Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Can y’all spoiler these multi image posts? Appreciate the lulz but it’s hard as hell to keep track of where I’m at on the page when it’s just a wall of images.

Heard. I admit to thinking "damn this is gonna be a long ass post." But I wasn't sure how to fix it. Will do moving forward.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

This screenshot thread has too many screenshots!

[utee94 15,811]

The gigem247 posters seem slightly less stupid than the texags posters.  Far fewer mentions of evil tee yew and a lot more introspection about their own program.

[Deej 76,759]

The ones not funding Liucci seem less stupid? Shocking. 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

The gigem247 posters seem slightly less stupid than the texags posters.  Far fewer mentions of evil tee yew and a lot more introspection about their own program.

The guys that poke themselves in the eye with spoons are slightly less stupid than the guys that stab themselves in the eye with forks.

[Dbeasy 15,047]

Anyone who subscribes to TexAgs is clearly at the bottom of the gene pool of intelligence. 

[Deej 76,759]

Wait...what? I assumed it was after the game. Haha...

 

Edited October 26, 2022 by Deej

[ousux 5,597]

The gigem247 posters seem slightly less stupid than the texags posters.  Far fewer mentions of evil tee yew and a lot more introspection about their own program.

Gagem247 is the 2%er forum

[Deej 76,759]

[fattyflattie 4,639]

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

The gigem247 posters seem slightly less stupid than the texags posters.  Far fewer mentions of evil tee yew and a lot more introspection about their own program.

Agree.  That said, I believe Tarp hates UT considerably more than Looch.  Like how we feel about OU hate.   But overall, they have a lot better posters over there. 

[SamMan 1,362]

Both of these galaxy-brained aggies have been texags users since 2003:

An OC hire suggestion (apparently didn’t bother to note whom he was working under in that directory)

A simple question about how the ball is put into play and why on earth the team with the ball gets an advantage

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

Because you touch yourself, milner79.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

I hope this is true. From Texags:

[RomaVicta 29,905]

[TXRed 3,247]

Haha Came here to post the original tweet. 
 

 

[LTtxfan 49,170]

On 10/25/2022 at 11:19 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

This screenshot thread has too many screenshots!

 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

51 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I hope this is true. From Texags:

Sure, with 80,000 students on campus there have to be several “SEC-ready” offensive linemen ready to step on the field and play well against actual SEC defensive lineman in a game. Why have they been wasting all this time and money in recruiting when these kind of guys can just be plucked out of a geology or Spanish class?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Sure, with 80,000 students on campus there have to be several “SEC-ready” offensive linemen ready to step on the field and play well against actual SEC defensive lineman in a game. Why have they been wasting all this time and money in recruiting when these kind of guys can just be plucked out of a geology or Spanish class?

Have you not heard of how awesome the 12th man is?  Their idiocy continues to amaze me.

[Fud 9,552]

20 hours ago, utee94 said:

The gigem247 posters seem slightly less stupid than the texags posters.  Far fewer mentions of evil tee yew and a lot more introspection about their own program.

This is accurate. 247 is where aggie posters who hate Texags go. Yes, they are still dumbass aggies

[Vertigo 20,276]

17 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Have you not heard of how awesome the 12th man is?  Their idiocy continues to amaze me.

That post had to have been one of the dumbest I have seen. Sure, there is some 6'7'' 350 lb tackle with cat like feet and abnormal strength just walking around campus because he loves the fighting aggies and decided to pay his own way through school instead of accepting a scholarship at Bama. 

[Viper 12,108]

26 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Sure, with 80,000 students on campus there have to be several “SEC-ready” offensive linemen ready to step on the field and play well against actual SEC defensive lineman in a game. Why have they been wasting all this time and money in recruiting when these kind of guys can just be plucked out of a geology or Spanish class?

 

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That post had to have been one of the dumbest I have seen. Sure, there is some 6'7'' 350 lb tackle with cat like feet and abnormal strength just walking around campus because he loves the fighting aggies and decided to pay his own way through school instead of accepting a scholarship at Bama. 

wait that post wasn't sarcasm? I thought the "SEC ready" bit gave it away, but I guess that's just indicates sarcasm for us, they are serious about being "SEC ready"

[irishtexan 11,518]

They think there are "SEC Ready" offensive lineman just taking classes in College fucking Station who will be ready to play football immediately? They can't be this stupid, can they? (Yes, I already know the answer to this question)

[RomaVicta 29,905]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

That post had to have been one of the dumbest I have seen. Sure, there is some 6'7'' 350 lb tackle with cat like feet and abnormal strength just walking around campus because he loves the fighting aggies and decided to pay his own way through school instead of accepting a scholarship at Bama. 

Yea. I kept my idiotic fantasies of walking on at Texas, making a devastating tackle on Earl Campbell then making my mark in Longhorn football history to myself. 

I was not in football shape. Knee surgeries killed any high school career I might have had. I would have been ridiculed as I suited up and then been killed trying tackle the great Earl Campbell if the blocker didn't maim or kill me first.

I guess I'm just not 12th Man ready.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

wait that post wasn't sarcasm? I thought the "SEC ready" bit gave it away, but I guess that's just indicates sarcasm for us, they are serious about being "SEC ready"

I pick posts that are made by guys with an Ag Tag to reduce the chances of repeating a troll job. I think a 19 year old Aggie addicted to TexAgs and full of the ol' Aggie spirit might indeed think such a thing is possible. See my fantasy above.

I just had the benefit of a little voice inside saying, "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've been in your head for more than a decade."

