Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[General Specific 3,256]

He left out humble.

to a fault, and collapse at the fist sign of_____ !

[realgreggym 835]

When your football team has been irrelevant longer than Queen Elizabeth was Queen Elizabeth, you will grasp at anything to convince yourself that you are relevant. It's like a drowning person grabbing an anvil. You make up stuff like Stewart vs Worthy or convince yourself that you're relevant because supposedly another team wants one of your players. When you understand that, everything aggy say makes perfect sense.

[TheMailBox357 213]

LOL at Aggy's obsession with Sark's offense & Quinn Ewers and  they're constantly comparing Quinn with their 2022 QB Connor Wiegman.

[Hank_Hill 18,802]

They are losing their minds over a rumor, please god let it actually happen so we get the good stuff

[WBT 20,561]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hey….reading some of that shit, I’ve learned that I’m a graduate of Homo U!

 

[texifornia 56,904]

[texifornia 56,904]

[NoName 16,351]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Per Game passing stat averages this year:

A&M: 18/30 for 213 yards with 1.3 TDs and 0.8 INT per game - 6 games.

Texas: 20/29 for 254 yards with 2.3 TDs and 0.4 INT per game - 7 games

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also A&M mentioning 24 points is hilarious. they scored 31 vs SHSU and 14 vs App State.

vs P5 programs they have scored 17, 23, 24 and 20 points. they would kill to average 24 points per game.

[texifornia 56,904]

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

I realize that guy posted a video, but I enjoy the still screenshot of his "proof" showing...cook's shoulder and head nowhere near Decker or however the shit you spell his name's helmet. 

[BabaYaga 15,290]

Funny, no mentions of the multiple egregious calls of Texas getting goat fucked by the refs.  2015 still makes me ragey.

[C-Man 27,211]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I realize that guy posted a video, but I enjoy the still screenshot of his "proof" showing...cook's shoulder and head nowhere near Decker or however the shit you spell his name's helmet. 

I can't remember ever seeing them this wound up about something. Must be the perfect storm -- them not being very good and realizing they're completely stuck with Jimbo for 3-4 more years at a minimum, Texas on the rise with a sexy QB, our impending move to the SEC and the "home cooking" (in their warped minds) we "needed" to beat lowly Iowa State. (Mind you that Iowa State would probably wipe the fucking floor with aggy if they were to play right now.)

[Hornlover 8,830]

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I realize that guy posted a video, but I enjoy the still screenshot of his "proof" showing...cook's shoulder and head nowhere near Decker or however the shit you spell his name's helmet. 

Here's the video (which I hadn't seen this angle before). There is contact from Cook's arm to the helmet, but no helmet-to-helmet contact at all.

Now, I have no idea what is actually targeting in 2022. I'm not sure anybody does. But if the definition is helmet-to-helmet, then this isn't it.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

55 minutes ago, NoName said:

Per Game passing stat averages this year:

A&M: 18/30 for 213 yards with 1.3 TDs and 0.8 INT per game - 6 games.

Texas: 20/29 for 254 yards with 2.3 TDs and 0.4 INT per game - 7 games

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also A&M mentioning 24 points is hilarious. they scored 31 vs SHSU and 14 vs App State.

vs P5 programs they have scored 17, 23, 24 and 20 points. they would kill to average 24 points per game.

Yep, and those averages don't really tell the whole story.  We had situations in 4 games where we scaled back or completely shut down our passing game by early in the 4th quarter due to the game being a blowout (ULM/OU), having a big lead and needing to just run clock (WVa), or the other team mailing it in (UTSA/OU).  Just hand it to Robinson/Johnson/Robinson and get out with the W.

[texifornia 56,904]

7 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Here's the video (which I hadn't seen this angle before). There is contact from Cook's arm to the helmet, but no helmet-to-helmet contact at all.

Now, I have no idea what is actually targeting in 2022. I'm not sure anybody does. But if the definition is helmet-to-helmet, then this isn't it.

Yeah that proved a grand total of jackshit

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Here's the video (which I hadn't seen this angle before). There is contact from Cook's arm to the helmet, but no helmet-to-helmet contact at all.

Now, I have no idea what is actually targeting in 2022. I'm not sure anybody does. But if the definition is helmet-to-helmet, then this isn't it.

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Yeah that proved a grand total of jackshit

It's hard to call Targeting, imo, when you watch a slow motion impact by Cook and the fucking QB's head barely fucking moves. 

[Born Burnt 6,177]

18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I can't remember ever seeing them this wound up about something. Must be the perfect storm -- them not being very good and realizing they're completely stuck with Jimbo for 3-4 more years at a minimum, Texas on the rise with a sexy QB, our impending move to the SEC and the "home cooking" (in their warped minds) we "needed" to beat lowly Iowa State. (Mind you that Iowa State would probably wipe the fucking floor with aggy if they were to play right now.)

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I realize that guy posted a video, but I enjoy the still screenshot of his "proof" showing...cook's shoulder and head nowhere near Decker or however the shit you spell his name's helmet. 

The still screenshot is of ford.  Cook comes in later in the video. 

[AP101S 1,480]

16 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m convinced they’re just trying to get on message board geniuses more often than anyone else.  #1 in something. Can finally start to fill up the trophy case. 

More evidence to support your theory

 

[MontereyMX 869]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

not one of those dumb mutha fuckas know a god damn thing about qb play.  

