Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

Does anyone else find it funny that they always bring up Manziel to justify why Sumlin's record is similar at A&M but are too stupid to realize the only reason Jimbo is in this position is because of Winston? 

They are really too dumb to realize the same argument applies to Jimbo. He's done little to nothing without Winston at QB. 

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

Haha goddamnit they said it again! These crazy bastards keep yelling at each other about pears. I love them so much.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[Michael Knight 12977]

 

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

They keep worrying about going to a bowl.  Will they even go to the bowl if the other team isn’t decimated by opt outs/illness like North Carolina was during Aggy’s magical Covid season.   

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

So the answer to your 9 million per year coach is either to fire him or to spend 3 million more per year on coordinators to actually coach. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

My money is on a&m "stealing" O'Brien from Alabama to be there OC next season

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

My money is on a&m "stealing" O'Brien from Alabama to be there OC next season

BOB is getting a HC job somewhere next year. Too many jobs to go around and he's not the worst option out there for a Georgia Tech type school 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

4-8 would truly truly make me the happiest fucker in the land oh god the carnage 

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

4-8 would truly truly make me the happiest fucker in the land oh god the carnage 

Not me. We need a couple more miracle results like Arkansas. 7-5 is fine with me so Jimbo thinks they’re still on the right track. 

[EZ$ 2104]

4-8 and half of their 5-stars jump ship. 7-5 and Jimbo (or their promised money) keeps them for another year. 
I want to see 4-8. 

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

11 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

4-8 and half of their 5-stars jump ship. 7-5 and Jimbo (or their promised money) keeps them for another year. 
I want to see 4-8. 

I think a lot of the 5 stars are going to leave either way due to lack of playing time or offensive failures. 

4-8 is dumpster fire territory and even Jimbo will know some major changes need to be made. 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Rickylovesweed

[SydneyCarton 48090]

12 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

 

12 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

So now he’s “Fisher” and no longer “Jimbo.”

Good observation. Be very attentive, when Liucci turns on Fisher it’s because the AD there has given him his marching orders. 

[ClubWhatever 12138]

You goofballs. They’re not going 4-8.  

[SydneyCarton 48090]

8 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Just a quick reminder that while WhiteSinatra hates KKL, and he has posted here, he is still a piece of shit. 

[morehornsepower 887]

TexAgs: Texas is a cesspool because their donors have so much influence.

Also TexAgs: WHY WON'T OUR DONORS USER THEIR INFLUENCE TO FIX THIS!!

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

Reading about how Jimbo has “lost” them, and thinking about that contract they gave him immediately made me think about this:

Edited October 2, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

[Jebus 1306]

7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Reading about how Jimbo has “lost” them, and thinking about that contract they gave him immediately made me think about this:

 

 

 

Engaged?  They’re full on married with Jimbo having an ironclad prenup where he gets all the money if they split up

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

By the end of the season, Ags trying to get Jimbo to West Virginia:

[SydneyCarton 48090]

I have to say…we need Jimbo at atm as long as possible. That being said him being hired at WV and immediately bitching about zero booster support and resources would be a delightful play for all of us to witness. 

[TXRed 3248]

This is fun. 
 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

5-7 with hope for a bowl going into the LSU game. 

[Vertigo 20283]

40 minutes ago, TXRed said:

This is fun. 
 

 

This man needs a statue

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

BOB is getting a HC job somewhere next year. Too many jobs to go around and he's not the worst option out there for a Georgia Tech type school 

I think Bob Bullet Chin (BBC) is angling to get back to the NFL. BBC was HC at Penn State, his alma mater, and ended up back in the NFL. He's just in Tuscaloosa for Saban's football rehab program. 

[General Specific 3259]

This man needs a statue

A plaster of pearus bronze colored statue of Mike Leach on 8&4 campus right!!!

And it’s pear on aggy behalf. Because a pear aunt ly, they need moar pears!

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I think Bob Bullet Chin (BBC) is angling to get back to the NFL. BBC was HC at Penn State, his alma mater, and ended up back in the NFL. He's just in Tuscaloosa for Saban's football rehab program. 

He went to Brown.

[RomaVicta 29907]

10 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

In one paragraph, the holy triple mantra of the dumbass fan capped off by pure Aggie.

 

1. Call the touchdown plays! It's not the play calling, it's the offense.

2. Any qb we haven't started is the one we should start! No comment needed.

3. Find a new OC who knows the touchdown plays!

4. Wait 'til next year! Whipped to glory by a new play-caller and ridden by the mystery QB, the sleeping giant rises to its feet and dominates as foretold in the chronicles at Fish Camp. Need we add Whoop?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

I know it’s a challenge quoting Boomhauer, but what was Jimbo’s comment about West Virginia?

[BornAndRaised 12281]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I know it’s a challenge quoting Boomhauer, but what was Jimbo’s comment about West Virginia?

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

Why would the aggy state run media department ask that question? 

[Revolution512 1487]

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

Yeah never say never in this business and home is home

[BornAndRaised 12281]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why would the aggy state run media department ask that question? 

It was a local WV reporter who asked him. I think the context was about Neal browns seat being hot. Don't know why she was in a place to be able to field that question though.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Epic. 

[Humble Beast 258]

What an epic line. 
 

“He lost the fanbase when a f'n Sun Belt team waltzed into Kyle, pulled his pants down and did what they wanted.”

 

[Bevo14 8310]

They're not going 4-8. 6-6 is my guess and 5-7 is possible.

 

Would WVU even want Jimbo? He's a shitty coach. 

Then again he is a sitting. natty. corch.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Bevo14

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

@ Bama' - L

@ Scar - ?  leaning towards a W

Ole Miss - L

Florida - W (Florida is not very good)

@ Auburn - ugly W

UMass - lulz W

LSU - L

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This thread is about to get fun again.

Everything about yesterday was glorious.  Best day in college football in…..I can’t remember how long 

[Jebus 1306]

Love the lines about how Chavis was such a disaster like they all knew it at the time. 
 

Am I misremembering or didn’t he enjoy a mythical (and bewildering) inflated tough guy reputation among their fans a lot like Jimbo has? I feel like I remember jokes about a snuff boy and chavis’ son becoming a minor celeb on texags for talking a lot of shit about Texas.
 

I feel like there were some strong “sitting SEC championship DC” and “real manly man unlike the fake Hollywood sip coaches” type vibes. 

[Horndog 2228]

Is it unrealistic to think that one of their own boosters may self- report a violation to the NCAA to get the "for cause" train on the track 

[Deej 76767]

1 hour ago, Jebus said:

Love the lines about how Chavis was such a disaster like they all knew it at the time. 
 

Am I misremembering or didn’t he enjoy a mythical (and bewildering) inflated tough guy reputation among their fans a lot like Jimbo has? I feel like I remember jokes about a snuff boy and chavis’ son becoming a minor celeb on texags for talking a lot of shit about Texas.
 

I feel like there were some strong “sitting SEC championship DC” and “real manly man unlike the fake Hollywood sip coaches” type vibes. 

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

[Jebus 1306]

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

Looking forward to when Jimbo is finally gone 10 years from now and everyone on Texags is recounting how everyone knew it was a big mistake to hire him but by god the current guy is the real deal

[totallynotabuttpirate 5397]

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

I will forever miss his run defense. 

[Gil Bang 25950]

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

you mean "The Chief"?

 

(not to be confused with "The Marine")