Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[fattyflattie 4639]

Dedicate your life and entire identity to an agricultural school and don’t even know it’s to “sow” seeds.  
 

Fat, asymmetrical, and stupid is no way to go thru life, Billy. 

[Duval Street 420]

NFL cheerleader?  There really are no limits to aggy delusions.

[UDontKnow 10503]

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Honestly, the most impressive part of this is how obviously voice to text this is. Someone should proof read their shit.

 

I didn't know who Dalton Hughes was and man he didn't disappoint.

 

 

 

Speaking of voice to text, peep that ass banjo on the right in the photo. Dunno for certain if that is mid-life crisis Baghdad Billy, but whoever the fuck it is looks like is engaging in some voice to text bullshit.

Also, they look  like the aggy Fat Ketch show! 

[Tex Pete 20949]

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Dedicate your life and entire identity to an agricultural school and don’t even know it’s to “sow” seeds.  
 

Fat, asymmetrical, and stupid is no way to go thru life, Billy. 

Yet, it’s the only way he knows. 

[Rimbo 26430]

1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Really? He ratted out @rimbo for still being a Strong supporter. Which, is totally true.

And you're an athletic supporter.

[RomaVicta 30072]

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

I didn't know who Dalton Hughes was and man he didn't disappoint.

 

 

 

Speaking of voice to text, peep that ass banjo on the right in the photo. Dunno for certain if that is mid-life crisis Baghdad Billy, but whoever the fuck it is looks like is engaging in some voice to text bullshit.

Also, they look  like the aggy Fat Ketch show! 

No! We're not grown ups! We're cool young guys!

Slobs.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Slipped in the classic “I brought an NFL cheerleader” line just before slipping in the classic “I know celebrities.”

Veteran ‘Please Think I’m Cool’ move from Billy.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18657]

16 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Jimbo needs to grow a pear and keep King on a short lease.

Jimbo needs to grow a pear and keep King on a short lease two not sew seeds of discord. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18657]

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

Slipped in the classic “I brought an NFL cheerleader” line just before slipping in the classic “I know celebrities.”

Veteran ‘Please Think I’m Cool’ move from Billy.

He also had to specify that the nfl cheerleader was female. 

[Hank_Hill 18994]

Billy short quoted all those “sports celebrities” they actually said “that was incredibly fucking weird, w- wait Billy where’d you get that penis in your mouth??”

[Eggo 4024]

Even if a female NFL cheerleader went to Midnight Yell with him, why should we be impressed that she was impressed? 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10441]

31 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Even if a female NFL cheerleader went to Midnight Yell with him, why should we be impressed that she was impressed? 

He didn't say impressed but fascinated as in I have to video how crazy this is as no one is going to believe how stupid it really is.

[Duane Moore 5339]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

“Jimbo Fisher is a rich man’s Kevin Sumlin”

[closetojumping 63106]

Liucci is such a gutless bitch. If you want to have a public tiff with Gerry Hamilton, you should call him out directly and make the claim that he’s doing something untoward regarding ATM players. We’d all like to see how it works out, given that he knows fully well what role Liucci plays with ATM. 

[Harvdog 2347]

We have some really close friends that are die-hard aggies. A couple of years ago we were invited to a game in their suite. We went. Nice suite. Part of the trip was midnight yell.  I went. I thought they were retarded. I have never witnessed anything so cultish and weird. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22616]

I thought Chad Simmons, a national guy, was the one that tweeted about the Owens visit?

Also, if aggy players are telling Texas mods what's going on at practice, ect then that's on them.

Edited September 15, 2022 by Elmer_Fudd

[Surlian 79]

Huh, Looch finds Midnight Yell funny. Most of them have tried covering their shame with "The jokes are meant to be terrible!" (minus the old army nutjobs of TexAgs), but Looch seems to not care. 

Weird he calls for A&M to stop doing embarrassing things, but then says Midnight Yell needs to stay. wut

Nothing new for Billy though I guess 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

And you're an athletic supporter.

[Enchubben 5559]

17 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

We have some really close friends that are die-hard aggies. A couple of years ago we were invited to a game in their suite. We went. Nice suite. Part of the trip was midnight yell.  I went. I thought they were retarded. I have never witnessed anything so cultish and weird. 