[Vertuzzi 1,369]

Just now, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

not one of those dumb mutha fuckas know a god damn thing about qb play.  

Isn’t it better to have an insanely complex, Jimbo style of offense that nobody seems to comprehend; therefore leading to one of the worst offenses in college football? 

[HtownHorn 14,676]

Dekker was running with the football he wasn't a defenseless player, so the only way targeting gets called is helmet to helmet contact with the crown of Cook's helmet.

If Dekker had been determined to be defenseless then Cook's forearm to the helmet would have been enough for targeting.

[WBT 20,561]

He was a runner and not a defenseless player.  Contact to the head doesn't matter.  The only way to commit targeting on a non-defenseless player is to initiate contact with the crown of the helmet, which has been redefined this year to be above the top of the facemask.

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The still screenshot is of ford.  Cook comes in later in the video. 

I know man. That's why I prefaced it with "I know it's a video posted" and our board just had the screenshot. I then went on to actually talk about what the play showed a few posts later. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,623]

I like the magician idea. Get penn and teller on the phone.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

Per Game passing stat averages this year:

A&M: 18/30 for 213 yards with 1.3 TDs and 0.8 INT per game - 6 games.

Texas: 20/29 for 254 yards with 2.3 TDs and 0.4 INT per game - 7 games

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also A&M mentioning 24 points is hilarious. they scored 31 vs SHSU and 14 vs App State.

vs P5 programs they have scored 17, 23, 24 and 20 points. they would kill to average 24 points per game.

Notice they also like to leave out TD when comparing Stewart and Worthy.  Wonder why? 

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

[Mikey4 2,476]

I love how obsessed they are with our win over Iowa State. It wasn't pretty, but getting a W against Iowa State sure beats losing to App State.

[SydneyCarton 48,075]

11 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I like the magician idea. Get penn and teller on the phone.

Lets not pretend these guys would be more like The Amazing Jonathon.

 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

23 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Notice they also like to leave out TD when comparing Stewart and Worthy.  Wonder why? 

The only way to compare two teams' passing games is to compare a single receiver from each team. It's the universal standard. You guys should know this. It's the key metric used by all football scholars.

The only way to accurately assess a team's scoring ability is to choose a single game against a powerful opponent. Some idiots like to use the whole season or all games played. This is the sign of the amateur.

The only way a dumb tu QB seems to be good is that the offense is dumbed down to his level. Everyone knows tu only has idiot players.

tu is all about hype and appearances not achievement like the dear ol' Texas Aggies. Sips are too stupid to see this clearly. They need the guidance of a Billy Liucci which they sorely lack.

Edited October 19, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Born Burnt 6,177]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lets not pretend these guys would be more like The Amazing Jonathon.

 

...or Abracadaniel.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,584]

They can look down on our win against Iowa State, but most metrics have ISU ranked higher than Arkansas and Miami. Some even have ISU above A&M. 

[Scholz 11,941]

aggy would lose to all 10 teams in our conference.

[texifornia 56,904]

[Pods 7,552]

14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hey….reading some of that shit, I’ve learned that I’m a graduate of Homo U!

Technically all universities are Homo U's. I'm not aware of the Australopithecines starting any. 

I gotta give aggy credit for knowing their genus. I guess they are a lot more anthropologically literate than I thought they were. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

I looooove when aggy says. They’ve been irrelevant for a decade.  Perhaps yes.  However them fighten texem aggys have been irrelevant for 8-9 decades.  But I digress 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Here's the video (which I hadn't seen this angle before). There is contact from Cook's arm to the helmet, but no helmet-to-helmet contact at all.

Now, I have no idea what is actually targeting in 2022. I'm not sure anybody does. But if the definition is helmet-to-helmet, then this isn't it.

Only thing this video proved is that cooks forearm was sore as fuck the next day hitting that helmet full speed 

[MAUFRAIS 6,623]

They’re not trick plays, Michael. They’re illusions.

[Gucci_Suit 2,644]

3 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

not one of those dumb mutha fuckas know a god damn thing about qb play.  

Not true. They know that good QB play consists of running around in the backfield like a squirrel and then throwing up a desperate duck in the general direction of Mike Evans. That’s how you win a heisman, duh. 

[Hmbre97 6,305]

They’re not trick plays, Michael. They’re illusions.

Jimbo in the huddle: Listen up guys, we have 1 play to get this in the end zone and beat Alabama again.

King: I wonder what kind of play a magician would run?

[Deej 76,759]

[Wishbone 4,759]

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Notice they also like to leave out TD when comparing Stewart and Worthy.  Wonder why? 

It won’t be long ‘til they can leave out Stewart altogether. They gotta grasp at something while there’s still time.

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Fhegs haven't noticed that Gumby doesn't really have what could be considered a mullet any more?

[Deej 76,759]

He's such a man at this point that he combs the mullet forward to cover his balding. 

[Armybrat 40,832]

46 minutes ago, Deej said:

He's such a man at this point that he combs the mullet forward to cover his balding. 

 

[4HE 156]

23 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hey….reading some of that shit, I’ve learned that I’m a graduate of Homo U!

Me too! Got two degrees so I must be a double homo!!!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

[speed817 19,256]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

[Dbeasy 15,045]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Jeez the delusion knows no bounds. 

[Texasborn91 935]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Which one of you is that?