Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

Yeah gonna have to start playing "Is it troll or aggy?"

[El Compadre 766]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Hey guys, you think Jimbo could win an Oscar? I mean the way he acted like an offensive guru when we signed him, but he clearly isn't. He has to be one of, if not the best, actors in America.

[RomaVicta 29905]

When things are bad, a few Texags posters can deliver gallows humor. 

One of the many irony-deaf humorless responses:

 

And the parrot post about play-calling. If none of your plays work, what difference does it make?

 

 

 

[texifornia 56904]

[texifornia 56904]

[Vertigo 20276]

Yes, by all means, this is going to tank recruiting in 2024 because those kids will be spending their redshirt year in the B12 and the 2023 guys will be RS Soph/Juniors. Maybe Jimbo should give Arch a call and break this news personally. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by Vertigo

[RomaVicta 29905]

 

I guess they know from personal experience. Now they've achieved the height of being the third best team in Mississippi. How long will take Texas and OU to climb that mountain?

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

poooooooooooorrrrrr aggy

[texifornia 56904]

[texifornia 56904]

[tejas60 3533]

 

Vegas gonna have trouble paying for those neon lights soon.

[texifornia 56904]

[ClubWhatever 12128]

walls and walls of obsession text

[brojangles2 786]

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

[General Specific 3256]

More evidence to support your theory
 

My vote, David Byrne;

[C-Man 27211]

2 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by C-Man

[ElChupacabra 254]

2 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

To be fair, the Tell Me About Texas A&M thread is scaring the shit out of a thousand pages...granted 90% of it is just dragging aggy through the mud for all their dipshittery but still. It's a two way street for sure.

[RomaVicta 29905]

Dumbasses took all day before someone explained we'd start football in the SEC in 2025 at the latest.

"Sips only concern is what's in the best interest of the sips!" Yea. Okay. So?

Texas could very well lose the rest of their games. [Followed by an actual list of who we play.] Time will tell. And during that time Texags will repeat the exact same post over and over each time thinking it's a revelation.

[fattyflattie 4639]

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dumbasses took all day before someone explained we'd start football in the SEC in 2025 at the latest.

"Sips only concern is what's in the best interest of the sips!" Yea. Okay. So?

Texas could very well lose the rest of their games. [Followed by an actual list of who we play.] Time will tell. And during that time Texags will repeat the exact same post over and over each time thinking it's a revelation.

There’s posts in there about us potentially losing to WVU…

Godamnit what kind of real world do these assholes live in where just stating something makes it true?  Yes aggy, we had really better watch losing to WVU this year. I’ve got an idea, I’ll bet you a million dollars we won’t. Fuck. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

CeasarsGhost name checks out with the "stab you in the back" thing. 

You will rue the day!

[morehornsepower 887]

I love that our "struggles" with Iowa State somehow prove that we won't win another game...but their *loss* to Appalachian State has no bearing on how they will do the rest of the year...

[Radical Larry 28579]

CeasarsGhost name checks out with the "stab you in the back" thing. 
You will rue the day!

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

[WBT 20561]

[Magus Ossis 2797]

10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

[ChemicalHorn 352]

1 hour ago, morehornsepower said:

I love that our "struggles" with Iowa State somehow prove that we won't win another game...but their *loss* to Appalachian State has no bearing on how they will do the rest of the year...

That and how bad we are because we lost to 3-3 Tech who… has the same record as these goobers

[mdleast 8289]

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

Aggy is Kent. It all makes sense now.

[Deej 76759]

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

There’s posts in there about us potentially losing to WVU…

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

Well, you start with a roux....

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Theory- the longer aggy goes without having to see the football team play, the better aggy thinks the football team is. 
 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

Will there be a lot more money if they continue to be shit the rest of the season. 

[Magus Ossis 2797]

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Theory- the longer aggy goes without having to see the football team play at home against App State, the better aggy thinks the football team is. 
 

 

FIFY

[Deej 76759]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

Imagine what actual success would cost them. 

[Horndog 2228]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

So guys looking to transfer are just being greedy. Got it. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 minutes ago, Horndog said:

So guys looking to transfer are just being greedy. Got it. 

But taking PPP money for your internet business is not being greedy.

[texifornia 56904]

[BigHorn'13 3363]

[C-Man 27211]

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Well, you start with a roux....

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Someone has been smoking too much weed.

[Noozak 324]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Does this mean that time is no longer a flat circle jerk?

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

5 minutes ago, Noozak said:

 

Does this mean that time is no longer a flat circle jerk?

Time is a mountain stream circle jerk

[Butch Had Not 2969]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Time is a mountain stream circle jerk

Time is a mountain stream of drizzling shits.

[texifornia 56904]

[texifornia 56904]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Time is a brokeback mountain stream circle jerk

FIFY

[HtownHorn 14676]

Wait, Jimbo is one of the best recruiters as the aggy HC, but in year 5 ...

• OL is trash
• QB is trash
• freshmen starting at WR and TE
• RB room is a joke outside Achane
• Took 50 DL in the last class, but has a horrible rush defense
• Currently 0 skill position players committed

Edited October 20, 2022 by HtownHorn

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, Jimbo is one of the best recruiters as the aggy HC, but in year 5 ...

• OL is trash
• QB is trash
• freshmen starting at WR and TE
• RB room is a joke outside Achane
• Took 50 DL in the last class, but defense has a horrible rush defense
• Currently 0 skill position players committed

And he’s got them convinced they have a “top 5” talented team. 

[C-Man 27211]

 

[Scholz 11941]

I love it when aggys utter the word championship. 🤣

[Foosters 17850]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Imagine what actual success would cost them.