[Deej 77171]

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

I didn't know who Dalton Hughes was and man he didn't disappoint.

 

 

 

Speaking of voice to text, peep that ass banjo on the right in the photo. Dunno for certain if that is mid-life crisis Baghdad Billy, but whoever the fuck it is looks like is engaging in some voice to text bullshit.

Also, they look  like the aggy Fat Ketch show! 

He's using his new glory hole app on his phone. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by Deej

[HenryJames 66278]

43 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

We have some really close friends that are die-hard aggies. A couple of years ago we were invited to a game in their suite. We went. Nice suite. Part of the trip was midnight yell.  I went. I thought they were retarded. I have never witnessed anything so cultish and weird. 

How badly did an NFL cheerleader want to get away from Billy Liucci?

[Longhornfrenzy 6011]

GWalley on the case

[BabaYaga 15374]

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

I didn't know who Dalton Hughes was and man he didn't disappoint.

 

 

 

Speaking of voice to text, peep that ass banjo on the right in the photo. Dunno for certain if that is mid-life crisis Baghdad Billy, but whoever the fuck it is looks like is engaging in some voice to text bullshit.

Also, they look  like the aggy Fat Ketch show! 

[Hiphopopotamos 20894]

For those curious - no, being a graduate of a school does not make you a 'booster'.

From the NCAA:

Quote

 

Role of Boosters

Boosters play a role in providing student-athletes with a positive experience through their enthusiastic efforts. They can support teams and athletics departments through donations of time and financial resources which help student-athletes succeed on and off the playing field.

Boosters, referred to by the NCAA as “representatives of the institution’s athletic interests,” include anyone who has:

• Provided a donation in order to obtain season tickets for any sport at the university.
• Participated in or has been a member of an organization promoting the university’s athletics programs.
• Made financial contributions to the athletic department or to a university booster organization.
• Arranged for or provided employment for enrolled student-athletes.
• Assisted or has been requested by university staff to assist in the recruitment of prospective student-athletes.
• Assisted in providing benefits to enrolled student athletes or their families.
• Been involved otherwise in promoting university athletics.

Once an individual is identified as a “representative of the institution’s athletics interests,” the person retains that identity forever.

 

https://www.ncaa.org/sports/2013/11/27/role-of-boosters.aspx#:~:text=Boosters%2C referred to by the,promoting the university's athletics programs.

 

[WBT 20742]

Working themselves into a tizzy over this when Texags exists is really something.

[Orange&White 5554]

Welp....may as well shut down the University of Texas football program.

Those aggie detectives are on top of this and I am sure the NCAA is about to come crashing down on the the UT AD.

We had $9.95ers talking to players for Christ's sake. Its not like some minor infraction like straight up paying an entire recruiting class.

 

[HenryJames 66278]

I love it when they go full Aggie.

[Orange&White 5554]

The absolute LAST thing they want to do is bring light to what TexAgs does for a&m on a daily basis.

[Pam Cummings 9697]

Another Looch diversionary tactic works brilliantly on the idiot mob. Anything to get them to stop talking about how shitty their $100m coach is.

Edited September 15, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[closetojumping 63106]

7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Another Looch diversionary tactic works brilliantly on the idiot mob. Anything to get them to stop talking about how shitty their $100m coach is.

That’s exactly it, and it is awesome. 

The GWALLEY stuff is also fucking greatness. 

I think it would be interesting news for Gerry to discover that he’s an alum of UT. 

[Post Oak 20327]

Ya know I wish Texas was doing half the stuff they were accused of. I really do.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10441]

My money is on aggy players initiating contact and using their channels to let others know they are "available"

[crash_davis 23156]

They are a national punchline. Naturally, make it about Texas. 

Those fucksticks are such the insecure little brothers.

Edited September 15, 2022 by crash_davis

[AP101S 1480]

 

[SydneyCarton 48303]

52 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

GWalley on the case

This whole thread of pics is brilliant. Mind numbingly stupid, but brilliant for our enjoyment. There's so much absolutely wrong in there I had to double check to make sure all of those posts weren't made by HtownHorn or Helobious. 

Others have most of the idiocy covered, but I will point out the delicious irony of trying to highlight that publishers of other fan sites are alums, while ignoring the alumni/publisher/minority owner dynamic of one William "Jizz Mane" Liucci. 

