.) Chef's kiss: "They will get stuck in that 7 or 8 win area."

Again, they feel the urgency. They've been running their mouths for 10 years--with every overt and covert move directed at us. And they're trying to wishcast and groupthink to soften their fear.

[Napoleon 8,666]

Did anyone notice this from earlier?

 

I thought for sure that that has to be a Surly poster. 

[Huckleberry 32,850]

Has anyone pointed out to those guys that Fisher starting King again this season after watching him up close for 2 years is like if Sarkisian has started Card against ULM? 

[Deej 76,757]

2 hours ago, Yuk said:

My favorite one screen today (so many choices).

1.) Apparently Deandre Baker was half Georgia's team.

2.) Chef's kiss: "They will get stuck in that 7 or 8 win area."

Again, they feel the urgency. They've been running their mouths for 10 years--with every overt and covert move directed at us. And they're trying to wishcast and groupthink to soften their fear.

And didn't they beat NC in a bowl game they didn't chicken out of because NC was missing a shit ton of players?

[Orange&White 5,522]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Has anyone pointed out to those guys that Fisher starting King again this season after watching him up close for 2 years is like if Sarkisian has started Card against ULM? 

You can’t tell them that because they all still believe Card is better and only on the bench because “boosters”.

[RomaVicta 29,904]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And as one poster accurately pointed out, their line is trash.

Wait. Regressing OL play is another Jimbo constant, isn't it?

I'm waiting for the person who starts looking at Jimbo's last years at FSU. Shitty OL. Poor QBs. Chaos. Where are we in College Station on this FSU timeline? Shattering discovery that they're overrated followed by steep decline?

And there's this:

 

 

Says a contributor to a site where Aggies drag out Sagarin ratings of ULM and SHSU in addition to lying about those teams' records in order to score a moral victory after two tune-up games.

Edited September 7, 2022 by RomaVicta

[PTINS 3,467]

Re: Haynes "Spaceballs" King throwing the "deep" ball.

66 Yd Td was a 31 yd pass and 35 yd run after the catch 

63 Yd Td was a 23 yd pass and 40 yd run after the catch

43 Yd Td was a 28 yd pass and 15 yd run after the catch

[fattyflattie 4,639]

11 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Re: Haynes "Spaceballs" King throwing the "deep" ball.

66 Yd Td was a 31 yd pass and 35 yd run after the catch 

63 Yd Td was a 23 yd pass and 40 yd run after the catch

43 Yd Td was a 28 yd pass and 15 yd run after the catch

Correct.  But you see it was Ewers who got the benefit of the YAC. King, who they blame for having a noodle arm, also has a rocket arm.  Makes sense, but only if you are aggy. 

[SamMan 1,362]

Right, Texas fans cherry-pick single outcomes to define entire seasons…that’s fucking rich coming from a team who hasn’t had an opportunity to play in an actual season-defining final game (we won’t talk about how they did when it was just the eternal scoreboard on the line..) since the Packard 120 was the most popular car in the country, Gone with the Wind was the #1 film, Over the Rainbow was the hottest song topping a smashing hit from the Glenn Miller Orchestra, and Hitler kicked things off on the cover of Time as its Man of the (previous) Year..Stalin was on the cover the week they won the championship in 1940. Ever since, cherry-picking otherwise meaningless individual game successes is exactly how you describe the entirety of their fucking major men’s athletic programs.

We’re still hearing about the heroics of 2012 in Tuscaloosa despite the fact they shit the bed in Baton Rouge. And how Johnny refused to lose against duke..yes, duke in his final game. We continue to hear the bullshit fucking seven OT game vs lsu was a cfb instant classic despite a bogus call at the end of regulation and that somehow all the points they scored over ELEVEN periods of football are indicative of an awesome offensive display (yes, you scored 74 in eleven..ou scored 77 in three). And, you would think that they were totally hosed by the playoff committee for the second straight year last year after they defeated the mighty crimson tide because they casually forget to mention they lost to ole miss and lame duck lsu (having lost to arky and the other miss previously) after that triumphant victory and then those fucking cowards refused to play wake in the bowl..which they never include in their tales of last season. One team from that game last year played for the national championship, the other printed shirts to celebrate the upset win..but it’s the longhorns who assign value to meaningless results.

[cochamps 1,879]

I still don't see them saying much about ducking Wake Forest in their bowl game.  They know that they would have been 8-5.  Wake Fuckin' Forest.  The rules need to be altered as that should have been a forfeit.

[Nivek 16,923]

I still maintain that playing FCS teams counts as a loss.  

 

[Tex Pete 20,339]

3 hours ago, cochamps said:

I still don't see them saying much about ducking Wake Forest in their bowl game.  They know that they would have been 8-5.  Wake Fuckin' Forest.  The rules need to be altered as that should have been a forfeit.

They were 8-5. A forfeit is a loss. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

I still maintain that playing FCS teams counts as a loss.  

I had an aggie tell me the other day that Sam Houston is not an FCS school because they play in the WAC. 

[Tex Pete 20,339]

56 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I had an aggie tell me the other day that Sam Houston is not an FCS school because they play in the WAC. 

Also, if a girl shoots Coke up her snatch after sex, she won't get pregnant.

[texifornia 56,893]

[Hornlover 8,830]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait, a guy that never misses a game, and likely spends thousands of dollars a year to watch the Horns play teams like ULM, Rice, and TCU is gonna have regrets for missing out on a potential $1400 payday? 

Tell me you're a poor, without telling me you're a poor. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,208]

I like how they keep saying our OL is trash after what happened with them in the SHSU game.

[Hornlover 8,830]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like how they keep saying our OL is trash after what happened with them in the SHSU game.

Both can simultaneously be true.

We've been calling our OLine trash for a while. Thankfully, the youth movement looks like it's going to be a success, and it won't stay trash all season. 

[Scholz 11,940]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like how they keep saying our OL is trash after what happened with them in the SHSU game.

All of their criticisms of us are admissions.  All of them.