[Duane Moore 5,237]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

 

wait that post wasn't sarcasm? I thought the "SEC ready" bit gave it away, but I guess that's just indicates sarcasm for us, they are serious about being "SEC ready"

It’s just so hard to tell anymore with those guys

[Deej 76,759]

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

[Updawg 2,266]

What a great plan. I hope they try it

[RomaVicta 29,905]

From Olin Buchanon:

He seems dull enough to believe that "the national media" gathers for web-meetings to discuss their desire to keep the dear old Texas Aggies from Texas down. In this call, they all got in a huff about audacious A&M daring to challenge the established order by breaking down the door to the Elite's Lunchroom and taking their place there. The gall!

Poor persecuted Aggies. It's not that they did a string of stupid and embarrassing things; it's all persecution!

[Deej 76,759]

If anything, the sports media has bent over backwards to kiss aggy ass.

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

They think there are "SEC Ready" offensive lineman just taking classes in College fucking Station who will be ready to play football immediately? They can't be this stupid, can they? (Yes, I already know the answer to this question)

 

[Carl Spackler 3,480]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Hmmm . . . aggy, the Yankees, and the Cowboys. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

I believe sinbad was a defensive lineman. And also a professor?  Not sure how he still had eligibility. 

[Dbeasy 15,047]

9 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

A guy that worked for me was the kicker at North Texas during this filming and was assigned to help Kathy Ireland learn how to kick. #dreamjob. 

[Deej 76,759]

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

A guy that worked for me was the kicker at North Texas during this filming and was assigned to help Kathy Ireland learn how to kick. #dreamjob. 

"We need to massage your pelvic floor to get maximum leg extension on your kicks."

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

A guy that worked for me was the kicker at North Texas during this filming and was assigned to help Kathy Ireland learn how to kick. #dreamjob. 

And a hell of a job he did. Look at this form:

[MAUFRAIS 6,623]

I like the part when Texas State plays against Southwest Texas.

[Hank_Hill 18,803]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

Lmaooo. “Do this, or we’ll pay you millions of dollars!”

[SamMan 1,362]

56 minutes ago, Deej said:

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

I laughed at what happened below that post. Some guy sarcastically asked if he was a contract attorney. To which the OP (feeling himself) just boasted that, no, he was just really smart and business-savvy..to which the guy clarified that he was being sarcastic and he shouldn’t quit his day job because the entire write up was, in fact, impractical and very stupid.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I pick posts that are made by guys with an Ag Tag to reduce the chances of repeating a troll job. I think a 19 year old Aggie addicted to TexAgs and full of the ol' Aggie spirit might indeed think such a thing is possible. See my fantasy above.

I just had the benefit of a little voice inside saying, "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've been in your head for more than a decade."

It was sarcasm. That guy was ridiculing this post about what galls him the most about Jimbo..which is the quintessential aggie sentiment:

Sure, the last time they won a championship in any major sport the man whose presidential library graces their shitty ass campus was a fifteen-year old popping zits in his dorm at Phillips, but goddammit, the walk-ons have to get on the field! They are better anyway..especially the qb.

[Here’s the deal 114]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

In other words, we’re going to pay you 90,000,000 to do anything BUT coach.  Lunacy.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

Dream on….dream on…..dream on……dream until your dream comes true!

[Deej 76,759]

17 minutes ago, SamMan said:

I laughed at what happened below that post. Some guy sarcastically asked if he was a contract attorney. To which the OP (feeling himself) just boasted that, no, he was just really smart and business-savvy..to which the guy clarified that he was being sarcastic and he shouldn’t quit his day job because the entire write up was, in fact, impractical and very stupid.

It was sarcasm. That guy was ridiculing this post about what galls him the most about Jimbo..which is the quintessential aggie sentiment:

Sure, the last time they won a championship in any major sport the man whose presidential library graces their shitty ass campus was a fifteen-year old popping zits in his dorm at Phillips, but goddammit, the walk-ons have to get on the field! They are better anyway..especially the qb.

The walk-ons just want on the field to get away from the yell leaders. 

[Hornlover 8,830]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

The walk-ons just want on the field to get away from the yell leaders. 

Are walk-ons even allowed to walk on the grass at atm?

[Deej 76,759]

There's living grass in CS?

[fattyflattie 4,639]

50 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

In other words, we’re going to pay you 90,000,000 to do anything BUT coach.  Lunacy.

You see, he’s the best recruiter to ever recruit. Hell, 90m is a steal for the type of recruiting he can do in his sleep.  That is until the $$$ stops flowing, of course.  See, for example, class of ‘23. 

[Deej 76,759]

59 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

See, for example, class of ‘23.

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,702]

[Rimbo 25,920]

Well... they're not wrong about her being (1) Jimbo's biggest fan and (2) crazy.

 

[BigHornedLurker 1,936]

The strangest part of all of this Karen jimbo aggy triumvirate of stupid is so many of them are just realizing this is all super strange,  not normal.

It's just too natural and familiar for them to trigger warning signs 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

3 hours ago, SamMan said:

I laughed at what happened below that post. Some guy sarcastically asked if he was a contract attorney. To which the OP (feeling himself) just boasted that, no, he was just really smart and business-savvy..to which the guy clarified that he was being sarcastic and he shouldn’t quit his day job because the entire write up was, in fact, impractical and very stupid.

It was sarcasm. That guy was ridiculing this post about what galls him the most about Jimbo..which is the quintessential aggie sentiment:

Sure, the last time they won a championship in any major sport the man whose presidential library graces their shitty ass campus was a fifteen-year old popping zits in his dorm at Phillips, but goddammit, the walk-ons have to get on the field! They are better anyway..especially the qb.

Good catch.

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

There's living grass in CS?

Nah, just the dead grass smoked in the locker room...