49 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I love where your head is at, sir, but this gif and any representation of one Chet in regards to message board conversation belongs to one person, and one person alone. Regardless of whether the airline industry insists that buy two seat tickets. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[UTEX90 589]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

We have some really close friends that are die-hard aggies. A couple of years ago we were invited to a game in their suite. We went. Nice suite. Part of the trip was midnight yell.  I went. I thought they were retarded. I have never witnessed anything so cultish and weird. 

 

You've obviously never been to bonfire.

[Pam Cummings 9697]

Looch dropping the "NFL cheerleader" line

 

 

[SydneyCarton 48303]

Looch has dropped "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" comments and pics for years. Pretty sure it's understood that homeboy was friend-zoned immediately and has been sniffing around that shit for well over a decade with the kind of success you'd expect of a gay BFF. 

[RomaVicta 30072]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

We have some really close friends that are die-hard aggies. A couple of years ago we were invited to a game in their suite. We went. Nice suite. Part of the trip was midnight yell.  I went. I thought they were retarded. I have never witnessed anything so cultish and weird. 

Gee, Billy, how'd she like flying on your Gulfstream and being waited on by supermodels who think your greasy hair, tee shirt, and fantasy stories about tu are just dreamy?

Do you regale them with insight into how, if you wanted, you could really kick some asses but you don't out of fear that you might kill them?

Lastly, did you just happen to leave your phone on the tray table with the sure-thing pussy-slayer celeb photo that the chicks dig more than John Shaft?

Boy, I sure wish I was Billy!

 

[Chuckie Finster 22759]

I have to admit that in the week after last year's Kansas game, aggy was the furthest thing from my mind.

And that is the biggest difference between our schools.

[Chopper 17355]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I have to admit that in the week after last year's Kansas game, aggy was the furthest thing from my mind.

And that is the biggest difference between our schools.

If only YOU had the opportunity to bring a CHEERLEADER to the game and watch her AMAZEMENT over Texas Cheer, the marching band, and Bevo, while she chuckled about the dickwads at Pyle Field, I can only imagine how much differently you'd feel.

Edited September 15, 2022 by Chopper

[RomaVicta 30072]

49 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s exactly it, and it is awesome. 

The GWALLEY stuff is also fucking greatness. 

I think it would be interesting news for Gerry to discover that he’s an alum of UT. 

An Aggie on an Aggie site said it was a fact. A fact! It's now the Word of God because it's been parroted dozens of times.

Show some respect.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4808]

Gee … Wally!  We’re fucked …

[Deej 77171]

Found the NFL cheerleader Billy Liucci took to yell practice. 

 

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

GWalley on the case

[SydneyCarton 48303]

Let me help you thirsty clowns:
 

Listen, we know it's jock sniffing or cleat chasing for athletes. I'm not sure what you'd call it for a closeted homo looking for tips on hair ties. Pom Pom Puffer? I feel like Cheer Bunny was already taken for something else. 

[Viper 12156]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Let me help you thirsty clowns:
 

Listen, we know it's jock sniffing or cleat chasing for athletes. I'm not sure what you'd call it for a closeted homo looking for tips on hair ties. Pom Pom Puffer? I feel like Cheer Bunny was already taken for something else. 

 

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

with the kind of success you'd expect of a gay BFF. 

Well...

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure what you'd call it for a closeted homo looking for tips on hair ties. Pom Pom Puffer? I feel like Cheer Bunny was already taken for something else. 

He's just too much of a catch for all those women in CS.  

[Scholz 12038]

Haha what an idiot.

• Yes, Billy, you have the moral high ground.  You don't obsess about and slander Texas at every turn.  You have morals and integrity.
• I'm sure Dimbo is "disciplining" Denver Harris for speeding in the parking garage.  Look how tough he was on Ainias Smith for having a gun and weed in his car.  And he obviously never covered up Winston's rapes and other crimes.  Total hardass coach holding his players to account consistently.
• Everyone everywhere all the time thinks yell practice is "incredible".  Uh huh.

You still lost to App State at home and your week was still a clown car, loser.

[NoName 16614]

11 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Honestly, the most impressive part of this is how obviously voice to text this is. Someone should proof read their shit.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

TWO SEW SEEDS OF DISCORD?!?!?!?!